Master Colon Cleanse guide: day 2

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So this is day 2 and I feel remarkably great! I am only slightly hungry and I seem to have plenty of energy. Last night got a little weird though. As the evening grew late I started to panic. I found myself opening the fridge and cupboards repeatedly. I didn't break. I felt a little weak at the end of the evening and then I had my last glass of lemonade and BOOM I was up again. About an hour and a half before bed I did my p.m. salt water flush (remember to only use non-iodized salt and sea salt is the best) and after going a whole day without the flush seeming to work I got hit. Somewhere around fifteen minutes after chugging my warm salt water it made it's way out. It is highly possible the last 29 years of my life that was in there did too. I finished my lemonade and went to bed believing I'd feel like crap today, boy was I in for a surprise. This morning I woke up and felt 15 again. I have tons of energy and jogged to work without a qualm. I immediately went downstairs and had a small cup of lemonade and got dressed and hussled off. I waited for the morning rush to die down so the store would be slow and drank my flush. This time it was like five minutes I swear. I rushed to the door to lock it and put up my sign and away I went. This time it was like ten times the effect. the flush really works well. I proceeded to continue drinking my lemonade and felt great all day. Around 10 I started having bacon cravings but I still never truly felt hungry, and I work in a donut shop. It was crazy, I didn't even come close to eating a donut. I had read that the 1st day is the really hard one. If tomorrow is even easier than today then I might just stay on this forever and add in some protein powder and multi vitamins. Just kidding, I can't wait to have a huge fish burrito!