What if... Goldilocks came to your house...?

@Wizzywig (7859)
June 21, 2009 6:11pm CST
What do you think she'd find to eat that was just right? Where would she sit and where would you find her? How would you deal with her being in your house? I think she'd get to my door, peep in and reckon that the 3 little pigs and the big bad wolf had already turned the place over. So she'd leg it in case she got the blame!
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@wolfie34 (26793)
• United Kingdom
6 Jul 09
Well she's welcome to the porridge that's for sure, we even have treacle and sugar to put on it, mum would probably wait on her hand and foot, mind you if she could look after father 24/7 she will be received with open arms, give mum a break, and oi, wolves are not always bad you know! There are some placid, happy-go-lucky wolves who have wonderful temperaments, why grandma what big teeth you have ;0)
@Wizzywig (7859)
6 Jul 09
Well, I'm sure there are some very nice wolves around, who would not dream of trying to nick off with Red Riding Hood's basket but, 'Oi' yourself and a bit less of the 'grandma' mate or I'll be sending the 3 little pigs round to lure you down the chimney into the cauldron!! (I'll be sure to send them before you get the goldy locks.... sorry - couldn't resist that one!!)
@wolfie34 (26793)
• United Kingdom
6 Jul 09
Mind you after seeing the panda spanking as the interest PMSL I think I might get indigestion through laughing too much, so the pigs are spared (cackles for now!)
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@Wizzywig (7859)
7 Jul 09
As I recall, the wolf didnt get to eat the pigs.... so you're not really in a position to be sparing them
• India
28 Jun 09
ooooooo Goldilocks... I'll firstly interrogate her on how she got my address. She'll probably say that she got it from some "social networking site". Then I'd tell her how I know that she's been eating my porridge (although I've never made any !!!). Then I'd blame her on blowing my friends' houses (The two pigs). And then I'd hypnotize her and get lots of porridge made from her. And then export it !!! The brand "Goldilocs's porridge" would be so famous. And it won't need any publicity because of the already famous story !!!!!!!
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@James72 (26829)
• Australia
28 Jun 09
Capitalism at it's best! lol.
@Wizzywig (7859)
28 Jun 09
How entrepreneurial of you!! (I bet I've spelt that wrong... if indeed it is a real word...I think it is!) You could add Red Riding Hood gift baskets and 3 Little Pig pork scratchings to the range......
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• India
29 Jun 09
Baskets are fine, they'll come with plastic fruits ! But No, I can't sell the pork. I'm vegetarian you know ! So why don't we just open a cement factory and name it Jim's cement ! Jim who ? Well don't you know the youngest pig was named after his great great grandfather Jim ?
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@zoey7879 (3104)
• United States
19 Aug 09
That dangy little twit wouldn't make off with anything. Ole Mother Hubbard done robbed us blind! *sigh*
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@Wizzywig (7859)
19 Aug 09
See, everyone thought she was just a nice old lady doing her best for her dog ... how wrong could they be!!!
@sconibear (8006)
• United States
21 Jun 09
*licks chops*
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@Wizzywig (7859)
22 Jun 09
hmmm... no more than she deserves I'm sure!!