does every village need an idiot?
By jb78000
@jb78000 (15139)
11 responses
@xfahctor (14118)
• Lancaster, New Hampshire
20 Sep 09
Idiots are a nessesary evil really, we need th eentertainment, the boost to our own egos and of course people to blame when things go wrong, ie; "look what that blithering idiot did!" I think every village needs a drunk too (though in my town we all just kinda take turns). The problem comes when one combines the two job titles, all sorts of mayhem ensues.
One final thought...every village has an idiot, if you can't think of who it is, your probably it.
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@fruitcakeliz (2641)
• United States
20 Sep 09
c'mon now..everybody knows drunkin idiots are a breed all of their own. Can't lump the two together. One group is just naturally dumb..the others, well, they can be totally fine..even smrt, well to do, upstanding people until you introduce Mr. Alky Holl to them....he has that effect over people.
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@ZephyrSun (7381)
• United States
19 Sep 09
LMAO! I have to say that in the US I think that each village has at least 10. The problem lays when they breed with each other
But, to answer your question, it is clearing for providing entertainment. George Bush taught us that, for sure!
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@irishidid (8688)
• United States
19 Sep 09
Now see jb, village idiots is exactly why you need evil people like me to keep them in check. Evil people have no empathy for idiots.
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@irishidid (8688)
• United States
19 Sep 09
Nope, taking the weekend off. Us evildoers need our days off too.
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@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
20 Sep 09
Hi Judith, are you nuts? One idiot per area? Never heard of generations of inter breeding my dear? Every family in the village has at lease one or more, either tucked away out of sight or allowed to actually roam at will. The most obvious are theee brothers we have whom people tolerate very well and send on odd errands rewarded with an ouzo, if a handy child can't be found.
@fruitcakeliz (2641)
• United States
19 Sep 09
Well, if there weren't idiots out there, how would those of us who are sane and smart be able to diffirentiate ourselves?? LoL
If there were no idiots in the world, where would we get the majority of our laughs from? Though i do agree, we should put a ban on how many idiots can be running around at once--we don't need them out-numbering the rest of us LoL
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@ZephyrSun (7381)
• United States
19 Sep 09
JB I have to agree with fruitcake...It's a great idea about the "ban"...
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@dawnald (85135)
• Shingle Springs, California
28 Sep 09
why don't we move them all to the same village and see what happens?
@Sandra1952 (6047)
• Spain
3 Oct 09
Judith, there is a fatal flaw in your otherwise well-reasoned point. If two village idiots were trying to outdo each other in terms of idiocy, would either of them be smart enough to know when they had the upper hand? And couldn't you get into trouble with the Guardianistas and the Equality Councils? Why should idiots be the preserve of villages? Aren't towns, cities, counties and even principalities entitled to their fair and equitable share of idiots? Just curious.
@satan88 (584)
• United States Minor Outlying Islands
20 Sep 09
yes i think every village needs an idiot to provide comic relief from the toils of everyday village life. it makes me feel good about myself to know that i'm at least smarter than this guy even though not by much. two idiots means double the laughs and double the confidence.
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