No Clothes....just ice cream

Thea, do you think the Greek was following you around and laying particles of clothing around for you wherever you end up?! The whole idea is that you don't have any idea how you ended up where you are, but your saving grace is your car and the yummy tubs of coffee flavored ice cream. No clothes, will you wear parts of the coffee flavored ice cream and bring the rest home or eat whilst you can to use the tubs? But it was a good attempt to save your modesty. (By the way, the ever so fascinating of flavored ice cream could not have happened without you.)

Lina my dear, you should have put it in politics as I'm sure there must be something controversial in your subject. Ha, not letting me off with the Greeks t-shirt I see, I must abide by the rules of your scenario. You've already had two streakers along but it really is the only option, I'm too restrained to eat full tubs of ice cream and if I go for the tub option I know you won't let me empty them unless its down my throatand I'm not prepared to slather myself in coffee ice cream for your amusement, far too cold and I'd need to clean the inside of the car later and that's not due for another 7 months. So I'm left with a dignified streak I suppose and I'll send you the name of any gawpers to add to your list of mummified prey as revenge on them.

That's the spirit Thea! I will be more than happy to mummify those that dare to gawk, however I am still in prison with an annoying cellie at the moment. Do you think there could possibly be something controversial in this, ...wait...don't answer I suddenly remembered your other discussion about making any subject turn into slinging insults, you and Sandra I believe were quite humorous in that!

Well that means I'm back to my first thought. I have woken in a strange place with no clothes on - that is just not me. Therefore I will simply wake up from this weird dream, in my own bed.

Ah ha! Yes said "bed". Therefore, there should be sheets, or at the very least a mattress. A mattress has a cover. It might take some time, but I'll remove the cover and make myself a covering. But since this is only a dream, it doesn't really matter. I'll eat my ginger ice cream (thanks for that) and go back to sleep.

There is a tub of ginger ice cream next to your bed (smile). My sister read your response and said you were the smartest to wait til dark and I had changed the paramenters, so good thing it's just a dream!

dear mr congress irrefutable proof has been brought to my attention that your government is engaged in a sinister plan to take away all our freedoms and force us to live as practical slaves on a revolting diet consisting solely of chocolate icecream. we are americans (except xfahctor, who is actually boris johnson) and in defense of our liberty we are going to stage a coup. next wednesday at 3pm. please bring your own pots and pans to bang, and snacks. look forward to seeing you there! love jb

Excellent Jb, my skillet and fellow coup-stagers will be in attendance, um, do we bring pizza and what toppings? coffee or tea?

It is always the "x-factor" that throws a kink in the plan...okay, no flavored ice cream or clothes for you since you are oh so causal strolling about for conspiracies or creating them. I also like the "What?" it puts people immediately on the defense. Either defending the stare or wondering how you can be so causal in your glory. However so that you know (lowers voice to a whisper) there's a pattern to the types of ice cream that has been used in these bizarre clothes-less incidents, I believe there may be a conspiracy behind this from the ice cream leaders of the world....please keep this in mind as the complaint committee convenes on November 25th during Complain to Congress Day. All agendas, I mean flavors, must be served.

Goodness no, Hatley, the ice cream left for you, strawberry and chocolate were made from a list of acceptable ice cream for diabetics. Not quite knowing whether you would wear the ice cream or eat it we made sure that it would be safe, at least physically. Your mad dash to the hospital with two empty tubs of sugar free ice cream yelling for help is sure to land you in a nice quiet (no roomies!) room until the shock of having nothing wrong with you wears off. But all was captured on video tape and given to you for your own reminiscing to bring a smile to your face of having escaped coma and having a roommate-free room for yourself for a little while.

Hi Ronnyb, you are another that doesn't like to waste the ice cream, and it is a good feeling to have a full stomach while other external parts of you are cold, speaking of which, does the different flavors feel a different type of cold on the body? I assume with chocolate, vanilla and the ice creams without added nuts etc., would feel the same but one never knows as that I have yet to experience that, although when I head to Sandra's discussion of the football team and ice cream I may find out. The nonchalant stroll with ice cream on your face but the tubs to cover as well as the ice cream for feel. Good utilization of all materials!

Alas Sandra, you are equipped with a spoon, will that aid somewhat besides eating the delicious Raspberry Ripple? but of course if you decide to "wear" the ice cream, it could very well become Raspberry Nipple ice cream. I will say that is an ingenious thought, very MacGyver-like. I like the concept of making the tubs into a swimsuit-like apparel...the latest fashion trend is about to be born! Also, very green, recycling the tubs...(Before you may inquire, the room is empty except the ice cream and spoon and you.)

Jb, a streaking blue bunny throwing ice cream at pervies is much more a sight than a blue bunny holding tubs and hopping nonchalantly to her car. By the way, you didn't mention what flavored ice cream you would be flinging at the by now large crowd of onlookers.

Awesome wmraul! By now you will have a line of non-clothed individuals all with a spoon to join you! By the way, you only took one tub? There were three in the room.