obama's romantic life may be even more
By jb78000
@jb78000 (15139)
March 15, 2010 3:28pm CST
depraved than we thought. let's consider the latest evidence:
during his last speech there was a feather stuck to his jacket
he does not eat chicken for 'religious' reasons. however he does eat duck, pork, beef etc. why are chickens so special to barack hussain obama?
all the chicks on the free range egg farm near the white house look just like obama
sometimes he slips when reading the autocue and makes sounds that sound very much like clucks
source: completedrivel.com
what conclusion do you draw from this rather disturbing evidence?
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17 responses
@Hatley (163781)
• Garden Grove, California
15 Mar 10
hi jb78000 as I never thought the President that I voted for was depraved in the first place, and never payed one twit to the idiots making up all sorts of stupid crap about him, not a bit upset now even if I am the only person on mylot who does not tear him apart, I do think this did indeed come from depraved news,so bah humbug, shades of old Scrooge.
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. i am also working on a piece of scandal involving bush, a potato, two teaspoons and a piece of blutack. it will be, sorry IS, truly shocking.
. i knew i should have locked the goats up at night.
. the chickens SAY they eat them but they are obviously lying and they are in it together. i have no idea what 'it' is though.
@Torunn (8609)
• Norway
15 Mar 10
That he's a cat with somewhat weird preferences, and that after eating his last lover, he forgot to clean away all the feathers.
No mention of Obama's romantic life in the news papers here. No wonder, the football season started yesterday, on the same day as they had the first big event in the new ski jumping arena in Oslo. Who cares about Obama when they can interview people about Sagen and Romøren and which football match got the most snow. Did I miss something? Possibly something as ridiculus as starting the football season in March, it's been snowing heavily all over the country for days.
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@Torunn (8609)
• Norway
15 Mar 10
Maybe it was a dodo feather? Maybe the US government has a secret dodo farm? Probably at the same place as they stash away all the aliens that come to listen to Elvis conserts and eat grilled dodo.
Snowballs for the football players isn't too bad, I don't think the fans need them though. They're mad enough with weapons falling down at them, and they probably get even madder when they can't see the match because of snow.
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@cupkitties (7421)
• United States
16 Mar 10
Of course its a plot of the chicken people to take over the world.
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@marguicha (215428)
• Chile
15 Mar 10
One thing confuses me though.
Isn´t it ok for a rooster to like chicks?
Of course, it would all depend on the age of the chicks.
Isn´t it ok for a rooster to like chicks?
Of course, it would all depend on the age of the chicks.1 person likes this
@marguicha (215428)
• Chile
15 Mar 10
True. Although, as Presidents go, your president is quite good looking. Would you say the feather was a pullet´s or a chick´s?
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@Sandra1952 (6047)
• Spain
16 Mar 10
What conclusions do I draw? None, because I can't draw, and I can never get the perspective right on conclusions. I've booked up for art classes after Easter, perhaps I'll be able to draw conclusions then.
I think the feather was probably a moth in camouflage. Now do you believe they're taking over the world? They've even got through the security cordon around the President of the USA. I need a vodka.
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@Sandra1952 (6047)
• Spain
16 Mar 10
Good morning Judith. Actually, I think I alerted you to it and you just added a few bits to make it more (un)believable. In fact, Obama won't eat chickens because he knows the moths have taken them over, and he's afraid if he eats chickens, he'll turn into a mutant moth and then he'll lose the Presidency. You read it here first.
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@jb78000 (15139)
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16 Mar 10
ok. you were the original source with your absurd moth based paranoia. interesting update - which actually deserves a discussion all to itself. we need to build up mylot into a quality news provider, providing the stories the convential media is just too scared to provide. and we need to do it with straight faces. that last bit may be tricky.
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@epicure35 (2814)
• United States
17 Mar 10
While I don't really get your sense of humor, your judicious choice of the word "depraved" is a most accurate adjective to describe the usurper at every level.
@jb78000 (15139)
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17 Mar 10
everybody's sense of humour is different, at least you said you didn't get it rather than getting angry 
. mine moves between very silly and satirical depending how good my mood is. if someone has hidden my carrots i tend to go for acid satire (at least i'd like to). sort of. this discussion is more on the silly side.
. mine moves between very silly and satirical depending how good my mood is. if someone has hidden my carrots i tend to go for acid satire (at least i'd like to). sort of. this discussion is more on the silly side.1 person likes this
@epicure35 (2814)
• United States
17 Mar 10
I appreciate your comment as well as your sense of humor. Thanks for your understanding as well.
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@hexeduser22 (7253)
• Philippines
25 Mar 10
A chicken is a chicken no matter how he/she hides it. Of course I don't know much of Obama but still a chicken is a chicken and there are chicks to prove it
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@Hatley (163781)
• Garden Grove, California
7 Mar 13
he h e that you will start feathering out in blue chicken feathers cause you made fun of obamas liking chickens and thought he was becoming a chicken himself which is really riduclous lol lol.chickens tell me how are wrong but hop;e your new blue chicken feathers so no make you too itchy
@PriestessLong (115)
• United States
15 Mar 10
Feather's can be fun. maybe his wife was rubbing feathers across his body. and had to cut the fun short. (with running the world and all).
you should try it sometimes. it feel's good.
@GardenGerty (157551)
• United States
15 Mar 10
Hey, bunny, I was not sure if you were missing or I was. I did not know that Obama had a romantic life, course I am too busy to know much of anything.I need to get my news from you, you seem so very well informed about all of this stuff, and his dietary proclivities.
@pergammano (7682)
• Canada
16 Mar 10
Morning jb
* That it's almost Easter..and the chicks are hatching!
* That he sleeps in a feather bed..with a feather comforter...and pillow!
* He has "fine-feathered" friends!
Having added to the drivel..a bit...Take care and cheers!
@beatrizguiselle (1118)
• Spain
16 Mar 10
Who cares??? as long as he is doing his job I dont care about his religion, love life or what color he poops!
