obama's romantic life may be even more

@jb78000 (15173)
March 15, 2010 3:28pm CST
depraved than we thought. let's consider the latest evidence: during his last speech there was a feather stuck to his jacket he does not eat chicken for 'religious' reasons. however he does eat duck, pork, beef etc. why are chickens so special to barack hussain obama? all the chicks on the free range egg farm near the white house look just like obama sometimes he slips when reading the autocue and makes sounds that sound very much like clucks source: completedrivel.com what conclusion do you draw from this rather disturbing evidence?
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@laglen (19780)
• United States
16 Mar 10
I am evidently disturbed by your disturbing evidence. Although I do have to support a persons love for farm and furry woodland creatures.
@jb78000 (15173)
16 Mar 10
shocking isn't it? wait till you see the dreadful things i have made up. sorry, of course i meant found out, about palin and anybody else i can think of. in fact i might actually start just making up names too. nobody will notice
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@Hatley (164450)
• Garden Grove, California
15 Mar 10
hi jb78000 as I never thought the President that I voted for was depraved in the first place, and never payed one twit to the idiots making up all sorts of stupid crap about him, not a bit upset now even if I am the only person on mylot who does not tear him apart, I do think this did indeed come from depraved news,so bah humbug, shades of old Scrooge.
@jb78000 (15173)
15 Mar 10
i wanted to join in the making stuff up because i felt really left out . i am also working on a piece of scandal involving bush, a potato, two teaspoons and a piece of blutack. it will be, sorry IS, truly shocking.
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@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
15 Mar 10
That some people have way too much free time?
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@jb78000 (15173)
15 Mar 10
dawn - it took me 20 seconds to make this burble up. oops, i meant research this compelling story. and you are replying so don't have a leg to stand on.
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@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
15 Mar 10
bunny 10 points - Dawn zero
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@jb78000 (15173)
15 Mar 10
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@Torunn (2810)
• Norway
15 Mar 10
That he's a cat with somewhat weird preferences, and that after eating his last lover, he forgot to clean away all the feathers. No mention of Obama's romantic life in the news papers here. No wonder, the football season started yesterday, on the same day as they had the first big event in the new ski jumping arena in Oslo. Who cares about Obama when they can interview people about Sagen and Romøren and which football match got the most snow. Did I miss something? Possibly something as ridiculus as starting the football season in March, it's been snowing heavily all over the country for days.
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@jb78000 (15173)
15 Mar 10
that just makes playing more of a challenge. plus they can throw snowballs at each other if they get bored.
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@Torunn (2810)
• Norway
15 Mar 10
Maybe it was a dodo feather? Maybe the US government has a secret dodo farm? Probably at the same place as they stash away all the aliens that come to listen to Elvis conserts and eat grilled dodo. Snowballs for the football players isn't too bad, I don't think the fans need them though. They're mad enough with weapons falling down at them, and they probably get even madder when they can't see the match because of snow.
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@jb78000 (15173)
15 Mar 10
maybe MAYBE? don't be so silly - these are established facts not maybes
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@RawBill1 (8541)
• Gold Coast, Australia
15 Mar 10
I think there may be a love connection there. Do any of his kids have beaks?
@jb78000 (15173)
15 Mar 10
well the chicks do. but he has kids too? . i knew i should have locked the goats up at night.
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@RawBill1 (8541)
• Gold Coast, Australia
16 Mar 10
Ha Ha! It is good to see the blue bunny back here!
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@jb78000 (15173)
16 Mar 10
thankyou. and i have spent so many seconds of painstaking erm 'investigation' to bring you these groundbreaking 'stories' . i am knackered.
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@Louc74 (620)
15 Mar 10
OMG! The Reptilians are no longer the greatest threat to mankind! Lock your doors,arm yourselves, the Chickilians are now in our midst! (Runs and hides under the bed)
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@jb78000 (15173)
15 Mar 10
put your grain in padlocked containers. oh, you have forgotten something possibly even more sinister, the moths. . the chickens SAY they eat them but they are obviously lying and they are in it together. i have no idea what 'it' is though.
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• Spain
16 Mar 10
Eeeeek! Somebody mentioned moths.
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@jb78000 (15173)
16 Mar 10
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• United States
15 Mar 10
Feather's can be fun. maybe his wife was rubbing feathers across his body. and had to cut the fun short. (with running the world and all). you should try it sometimes. it feel's good.
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@jb78000 (15173)
15 Mar 10
could be. but this doesn't explain the chicks...
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@hofferp (4739)
• United States
15 Mar 10
That it's complete drivel (cluck).
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@jb78000 (15173)
15 Mar 10
you are sharp. how on earth did you figure that out?
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@marguicha (106043)
• Chile
15 Mar 10
One thing confuses me though.Isn´t it ok for a rooster to like chicks? Of course, it would all depend on the age of the chicks.
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@jb78000 (15173)
15 Mar 10
i think pullets are ok but no normal rooster likes chicks in that way
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@marguicha (106043)
• Chile
15 Mar 10
True. Although, as Presidents go, your president is quite good looking. Would you say the feather was a pullet´s or a chick´s?
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@jb78000 (15173)
15 Mar 10
actually there was something very, very odd about the feather
@epicure35 (2822)
• United States
17 Mar 10
While I don't really get your sense of humor, your judicious choice of the word "depraved" is a most accurate adjective to describe the usurper at every level.
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@jb78000 (15173)
17 Mar 10
everybody's sense of humour is different, at least you said you didn't get it rather than getting angry . mine moves between very silly and satirical depending how good my mood is. if someone has hidden my carrots i tend to go for acid satire (at least i'd like to). sort of. this discussion is more on the silly side.
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@epicure35 (2822)
• United States
17 Mar 10
I appreciate your comment as well as your sense of humor. Thanks for your understanding as well.
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@jb78000 (15173)
17 Mar 10
that's nice, thanks
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@Sandra1952 (6052)
• Spain
16 Mar 10
What conclusions do I draw? None, because I can't draw, and I can never get the perspective right on conclusions. I've booked up for art classes after Easter, perhaps I'll be able to draw conclusions then. I think the feather was probably a moth in camouflage. Now do you believe they're taking over the world? They've even got through the security cordon around the President of the USA. I need a vodka.
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@jb78000 (15173)
16 Mar 10
you have had enough vodka already but might as well add another. i have believed the Great Moth Konspiracy for ages sandra, in fact didn't i invent it when i was bored one day?
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• Spain
16 Mar 10
Good morning Judith. Actually, I think I alerted you to it and you just added a few bits to make it more (un)believable. In fact, Obama won't eat chickens because he knows the moths have taken them over, and he's afraid if he eats chickens, he'll turn into a mutant moth and then he'll lose the Presidency. You read it here first.
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@jb78000 (15173)
16 Mar 10
ok. you were the original source with your absurd moth based paranoia. interesting update - which actually deserves a discussion all to itself. we need to build up mylot into a quality news provider, providing the stories the convential media is just too scared to provide. and we need to do it with straight faces. that last bit may be tricky.
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@hexeduser22 (5853)
• Philippines
25 Mar 10
A chicken is a chicken no matter how he/she hides it. Of course I don't know much of Obama but still a chicken is a chicken and there are chicks to prove it
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@jb78000 (15173)
31 Mar 10
hi hex. oh gosh, are the chickens pretending not to be chickens too? do they think we cannot see the feathers? now i am getting very scared.
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@Hatley (164450)
• Garden Grove, California
7 Mar 13
he h e that you will start feathering out in blue chicken feathers cause you made fun of obamas liking chickens and thought he was becoming a chicken himself which is really riduclous lol lol.chickens tell me how are wrong but hop;e your new blue chicken feathers so no make you too itchy
@cupkitties (7598)
• United States
16 Mar 10
Of course its a plot of the chicken people to take over the world.
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@jb78000 (15173)
16 Mar 10
you are the second person to have seen this. sinister isn't it?
@LadyBoss (253)
• United States
15 Mar 10
Lol what ? I am a bit confused. What are you trying to get at with this ? Obama loves chickens ?
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@jb78000 (15173)
15 Mar 10
i have absolutely no idea what i am trying to get at with this. i just make random things up and call it 'news'. i am considering a new job as a tabloid reporter and practicing here.
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@GardenGerty (105303)
• United States
15 Mar 10
Hey, bunny, I was not sure if you were missing or I was. I did not know that Obama had a romantic life, course I am too busy to know much of anything.I need to get my news from you, you seem so very well informed about all of this stuff, and his dietary proclivities.
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@jb78000 (15173)
15 Mar 10
i haven't been in to play here for a little while. yes i am exceedingly well informed and know things about obama that nobody else does. including obama.
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• Spain
16 Mar 10
Who cares??? as long as he is doing his job I dont care about his religion, love life or what color he poops!
@jb78000 (15173)
16 Mar 10
exactly - the main point of this was showing just how silly these kind of stories are but as you said they are also irrelevant.
@anniepa (27240)
• United States
16 Mar 10
What have you heard about the color of his poop? Annie
@anniepa (27240)
• United States
17 Mar 10
I forgot to add I think we should file a lawsuit and make him present a sample. If it looks like chicken droppings... Annie
@pergammano (7755)
• Canada
16 Mar 10
Morning jb * That it's almost Easter..and the chicks are hatching! * That he sleeps in a feather bed..with a feather comforter...and pillow! * He has "fine-feathered" friends! Having added to the drivel..a bit...Take care and cheers!
@jb78000 (15173)
16 Mar 10
is the only possible reaction to any of those