Herding chickens

@savypat (20216)
United States
May 10, 2010 4:17pm CST
For those of you who talk to me often, you will remember how I felt about the adoption of our Chicken flock. I moaned, and ranted and cryed about the introduction of chickens to our ranch. For months now I hae had nothing to do with these chickens, yes they are the prettiest chickens I've ever seen, they look so pretty in the Spring green grass that I have to stop my car to watch them sometimes. But guess what I spend a good hour with a broom herding these same hated chickens into their pen to avoid a coming storm. The darn things ran everywhich way to avoid an early end to their day of freedom. I was out there in my nightgown and slippers, (by the way I can tell you another reason they call them slippers) chasing these D**"$ chickens. I got trapped into this, I had gone out to get Hubby to tell him to call his friend, I was ready for bed, in desperation he yells at me HELP GET THESE CHICKENS IN THEIR PEN. I say who me? I'm out here in my night cloths, all he says if GRAB THE BROOM and sweep them toward the gate. Needless to say one hour later, the chickens are penned, I am pissed and Hubby then says what took you so long. ALL I COULD SAY WAS, "I DON'T DO CHICKENS' and went on to bed. He was laughting when he came in the house. That is how my Mother's day ended, I guess now I'll be known as the Mother of chickens. Good ending, I get great fresh eggs.
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@urbandekay (18278)
10 May 10
" I moaned, and ranted and cryed about the introduction of chickens to our ranch." Sounds a bit mad, are you some sort of henophobic? all the best urban
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@urbandekay (18278)
11 May 10
Evolution by natural selection in action, clever chickens learn to roost in trees! Those that don't perish happy in the knowledge that they are helping to breed a more intelligent breed of Chickens, one step closer to total henomony and world domination all the best urban
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@savypat (20216)
• United States
17 May 10
The lord only knows how many lives I would have to go through before evolution created enough clever chickens for them to survive again in the wild. But I have heard of Island nations where the chickens run free and they seem to be doing well.
@dawnald (85135)
• Shingle Springs, California
13 May 10
I feel the same way with our kittens, mama and kittens go every direction. But at least it doesn't take an hour to corral them all!
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@dawnald (85135)
• Shingle Springs, California
13 May 10
not as much as chickens probably (unless they get outside)
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@savypat (20216)
• United States
13 May 10
Yes herding cats often leads to stress.
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@gabs8513 (48686)
• United Kingdom
15 May 10
Lol oh dear Pat I don't know if I would have done that in my Slippers and Nightgown lol I think I would have gone in and got dressed first lol
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@savypat (20216)
• United States
17 May 10
I was trying to beat the thunder which was getting closer. Looking back on the whole thing going back home for cloths and more important boots would have been much wiser.
@dragon54u (31636)
• United States
12 May 10
I'm sorry but that picture is laughable!! Could you not have thrown some grain in the pen to attract them? I have never had to herd chickens, only cows, but I imagine it is a difficult job! I hope you enjoy your eggs.
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@savypat (20216)
• United States
12 May 10
We tried the grain, no go it was just to early. I wish I'd had a video
@paula27661 (15811)
• Australia
12 May 10
Oh dear…It sound as though it must have been quite a sight! You poor thing having to chase a bunch of chickens around in order to ‘sweep’ them back into their pen and I love your husband yelling to you to take care of the chickens; it’s like, “what the heck do you doing I’m trying to do?” I hope you managed to have a laugh about it afterwards!
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@savypat (20216)
• United States
12 May 10
The next day we laughed.
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@tigeraunt (6326)
• Philippines
12 May 10
hi pat, that was so funny i miss my days at the farm. surely there are times when work becomes hilarious and that was a really good one to laugh at. your story made me smiling and laughing. cheers, ann
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@savypat (20216)
• United States
12 May 10
It's good for a laugh. Thanks
@EvrWonder (3571)
• Canada
11 May 10
Lol pat, well I wish the end to your mother's day was more enjoyable. At least you got a husband with a good attitude. He gave you a laugh at the end of the day. Hopefully he was laughing with you and not at you. It is funny how your are having to herd chickens. We never have had to do this. We simply feed them in their pen and they come running. Once they are all in, we shut the gate. I am not very chicken experienced but that is what we have done. You are right! That the bonus of having chickens is the fresh free range eggs. They are fun to watch and are some very nice looking chickens to be had. I hope that within time, your chickens will come running when you want them in their pen. Try taking grain into their pen at the same time each night, calling them, shaking a can of food, sprinkling to the ground as they come in. Within time they will come to know that it is feeding time, before bed..? I am not sure, just a thought. Hopefully this will prove to be helpful toward the chicken herding success. No more brooms and bed cloths for you :)
@savypat (20216)
• United States
11 May 10
That is the way it works most of the time for us, but Mother's day we were early due to the large storm coming. Thanks
@spalladino (17891)
• United States
10 May 10
LOL...well THAT was a visual! My parents went through a chicken phase when I was a teenager, mostly thanks to an uncle who gave us kids colorful chicks for Easter. They weren't supposed to be running around free in the back yard but I can remember a few times that they managed to excape their pen and we had to herd them back in. It's definitely not easy to do. Happy Mother's Day Momma Hen.
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@savypat (20216)
• United States
11 May 10
Glad you got a laugh out of this. Thanks
@Opal26 (17679)
• United States
11 May 10
Hey pat! That must have been quite a sight! I can just imagine you with a broom trying to "sweep" the chickens, who wanted nothing to do with going inside into their pen! I guess it could have been worse? Could have been the Llamas! I hope you enjoyed your Mother's Day and the chickens made it up to you by giving you plenty of nice eggs!lol
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@savypat (20216)
• United States
12 May 10
Are you kidding, with the Llamas all we have to do is call their names and tell them gate, they are as smart as dogs and obay much better. It's some kind of a sin to speak of Llamas and Chickens in the same breath. But I'll fogive you.