The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new disease!

United States
May 21, 2010 4:43pm CST
Information that you should be aware of about Gonorrhea Lectim: The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called "Gonorrhea Lectim." pronounced: "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this disease really is. It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called "Votemout." pronounced: "vote-em-out." You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it. Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey, and now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall. If you have any other cures for this virulent disease please add your comment!
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@Lakota12 (42684)
• United States
22 May 10
lol love it. and could we add impeachmnet? Get head unstuck out of teh dark place?
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@Lakota12 (42684)
• United States
24 May 10
you might be right and amybe impeach both of them who then would take over?
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@laglen (19782)
• United States
21 May 10
lmao that was too cute! I know people with this awful condition. You can see them a mile away, it is that scared forlorn look in their eyes or that look of waking up next to somebody that is coyote ugly!
@dragon54u (31617)
• United States
22 May 10
I've seen them, too. But the ones I see are like lobotomy patients--empty eyes, vacant smiles and a need to repeat "things are so much better now than they were a couple years ago!" as they pay for their groceries with a state-issued debit card (so they won't suffer the stigma of using food stamps). I much prefer your newly-awakened people. It scares me that the sheep I see are so numerous.
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• United States
22 May 10
You forgot about Kentucky that voted out the hand pick candidate of the republican party.
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@anniepa (27236)
• United States
22 May 10
How about it? They got themselves one prize candidate, to, don't they...lol? Annie
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@quita88 (3716)
• United States
21 May 10
I like vote-em-out best! just get rid of 'em !!!!!
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@Jaluke (679)
• United States
21 May 10
Honestly can't say I was even amused by this. Kind of a waste of time to be quite honest.
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• United States
21 May 10
How sad. To be quite honest life without a sense of humor is kind of a waste of time.
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• United States
22 May 10
I agree with you about the sense of humor, it is obvious this person must be a supporter of the big O.
@basqui (3890)
• Philippines
21 May 10
I think Us citizens are the only one's contracting this new disease eh? lol
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• United States
21 May 10
Excellent story....I love it and whoever wrote it did a fantastic job.
• United States
21 May 10
I got it in an email I need to see if I can find out who wrote it.
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• United States
21 May 10
It seems to be all over the Internet. There is one almost the same that goes back to Bush' time! http://www.uspoliticsonline.com/just-fun/61017-new-disease-gonorrhea-lectim.html
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