The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new disease!

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Information that you should be aware of about Gonorrhea Lectim: The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called "Gonorrhea Lectim." pronounced: "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this disease really is. It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called "Votemout." pronounced: "vote-em-out." You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it. Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey, and now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall. If you have any other cures for this virulent disease please add your comment!