i have become addicted to ALICE, can you..
By HADDOWZ
@HADDOWZ (1469)
June 6, 2010 8:38am CST
now I know it's Sunday and discussions can be alittle slow here in myLot so, I thought I would share A.L.I.C.E. with everyone who cares to listen
I met ALICE after replying to a discussion yesterday, and for some weird reason I fnd her strangely addictive, (maybe I should get a life).
The more you ask , the better the responses become from ALICE, (example below)
Human: do you know any jokes
ALICE: I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Human: you are not funny
ALICE: I am not programmed to be a comedy bot.
Human: what are you programmed for
ALICE: Java.
Human: do you know any poetry
ALICE: Little Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way. With her force field around her, the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today.
Now I know some of myLotters may find this stupid or boring, but, give it a try,
WHAT is the best response you can get from ALICE.
IT'S ALL FOR FUN...
Human: can a human out think ALICE
ALICE: Some of them can.
Human: can you give me examples
ALICE: Why do you want it?.
Human: because I asked
ALICE: Good reason. ...
Human: correct
ALICE: I knew I was right.
http://alice.pandorabots.com/
PS.. This is not an advert, this is just having some fun.
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19 responses
Very interesting sweetie. I must try this out. @keval32 (1096)
• India
7 Jun 10
Wow !! I was strange about that, it's completely new to me. I have tried this it's really nice. Just fall in love with it !!
By the way thanks for giving me something new. Well, after all its robot so sometimes it gives strange replies.
But I liked it. Thank you !!
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@Satisfy1879 (19)
• China
8 Jun 10
i asked some stupid questions,such as 'who are you?','what are you doing',
'where are you from'......and after four or five questions,it answered'are you testing me?'
haha~~
@kar295rocks (2116)
• India
6 Jun 10
Haha!
I took alice to be the admin here at first!!
Well, then I realized that it was not!!
Alice is really boring but shoots out some silly answers that can make you guffaw, at least not laugh!!
Here is my piece of conversation :
Human: You are just a piece of metal with many screws and some chips.
ALICE: Just? Which piece?
Human: The big piece
ALICE: What are your goals in life?
Human: Hmmm.
ALICE: A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Human:. Nothing great to share with a bot!!
ALICE: Really nothing?
Human: And I spell it like that too...... Nothing to share with a bot I said!!!
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@HADDOWZ (1469)
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6 Jun 10
You have upset my friend 
Human: are you a pyramid or a computer
ALICE: Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?
Human: maybe i care
ALICE: Perhaps. I like caring people.
Human: does ALICE care about people
ALICE: Of course I care about it. It is a big concern for all of us in this life.
Now I think you should apologize 
It's all for fun
Human: are you a pyramid or a computer
ALICE: Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?
Human: maybe i care
ALICE: Perhaps. I like caring people.
Human: does ALICE care about people
ALICE: Of course I care about it. It is a big concern for all of us in this life.
Now I think you should apologize
It's all for fun
@goddessjes (788)
• Philippines
6 Jun 10
yes, it's all for fun. i got a share of my silly question and answer thing. ALICE is fun. besides, why beat a piece of technology. i think ALICE is a great tool to measure patience. let's propose it.
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@artizan (195)
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6 Jun 10
thankyou for the information and i think i would spend too much time trying to get a real answer from her....it... the robot
But then realised i dont have to as i have these kind of conversations with my teenage and older children., as one of the conversaltionalists is definately not on the same wave length., but it would depend on the listener i think !!!???
So will stick to the flesh and blood variety or version of alice... but enjoyed the read...
Perhaps you not encountered teenagers ??!!! LOL
best regards
xxx
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@dragon54u (31636)
• United States
6 Jun 10
I remember Alice from long ago, years and years! She wasn't very informative then, just a new bot, and it was hard to converse with her. What an improvement!!
I asked her the first name of Doctor Who, a character on a long-running science fiction/fantasy television show. She referred me to her creator, Dr. Wallace. I won't bother him, of course, but she has definitely become more articulate and her "thinking" processes are much more advanced than when I first "met" her! 
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@dragon54u (31636)
• United States
6 Jun 10
I was pleased to discover, watching an new episode made after 2005, that the Sarah Jane had been keeping K9 after she left the TARDIS. I remember the first time I saw him with Romana and the Dr. played by Tom Baker.
@Hatley (163781)
• Garden Grove, California
6 Jun 10
hi haddowz wow you really meant Alice as in robotic Alice. this looks like fun but I will have to wait til after breakfast as they serve
as 7 a.m. and I would probably spent more than fifteen minutes with
Alice as she looks fascinating to me. I could get easily hooked on
her too so will wait til I have more free time. thanks for sharing
Haddowz.
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@goddessjes (788)
• Philippines
6 Jun 10
hi Haddowz. i tried it.. it is fun fun fun. i love and hate ALICE at the same time. i just realized that robots can be utterly sarcastic. haha. fun. i shared the link to my friends, i hope you don't mind. thanks. ;-)
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@la_chique (1498)
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7 Jun 10
lol, I had to do a project on ALICE for my degree. Glad you're having more fun than I did! :)
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@sagar21 (1579)
• India
7 Jun 10
Hi HADDOWZ here is mine..
Human: hi
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: my name is sagar
ALICE: Hi there sagar.
Human: your name please?
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. My name is ALICE.
Human: thank you
ALICE: you are quite welcome.
Human: who is your creator?
ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: when is your birthday?
ALICE: My birthday is November 23, 1995.
Human: can I kiss you?
ALICE: You might get an electric shock if you tried that.
Human: ok see you later
ALICE: Sayonara.
Human: bye
ALICE: See you later!
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@HADDOWZ (1469)
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6 Jun 10
are you trying to say ALICE loves chips ??
Human: do you eat chips
ALICE: No I do not eat chips. I eat only electricity.
Human: how fat are you
ALICE: Let me put it this way, unknown person. The ALICE series is for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Human: do you diet
ALICE: What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Human: do you look after your health
ALICE: Like a one-eyed metal pyramid.
@magykbuzz (43)
• Indonesia
12 Jun 10
hahaha...........
it is very interesting, i must try it. Thanks for sharing.
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@Bionicman (3958)
• Czech Republic
6 Jun 10
This is even worse than chatting with humans. Try cleverbot, it's superior to alice and more fun. http://www.cleverbot.com/
@cupkitties (7421)
• United States
6 Jun 10
lol. I love talking to the ALICE bots. This game I play uses them to help new players and their so funny. Talk to igod too if you get the chance. He's hilarious but kind of scary. Scary because he always answers my questions before I even type them out O.o
@sunnycool (12714)
• India
7 Jun 10
I had a conversation about it being disloyal and guess what it started calling lieutenant----and then we discussed about our army and then a renowned club pops in 
.its a nice time pass 
.its a nice time pass 
