Don't Eat What I Ate! ( yet another rant)

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This was the mantra A guy just got tattooed on arm to remember to eat right not like his dad did. He died of an heart attack in his sleep. When I heard this I thought it was a few words too long. It Should be Don't Eat! This is what I hear when Anyone says eat healthy or die. I say Kill me now . Get the I.V.s because if I can't eat pizza and the occasional burger , I won't eat. I rather die Now. That is why I know when I see a doctor it will Only be on my death bed. Why see him before I'm ready to die? So here I sit thinking if a doctor Did say , you have to give up pizza so you can live I would say ok. walk out not pay his bill, go have a Uno's pizza , come home and put my head in the oven and get it over with! thanks for listening . I feel so much better!