kids say the darndest things
By asyria51
@asyria51 (2861)
United States
April 13, 2012 6:24pm CST
My husband had some of the "guys" over to help with some projects around the house. My daughter was running around talking a mile a minute. I went to get her out of the way and I hear her saying:
I am a big girl now and I do not wear diapies. Sometimes at night I wear pull ups, but they are not diapies.
The guys showed the appropriate ooh, that is great, high five etc. then my darling went on and said:
But mommy has diapies. They are little diapies upstairs.
One of the guys asked if i was pregnant thinking they might be a package of size one diapers, while I informed that NO I was not pregnant, my darling ran upstairs and grabbed two different sizes of pads.
I was mortified.
5 responses
@momof3kids (1894)
• Singapore
14 Apr 12
All i can say is, thanks for making me laugh. This is why I love mylot. When I am done giggling, I will post something...maybe. My husband says that I am becoming a grouch. Maybe thats why I cant remember any funny moments.
@asyria51 (2861)
• United States
16 Apr 12
I had a friend tell me her, well more her husband's, embarrassing story with their daughter.
Her little girl walked in on daddy using the bathroom and wanted to know why Daddy had a "tail." Then she walked up to random guys asking to see their tails.
@momof3kids (1894)
• Singapore
27 Apr 12
Hello again
I am contemplating if I should carry on with this story but I did say I want to post one so I should.
I like to clear my armpit hair by plucking them off with a pair of tweezers (no I dont use them for eyebrows). I like to do it sitting down comfortably on my bed. My then 5 year old son saw me but he didnt say anything so I carried on.
At one time we were celebrating Eid at a friends house and several families were there. The kids were herded off to play in the toy room and I decided to take a peek. To my horror my son was saying, 'hey look at me look at me' holding a pair of toy doctor tweezers pretending to pluck his armpits.
I didnt understand the expression,'I wish the floor would swallow me whole' until that day.
@OpinionatedLady (5966)
• United States
13 Apr 12
Mortified you might have been but this will be one of your favorite stories to embarrass her with when she is older. I have one of those kids who seems always to find the most embarrass things to say or the most off the wall things to do. I love her and her imagination. I have had those moments and posted them on here . if you go to one of mine http://www.mylot.com/w/discussions/2635409.aspx you will see what I mean..
@OpinionatedLady (5966)
• United States
16 Apr 12
OH there will be some in public! It will happen whenever you are least expecting it! Like I have said many times though they are the moment treasured later in life.
That is hysterical!!! (But probably not to you at the time - hee hee). Well, you can certainly say your daughter is very observant and can explain her thoughts well - hee hee!! 
@doroffee (4222)
• Hungary
14 Apr 12
I don't have any kids, but I love listening to kids, especially when I'm travelling by public transport. Last time to 4-5 old boys were singing Sorry for Party Rocking from LMFAO with a lisp and a Hungarian accent in one... made my day :D.
Also, last winter... oh, before I write it, I must say that here, in Hungary, it's not Santa who brings the gifts, but Jesus. So this little boy was telling his mum, that Jesus must be a monster, because they say that he's not human, so he has to be really deformed and ugly and monster-like, because they can't see when him when he brings the gifts :).
@honest_efforts100 (1607)
• India
26 Jul 12
I’m very sorry but I really find your story very hilarious. Your daughter really loves to talk and too much of that sometimes can be embarrassing; she’s so cute. Children do say what they want to say, there’s nothing we can really do about it. The thing that we should take care of is our personal conversations that they might hear. Broadcasting our secrets can really be more than humiliating.
