The Ralphie triolgy ends, He was too dumb to make it!

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RIP poor Ralphie, it turns out that he was extremely dumb and his luck ran out! Last night he made his third trip into the world of Khuay, and he got caught. This time he didn't get the chance to escape. Bill and I were watching t.v. when Khuay started thumping in my bedroom. I didn't think too much about it until he came down the hallway with something in his mouth, and it wasn't a pair of shorts! He came to the doorway to show me that he had caught the mouse AGAIN. He dropped it on the floor so I was sure that it was Ralphie and then he picked it up again and tossed it up in the air. He caught it again and then strutted off to the bedroom to finish off the mouse. I went back to see if there was any remains (I am not that countryfied that I like walking on mouse remains in my bare feet). At first I didn't see any, then I looked closer and found a couple of small mouse parts. I cleaned them up and said a little prayer for poor Ralphie. Then my imagination kicked in again... Mouse one: "Has anyone seen Ralphie??" Mouse two: "Nope not here, think he's coming back?" Mouse one: "Nah, he probably found a woman, we'll have to send someone else to check the house" Mouse two: "Not me, there's cats!" Mouse one: "Aw come on, they're cats, they are lazy, well fed and they sleep a LOT!" Mouse two: "Okay, then you go!" Mouse one: "NOT ME!!! THERE'S CATS!!!!" Mouse two: "But you just said..." Mouse one: "Don't believe everything you hear! I don't do cats at all!" Mouse two: "Okay, lets get Ferddy, he's not quite bright, and he'll do anything for a piece of cheese!" Mouse one: "That might work except we sent Ferddy in before we sent in Sam who we sent in before Bob and we sent Bob in just before Craig who we sent in just before Frank. Then we sent Frank in just before Ralphie." Mouse two: "Do you sense a pattern here?" Mouse one: "Not really, what are you getting at?" Mouse two: "Never mind...How about Clint? He's over there chowing down on some chocolate over in the corner...or Chelsie could go" Mouse one: "Well maybe Clint, bot Chelsie is out, she's a she and she's blond and is built like a brick mouse house!" As I was imagining the conversation I was over whelmed by an odor that would kill an elephant! I checked the house in terror that the septic tank might be having problems. No septic problems, and as I was coming back from the office bathroom I looked over towards the litter box and Khuay was busily burying his poop. EWWWW! Man to say the least "mouse" doesn't agree with his system and I really need to control his consumption of mice. Man that poop was enough to kill a moose 6 miles away! Talk about STINK!!!! Even air freshener didn't help. Hopefully there won't be more mice anytime soon...the smell is still lingering and it will take a while to get past the odor.