Jokes - Laughing the best medicine!

My Birthday with the Blarney Brothers from Ireland
@Inlemay (17341)
South Africa
September 20, 2015 3:11pm CST
Normally I am used to the jokes about the Englishman, the Irishman and the Scotsman . . . they always land up with the one outwitting the other - "An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender turns to them, takes one look, and says, "What is this - some kind of joke?" if you are from the UK, you know why this is some kind of joke? but what happens when a Rabbi enters?? An Englishman, an Irishman and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The Rabbi stops and says, "Wait a minute! I'm in the wrong joke here!" do you like to tell jokes?
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@pgntwo (21717)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
20 Sep 15
An Englishman walks into a bar. "Ow!".
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@Inlemay (17341)
• South Africa
20 Sep 15
ha ha ha - only after i was 18 and older did I appreciate the difference that the Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman had in common - ha ha ha
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@jaboUK (50626)
• United Kingdom
20 Sep 15
@pgntwo . You know, it's very odd but I like you a lot better now that I know you are a man. Why did you never show your funny side before?
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@allknowing (55743)
• India
21 Sep 15
@jaboUK Everyone here must be thanking you for your post about asking everyone about their gender. I too thought @Inlemay was a girl (lol)
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@Rollo1 (16726)
• Boston, Massachusetts
20 Sep 15
I don't really remember many jokes, and when I do remember one, chances are the people I am telling it to remember it also.
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@Inlemay (17341)
• South Africa
21 Sep 15
I dont think I tell jokes that well - but apparently its the way i tell them that is funny - when i tell jokes,
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@GreatMartin (4315)
• Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
21 Sep 15
I am the worst one to tell a joke to and I only know one joke to tell!
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@jaboUK (50626)
• United Kingdom
21 Sep 15
@GreatMartin You'd better not tell that one.
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@Inlemay (17341)
• South Africa
21 Sep 15
@jaboUK i agree, dont tell that one - it belongs in a boys locker room
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@Marcyaz (36113)
• United States
21 Sep 15
Great, I am also bad at telling jokes so i don't try any more.
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@jaboUK (50626)
• United Kingdom
20 Sep 15
I did laugh at both of those . I have never been any good at telling jokes.
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@Inlemay (17341)
• South Africa
21 Sep 15
I laughed at someone thinking I am a man - ha ha ha ha ROTFL
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@allknowing (55743)
• India
21 Sep 15
@Inlemay Atleast I made you laugh. Laughter is indeed the best medicine.
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• United States
21 Sep 15
i've nobody to tell jokes to these days. the horses sense 'f humor jest don't seem to stretch that far.
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@thea09 (18329)
• Greece
21 Sep 15
I read the funniest one ever yesterday. I shall turn it into a post later.
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@Inlemay (17341)
• South Africa
21 Sep 15
looking forward to that - Good Morning Katerina
@LadyDuck (121670)
• Switzerland
21 Sep 15
@thea09 I am coming to your profile Katerina, I was missing for two days.
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@thea09 (18329)
• Greece
21 Sep 15
@LadyDuck always welcome Anna
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@bluesa (12770)
• Johannesburg, South Africa
20 Sep 15
@Inlemay , haha, that is certainly a situation in that bar! I am more an enjoyer of a good joke, than a teller. :-)
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@Inlemay (17341)
• South Africa
20 Sep 15
In SA we have the Van der Merwe ones - My best friend at school always said we would mock the friends that married a 'van der Merwe" and then guess what - she did! we still laugh about that today
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@bluesa (12770)
• Johannesburg, South Africa
20 Sep 15
@Inlemay , that's right, I still hear jokes about that man 'Van' . Oh, the irony of it all for your friend. :-)
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@LadyDuck (121670)
• Switzerland
21 Sep 15
I like jokes Lany. You look great wearing a green T-shirt, this is not an easy color to wear.
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@SIMPLYD (75326)
• Philippines
21 Sep 15
Yes, i would always make a joke and sometimes it would be about me . It's okay as long as they laugh when i deliver it . It makes me happy when it's that .
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@Susan2015 (18656)
• United States
20 Sep 15
I do and my husband tells jokes a whole lot.
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@yugocean (4537)
• India
21 Sep 15
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman, but not just walk into a bar. It is also about playing golf, and their wives
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@Inlemay (17341)
• South Africa
21 Sep 15
swish - right over the head - YOU NEVER get those three nations together in a BAR - thats the joke
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@yugocean (4537)
• India
21 Sep 15
@Inlemay England / Ireland (North) / Scotland are yet together, just Wales is added too and Welsh is missing in joke
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@Inlemay (17341)
• South Africa
21 Sep 15
@yugocean Dont go there - they dont mess with the Welshmen - they look like VIKINGS
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• New Delhi, India
21 Sep 15
Although I enjoy jokes bit horrible in telling them! In India, we can regularly hear jokes relating to various communities like Sardarji (Sikh), Bengali, Tamil, Malayalam, Jat and what not!
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@Inlemay (17341)
• South Africa
21 Sep 15
I always say if we cannot laugh at ourselves and our culture then we are doomed to be sad
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@Dragonairy1 (1485)
• Newcastle Upon Tyne, England
21 Sep 15
I like jokes, but I'm terrible at telling them, I never remember them properly x
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• Quezon City, Philippines
21 Sep 15
Yes, I believe in this statement that laughter and happiness can heal a person who is sick.
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@BelleStarr (32006)
• Portland, Connecticut
21 Sep 15
I do love jokes and when I can remember the punch line I love to tell them.
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@Marcyaz (36113)
• United States
21 Sep 15
That's a cute one. I like jokes but I never seem to remember the punch lines so I don't tell any.
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@gudheart (12799)
21 Sep 15
I do like jokes but I am not great at telling them!
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@celticeagle (115106)
• Boise, Idaho
21 Sep 15
I used to but my memory is shot so I don't remember them long enough to re-tell them.
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