LETTER TO THE ADMIN..........
By DJ
@Daljinder (23233)
Bangalore, India
January 28, 2016 5:41am CST
DISCLAIMER: All the characters mentioned in this post are NOT fictional. Any views or points and resemblances found are completely INTENTIONAL.
I believe if I am going down why not take everyone down with me. (Don’t want to be alone down there…)
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My house No. (Nice try...)
My City (Uh…huh)
My State (Pffft ….as if I am going to tell you)
My Country (See the profile Dummy!!)
January 28, 2016 (Note the date…..*B**** Brow*)
@GoAskAlice
The Administrator *crusader*
myLot *awesomeness*
SUBJECT: MYLOTTERS EXPRESSIONAL ABILITIES BEING STOMPED UPON *heartbreak*
Dear Sir/Madam (Not sure about your gender. So, deal with it. We ALL do...) *sticking nose in the air*
With not so heavy heart, I have to warn *danger* you *brow raised* that there has been a blatant disrespect *soar* of people’s ability to use a proper emoticon *question mark* according to the situation. This has come to rise *up* since there are not enough *uh oh* emoticons available. That seriously has been having adverse *downy* effects on the emotional health of our comments and responses. *tear drop*
They are suffering majorly *pain* and our fingers are demanding justice *my rights* for the cruelty *frown* brought upon them by forcing them to type out our expressions *scowl*.
Not to mention the extra costs *dollars* it takes to bring comfort to the fingers. It is really disconcerting *heartbreak*.
So, I implore you to take some action in this regard before they completely give up and fall off from our hands. This would not bode well with you since they are the ones typing it all out here.
Now do you get it?? *tapping foot with hands on hips*
No???? Well try this way then……..
From this esteemed site of yours 
I met some great people 
Some were just clowns 
While others very regal 
Open were their arms 
And smile on the face 
They got me to disarm 
For I found my happy place
I went on a prowl 
Rummaged through the posts 
Something made me growl 
And that was a smiley ghost 
Hearing his plight 
My heart suffered from a break 
It is in his right
That great many friends he makes
Having a heart to heart
With @mysdianait 
I sat up with a start 
Ready to act on it 
That brought me to this post 
Forcing me to think 
Got me writing to the host
Forcing you to blink 
With a plea in this letter
Hoping for something better 
Thank You
Insincerely
Daljinder Kaur
(Crime Against Hilarity Reporter)
myLot CrazyLand
P. S. @Orson_Kart is demanding exclusive rights to *wet willy*
P. P. S. Following is a list of emoticons that would be greatly appreciated…….(including the ones in the letter above and in the comments below)
*shudders* *stomping my foot* *shakes my head* *jumping* *applause* *The fi**** (Oops! not that one) *Oops* *pout* *huff* *puff* *frown* *growl* *smirk* *smug* *talk to my hand* *ignore* *hide* *gotcha* *snarky* *wet willy* *sniffling* *pat on the back*
*Wiping sweat from brow* *snort* *Boing* *high five*
*shrug* *hiccup* *shaking in my boots* *thank you*
Enclosure:
A copy of this letter attested and sealed by @JaboUK, @rebelann, @purplealabaster, @VivaLaDani13, @dpk262006, @DRADITISINGH and other esteemed members of Super Secret Association.
(OF COURSE BEING A CONSIDERATE AND ACCOMODATING PERSON THAT I AM I WENT AHEAD AND SIGNED IN PLACE OF ALL OF THEM.)
No need to thank me. It was my pleasure......
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*Whew* that took some work……
Poetry Original by again Yours Truly.
Note: If there was any confusion, words written in asterix are all emoticons …….. *unbelievable*
DUMMY!!
I met some great people
Some were just clowns
While others very regal
Open were their arms
And smile on the face
They got me to disarm
For I found my happy place
I went on a prowl
Rummaged through the posts
Something made me growl
And that was a smiley ghost
Hearing his plight
My heart suffered from a break
It is in his right
That great many friends he makes
Having a heart to heart
With @mysdianait
I sat up with a start
Ready to act on it
That brought me to this post
Forcing me to think
Got me writing to the host
Forcing you to blink
With a plea in this letter
Hoping for something better
Thank You
Insincerely
Daljinder Kaur
(Crime Against Hilarity Reporter)
myLot CrazyLand
P. S. @Orson_Kart is demanding exclusive rights to *wet willy*
P. P. S. Following is a list of emoticons that would be greatly appreciated…….(including the ones in the letter above and in the comments below)
*shudders* *stomping my foot* *shakes my head* *jumping* *applause* *The fi**** (Oops! not that one) *Oops* *pout* *huff* *puff* *frown* *growl* *smirk* *smug* *talk to my hand* *ignore* *hide* *gotcha* *snarky* *wet willy* *sniffling* *pat on the back*
*Wiping sweat from brow* *snort* *Boing* *high five*
*shrug* *hiccup* *shaking in my boots* *thank you*
Enclosure:
A copy of this letter attested and sealed by @JaboUK, @rebelann, @purplealabaster, @VivaLaDani13, @dpk262006, @DRADITISINGH and other esteemed members of Super Secret Association.
(OF COURSE BEING A CONSIDERATE AND ACCOMODATING PERSON THAT I AM I WENT AHEAD AND SIGNED IN PLACE OF ALL OF THEM.)
No need to thank me. It was my pleasure......
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*Whew* that took some work……
Poetry Original by again Yours Truly.
Note: If there was any confusion, words written in asterix are all emoticons …….. *unbelievable*
DUMMY!!33 people like this
33 responses
@allknowing (130134)
• India
30 Jan 16
What is this supposed to be,. It has gone over my head 
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@yugocean (9965)
• India
30 Jan 16
Now @GoAskAlice has also added his demand, so this menas we have to add for this ? *Facepalm*
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@Daljinder (23233)
• Bangalore, India
30 Jan 16
@GoAskAlice. Coolio!!!! Was that your indirect way of agreeing to provide us with all those emoticons???
Wait a minute...... What do you mean by "I want this one added" ??? You aren't suppossed to ask. You are suppossed to provide us, help us and listen to woes of us lotters.....This is not done.. 
......This is cheating.... *MEANY*!!!
Wait a minute...... What do you mean by "I want this one added" ??? You aren't suppossed to ask. You are suppossed to provide us, help us and listen to woes of us lotters.....This is not done.. ......This is cheating.... *MEANY*!!!7 people like this
@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
28 Jan 16
@Daljinder I forgot to say that I love the one you've used on this post.
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@Daljinder (23233)
• Bangalore, India
28 Jan 16
@JaboUK Absolutely!! Thank You would be a nice addition and so would clapping hands......Like we already have thumbup but it doesn't exactly support the sentiment that clapping do....Its more like *keep it up* or *great going*
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@mysdianait (66009)
• Italy
28 Jan 16
Wow this is beautiful
and I started reading through the comments but
then I started laughing
so much and I thought it was best
that I stopped because when I looked down
and saw the lake
I realised I had peed my pants! 
and I started reading through the comments but
then I started laughing
so much and I thought it was best
that I stopped because when I looked down
and saw the lake
I realised I had peed my pants! 8 people like this
@mysdianait (66009)
• Italy
28 Jan 16
@Daljinder I will have a better look at it tomorrow as it is late here but tomorrow I am free in the morning 
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@Daljinder (23233)
• Bangalore, India
28 Jan 16
Oops!!!! *diaper alert* yet another useful emoticon to add to the list. Glad it made you laugh. I took your suggestion and wrote this discussion.....So thanks!!
Glad it made you laugh. I took your suggestion and wrote this discussion.....So thanks!!6 people like this
@mommaj (23112)
• United States
28 Jan 16
@Daljinder How true. We wouldn't want to go around stalking people by following them on mylot. Kisses might be too personal. Fine. I want an emoticon that will wave and I am good.
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@Daljinder (23233)
• Bangalore, India
28 Jan 16
@mommaj 
Don't give up so soon. There are others who are asking for kisses.....oops!! I mean kisses emoticon........You can team up with them and gang up on the crusader......
Don't give up so soon. There are others who are asking for kisses.....oops!! I mean kisses emoticon........You can team up with them and gang up on the crusader...... 5 people like this
@Daljinder (23233)
• Bangalore, India
28 Jan 16
@mommaj Well I wanted that one too but the crusader wouldn't let us have it..... We have to make do with another way to express the same sentiment
Kisses would be fine unless it is taken in wrong way by SOME people.
but the crusader wouldn't let us have it..... We have to make do with another way to express the same sentiment
Kisses would be fine unless it is taken in wrong way by SOME people.6 people like this
@Daljinder (23233)
• Bangalore, India
28 Jan 16
@purplealabaster You are so right......*face palm* How could I forget this one?? And *reach out and slap somebody* will surely come in handy.in case of some people...... Great suggestion..!!
Great suggestion..!!6 people like this
@vandana7 (98963)
• India
29 Jan 16
@Daljinder ...*Vanny frantically searches law books for precedents on when Indians started following rules...and then requests court for another date...*
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@Daljinder (23233)
• Bangalore, India
29 Jan 16
@vandana7 You wouldn't find the date.........It doesn't exist....we are a breed of our own...We make our own rules while breaking all those that are already in place..........
You wouldn't find the date.........It doesn't exist....we are a breed of our own...We make our own rules while breaking all those that are already in place..........6 people like this
@dpk262006 (58675)
• Delhi, India
29 Jan 16
@Daljinder - First of all many thanks for making a mention of me in your post. .
I have never seen such a post in my long association with mylot. I am thinking you would have spent considerable time conceiving this post and then finalizing it. It not only contains a request in the form a letter but a nicely attempted poetry too. (Needless to say that you write very good poetry).
I support your cause that some more emoticons like - *jumping*, *applauding*, *frown*, *growl* *smirk*, *sniffling*, *Wiping sweat from brow* and *shrug*, if added, will help us to express us more effectively.
I do hope that admin will take note of our request.
Today only, I read in the news that Facebook is soon coming up with new emoticons so that people could express through emotions besides 'thumbs up'.
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I have never seen such a post in my long association with mylot. I am thinking you would have spent considerable time conceiving this post and then finalizing it. It not only contains a request in the form a letter but a nicely attempted poetry too. (Needless to say that you write very good poetry).
I support your cause that some more emoticons like - *jumping*, *applauding*, *frown*, *growl* *smirk*, *sniffling*, *Wiping sweat from brow* and *shrug*, if added, will help us to express us more effectively.
I do hope that admin will take note of our request.
Today only, I read in the news that Facebook is soon coming up with new emoticons so that people could express through emotions besides 'thumbs up'.3 people like this
@allknowing (130134)
• India
29 Jan 16
@yugocean It is there in black and white (lol)
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@rebelann (111263)
• El Paso, Texas
28 Jan 16
That was awesome. Extremely entertaining and I think I'll ask @goaskalice if there's any way some of those new emoticons you've come up with could be added to the mylot code. Sure would be nice if at all possible.3 people like this
@rebelann (111263)
• El Paso, Texas
28 Jan 16
It certainly is entertaining @Daljinder plus all the threads it created, it's fun reading.
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@Daljinder (23233)
• Bangalore, India
28 Jan 16
Thanks!!! I used to love writing letters to editor in high school. Then this emoticon absence issue turned up. So, I thought why not and wrote one letter for the admin...... And then added humor to it to make it entertaining....3 people like this
@shshiju (10342)
• Cochin, India
29 Jan 16
@Daljinder Really , We like your craziness. lol
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@VivaLaDani13 (60541)
• Perth, Australia
10 Feb 17
@shshiju @Daljinder Yes we do lol Such a spazoid. I likes it!
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@Daljinder (23233)
• Bangalore, India
29 Jan 16
@shshiju Didn't read anyone's mind but I sure exposed mine to give you all a glimpse of all the craziness lurking in my head.....
Didn't read anyone's mind but I sure exposed mine to give you all a glimpse of all the craziness lurking in my head.....3 people like this
@rahulvsmokiee (3110)
• Thiruvananthapuram, India
28 Jan 16
i AM NOT GETTING ANYTHING MY FRIEND. wHAT YOU MEANT?
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@Daljinder (23233)
• Bangalore, India
28 Jan 16
@rahulvsmokiee *scratching my head* *wiping my glasses* Ummm.....It still looks like English to me...........What are you not getting???
.......What are you not getting??? 4 people like this
@rahulvsmokiee (3110)
• Thiruvananthapuram, India
28 Jan 16
@Daljinder is it a letter of appreciation for the admin or a poem toi admin, i am not getting! and i am wondering is this english?? Jk
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@Daljinder (23233)
• Bangalore, India
28 Jan 16
@rahulvsmokiee *gasp* APPRECIATION??? *re-reading my letter* There wasn't any kind or form or variety of appreciation going on.........I made sure of that..
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@Auntylou (4264)
• Oxford, England
28 Jan 16
@Daljinder Thank goodness I was included or I should feel
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@Daljinder (23233)
• Bangalore, India
28 Jan 16
@Auntylou . Yes you absolutely were. I wasn't sure how would you react me using your name in the discussion. So, I included you there along with some other members.
. Yes you absolutely were. I wasn't sure how would you react me using your name in the discussion. So, I included you there along with some other members.3 people like this
@Daljinder (23233)
• Bangalore, India
28 Jan 16
@AuntyLou Thanks!! You were part of the super secret association.....in my letter..
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@VivaLaDani13 (60541)
• Perth, Australia
28 Jan 16
So I want to request the emotion for a cyber slap. :D
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@Orson_Kart (6118)
• United Kingdom
28 Jan 16
Who do you want to cyber slap?
*makes note never to annoy @VivaLaDani13 
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@Daljinder (23233)
• Bangalore, India
28 Jan 16
Duly noted...It automatically got included just by your writing it.....3 people like this
@hora_fugit (5862)
• India
30 Jan 16
@Daljinder If those are kiss-shaped, way too embarrassing for me to put on...
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@Daljinder (23233)
• Bangalore, India
30 Jan 16
@hora_fugit *checks and re-checks my letter* Ummm.... I didn't see any mention of a *kiss* in there........Need my grandma's glasses???
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@Daljinder (23233)
• Bangalore, India
30 Jan 16
@hora_fugit Nope they aren't ......
Nope they aren't ......3 people like this
@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
31 Mar 16
@vandana7 it has only been 2 months not years..hahah
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@vandana7 (98963)
• India
31 Mar 16
@Rosekitty ..Seemed like ages to me..lol. So how are you doing. :)
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@LadyDuck (459212)
• Switzerland
29 Jan 16
@Daljinder Yes, a toast is a good idea, and why not a cake for birthdays.
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@Daljinder (23233)
• Bangalore, India
29 Jan 16
@LadyDuck A Christmas tree would be great too.......and New Year's...How about newborns??? for Mom-to-be or the newly ones???
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@Daljinder (23233)
• Bangalore, India
29 Jan 16
@LadyDuck. That would be cool since people like me sometimes forget eating. It would be reminder and also cheer people up. We can even make a toast....
That would be cool since people like me sometimes forget eating. It would be reminder and also cheer people up. We can even make a toast....3 people like this
@Daljinder (23233)
• Bangalore, India
29 Jan 16
@Inlemay Yeah!! I have been..........First this post and then all the comments by all the great people here are keeping me on my toes........
I sure hope this appeal works...
Yeah!! I have been..........First this post and then all the comments by all the great people here are keeping me on my toes........
I sure hope this appeal works...2 people like this
@Daljinder (23233)
• Bangalore, India
28 Jan 16
@pgntwo Thanks for clarifying it. Yes let it all out....
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@Daljinder (23233)
• Bangalore, India
28 Jan 16
@pgntwo eh...... That's great???? 
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and @Daljinder (23233)
• Bangalore, India
29 Jan 16
@WorDazza You have the ability to express and put forth your views in a calm and a diplomatic manner. So no, I don't agree with you that you are not a very expressive man..............You don't need to anyway coz I believe that being simple means that you bare it all ....there are no complications..........You get what you see.......
"Simplicity is the one of the greatest treasures to behold"
You just need a little spice in your life to add fun.........not emotions (you already have them)
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