You would not Believe what I told my Pastor&#39;s wife!

@DaddyEvil (137142)

• United States

14 May 16

@akalinus Wait!

You mean THAT was YOU, Jo Ann?

I heard about that from my neighbor! She heard about it from the guy that bakes her cakes. He heard about it from his husband, the hairdresser and he heard about it from @just4him !

(I can't swear to it, but I think Valerie prefers to go to the uhm... alternate lifestyle hairdresser because he has such soft hands and he gives her make-up tips

!) I guess you're right.... An awful lot of people seem to have already heard this story... I posted it in the national papers but everyone said they had heard it from your Pastor's wife!

SMH!

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@akalinus (40440)

• United States

9 May 16

I am sure she will be teasing me about it and tell everyone in the Western world as well.

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Valerie J. Routhieaux

@just4him (306258)

• Green Bay, Wisconsin

10 May 16

@akalinus It's good she has a sense of humor.

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Marlina

@marlina (154166)

• Canada

9 May 16

Very weird!

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@akalinus (40440)

• United States

9 May 16

Yes, about the weirdest thing I ever did online.

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peavey

@peavey (16936)

• United States

11 May 16

Maybe not that crazy, but I once told my boss that I had to swim a river, climb a sand dune and jump a burning building, but I got him the files he wanted! He did manage to say "thank you."

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peavey

@peavey (16936)

• United States

12 May 16

@akalinus Nah... I never exaggerate and he knows it.

@akalinus (40440)

• United States

11 May 16

Maybe he thought you were exaggerating!

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@akalinus (40440)

• United States

12 May 16

@peavey Of course, you don't.

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much2say

@much2say (53958)

• Los Angeles, California

9 May 16

Oh my - just where did that story come from? How did she reply back? Perhaps she thought you had more than just a fever

! Well I do hope you are feeling better now!

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much2say

@much2say (53958)

• Los Angeles, California

10 May 16

@akalinus That's pretty good that you were able to actually type all that and send it off

! I thought she would at least reply to make sure you were ok from the plane crash!

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@akalinus (40440)

• United States

9 May 16

The story was a delusion from the fever. She did not reply back, what on earth could she possibly say about it? Fever going up again.

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@akalinus (40440)

• United States

10 May 16

@much2say You are just too funny.

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@DaddyEvil (137142)

• United States

12 May 16

First, I have to commend you for thinking of your fellow survivors of the plane crash!

Then I want to commend you on the excellent way you covered your absence from church on Mother's Day!

(I mean, after all, who will complain about the lady who kept all the other plane crash survivors alive in that kind of situation by sacrificing yourself for people you didn't even know!) That took incredible intestinal fortitude, Jo Ann!

Next, I am sure your pastor's wife is thinking, like I am, why didn't Jo Ann invite me, too?

What am I, chopped liver?

You can quit worrying now! I called your pastor's wife and told her you were bringing her a half dozen bottles that can hold a whole human being!

I hope you have that many left!

OH! She ask about sealable lids... I told her no problem!

(RG!)

Me? Something silly/crazy? No, not that I can think of offhand!

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@DaddyEvil (137142)

• United States

14 May 16

@akalinus You're welcome?

Funny and entertaining?

Are you peeping in my window?

You ARE, aren't you?!

Well you can just stop looking now!

I flat refuse to do the Hopak anymore, unless all the blackout curtains in my house are tightly drawn!

Uhm....

Well, unless you plan on clapping and keep time for me.... When I cross my arms, squat down and kick both legs out in front of myself, I can lose the beat, so I could use a little help. I'll agree to entertain you some more if you promise to help me with the Hopak.

Deal?

@akalinus (40440)

• United States

12 May 16

Thanks, you are funny and entertaining. I love it.

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DianneN

@DianneN (246838)

• United States

9 May 16

Did you send a voice text or was that for real??? Omg and lol! That is an awfully high fever. Hope you get well soon.

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@akalinus (40440)

• United States

10 May 16

@DianneN Much better today. We went shopping this morning and I could actually walk without falling.

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@akalinus (40440)

• United States

9 May 16

It was a PM on Facebook. Thanks for the good wishes.

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DianneN

@DianneN (246838)

• United States

10 May 16

@akalinus Lol! Just as bad. Hope you are feeling better today, Jo Ann.

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scheng1

@scheng1 (24650)

• Singapore

10 May 16

I think the high fever has not really got to you. If you have a very high fever, you may not even have the strength to use computer or phone, much less to think of a story and type it out.

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@akalinus (40440)

• United States

10 May 16

It is the truth. I wish I never did that, but I did.

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Michelle

@infatuatedbby (95001)

• United States

9 May 16

I would minus the whole camel, dessert stuff

I hope you feel better!!

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@akalinus (40440)

• United States

9 May 16

I must have been delirious. This dream state went on and on. Glad I quit after that convoluted message I left her.

Jennifer

@LovingMyBabies (85127)

• Valdosta, Georgia

9 May 16

Oh my gosh, I hope you are feeling better now! That fever must have been high to leave a message like that. LOL

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@akalinus (40440)

• United States

9 May 16

At the time, I thought it was really important for her to know this. Go figure!

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Arthur Chappell

@arthurchappell (45002)

• Preston, England

10 May 16

not written anything that wild - hope you wrote back explaining the first message - also that your temperature is come down again now

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Judy Story

@jstory07 (134465)

• Roseburg, Oregon

10 May 16

Lots of times and that is fun.

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Jabo

@jaboUK (64361)

• United Kingdom

11 May 16

That fever really got you didn't it? Has she replied? I hope you are feeling better now.

Jabo

@jaboUK (64361)

• United Kingdom

11 May 16

@akalinus You made me laugh with that

. I'm glad that you are better.

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@akalinus (40440)

• United States

11 May 16

She has not replied and I am back from the twilight zone.

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@akalinus (40440)

• United States

11 May 16

@jaboUK Always glad to make someone laugh.

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Shiva

@Shiva49 (26202)

• Singapore

11 May 16

I had 105 degrees only once when I had typhoid and I was delirious. I could not even sit up. You did better than me! siva

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minisam

@miniam (9154)

• Bern, Switzerland

9 May 16

Lol i could not have the cheekiness to write that.Or was it the fever talking?

@akalinus (40440)

• United States

9 May 16

It was the fever talking, for sure. I am not in the habit of leaving weird messages on FB, especially to her.

minisam

@miniam (9154)

• Bern, Switzerland

9 May 16

@akalinus Are you better today? because that sounds serious

@akalinus (40440)

• United States

9 May 16

@miniam Thanks for asking. Still hot and shaky but am feeling better. Took a pain pill for my gigantic headache and maybe will get something to eat later.

Chloe Flanagan

@puddleglum (1380)

• United States

9 May 16

I hope you recover from this, it sounds pretty severe to cause that reaction. I'm sure the pastor's wife will understand, once she knows you were unwell. Or she'll send a search party to the desert to look for you and the lame camel.

@akalinus (40440)

• United States

9 May 16

You made me laugh. Thanks for that. I don't know what desert we crashed in but it must have been in Africa because there were camels.

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