Are you into restraint and bondage?
By Judy Evans
@JudyEv (325758)
Rockingham, Australia
March 5, 2017 12:38am CST
I have an Ebay account. My husband does not. He has used my account extensively lately to buy stuff for the caravan.
The last purchase involved buying some restraint straps to tie down a battery. Searching for 'restraint straps' brought up several different suggestions including 'restraint and bondage' type equipment which we both viewed with great curiosity.
Today Ebay sends ME, not him, an email. One of those saying 'we've picked this out especially for you' and it's a special on handcuffs and other restraint and bondage gear. I am not amused. Well, only a little bit.
I don't have any photos that suggest bondage so you're getting a tree. I like trees.
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46 responses
@allknowing (130066)
• India
5 Mar 17
A keyword can take you where you least expect. Did your husband get any ideas?
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@JudyEv (325758)
• Rockingham, Australia
5 Mar 17
@allknowing Well, I am sure - sort of.
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@Orson_Kart (6114)
• United Kingdom
5 Mar 17
Haha! You have to be broad-minded these days. The Internet is no place for the shy retiring types. Just goes to show what the most popular searches for restraints is, and it's not tying down batteries.
I blame 50 Shades of Grey
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@Daljinder (23233)
• Bangalore, India
5 Mar 17
@Orson_Kart They existed before 50 Shades. Only brought into limelight with 50 shades.
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@Orson_Kart (6114)
• United Kingdom
5 Mar 17
@Daljinder Really? I wouldn't know that. Me being all innocent like.
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@LadyDuck (458091)
• Switzerland
5 Mar 17
@Platespinner I have changed all my passwords, now he can long into none of my accounts.
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@Orson_Kart (6114)
• United Kingdom
5 Mar 17
You can always find a suitably sized knot hole.
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@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
5 Mar 17
@Orson_Kart What a knotty sense of humo(u)r we have this morning...
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@teamfreak16 (43421)
• Denver, Colorado
5 Mar 17
That's actually kind of funny, in a way. They have to try to make their money somehow, I guess.
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@JudyEv (325758)
• Rockingham, Australia
6 Mar 17
@Lupita234 We never thought to connect the two when we were looking for battery tie-downs.
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@moffittjc (118442)
• Gainesville, Florida
5 Mar 17
You should explore your inner fantasies and purchase the handcuffs and give them a try! Who knows, you may go crazy with the whole bondage thing! haha
I dated a girl once who wanted to give it a try, so we bought some handcuffs. She seemed to really enjoy it, but I was less than thrilled. Obviously, we didn't date long. I guess I'm just not into that sort of thing!
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
5 Mar 17
The handcuffs could come in handy if Vince ticks you off for some reason @JudyEv .
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
6 Mar 17
@JudyEv For him but make sure if they are for you as 'restraint cuffs' that they are padded with pink fur.
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@JudyEv (325758)
• Rockingham, Australia
7 Mar 17
@nanette64 Do we have an expert advising me here?
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@JudyEv (325758)
• Rockingham, Australia
6 Mar 17
@Gillygirl @DianneN Trees are free so I guess they are sort of the opposite of 'restraint'. :)
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@Daljinder (23233)
• Bangalore, India
5 Mar 17
I can't say for sure because I haven't tried it.
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@JohnRoberts (109857)
• Los Angeles, California
5 Mar 17
I saw your post title and thought What?!? Clever hook. Nice tree.
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@GardenGerty (157551)
• United States
5 Mar 17
Gorgeous picture. I believe I would have calledthem tie downs, but might still have gotten similar results.
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@JudyEv (325758)
• Rockingham, Australia
6 Mar 18
Tie downs might have been a better idea. 'Restraint' wasn't the best idea.
@LeaPea2417 (36442)
• Toccoa, Georgia
5 Mar 17
No way have I ever been into that!
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@TheHorse (205753)
• Walnut Creek, California
6 Mar 17
I prefer trees to restrain and bondage as well. I did briefly date one woman who...I don't want to talk about it. Only @FourWalls will recognize "I don't want to talk about it" as words from a relevant song.
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@JamesHxstatic (29242)
• Eugene, Oregon
5 Mar 17
Trees are good. I like that kind in the pic too. You may get a lot of suggestions from Ebay on items of various kinds.
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@JudyEv (325758)
• Rockingham, Australia
6 Mar 17
After what people told me about the book, I didn't even bother reading it.