Drunken farmer loses penis and three fingers in brawl with pet pig

@TheHorse (50225)
Pleasant Hill, California
June 19, 2017 3:32pm CST
I thought I was having a bad day until I read this one. My bad day: My car wouldn't start this morning, so I had to cancel a routine Dr. appointment, get my car jumped, and limp in to the shop. I was going to head into work and finish up some paperwork, but it looks like that's not going to happen. This man's bad day: He came home from a party drunk, got into a fight with his pet pig, got his penis and three finger bitten off, and later died from an infection caused by his wounds. Would you fight with your pet pig while drunk?
A FARMER has died after he brawled with a pig that bit him in the testicles and tore off three of his fingers, it has been reported. The bizarre incident is said to have occurred in the town of San…
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@Asylum (46371)
• Manchester, England
19 Jun
That must have been some kinky fight.
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@pgntwo (20486)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
19 Jun
Maybe it was Nursery Rhyme time... This little piggy went to market... etc.
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@Asylum (46371)
• Manchester, England
19 Jun
@pgntwo Yes, the market in the red light district.
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@TheHorse (50225)
• Pleasant Hill, California
19 Jun
@pgntwo This little piggy carried a wee wee wee all the way home!
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@Lizzyib (470)
• Canada
19 Jun
After reading this, I'm not even going to pick a fight with a pork chop
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@TheHorse (50225)
• Pleasant Hill, California
19 Jun
You made me laugh! Just talk to it gently and ask if it likes snuggling with rice.
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@MALUSE (30351)
• Denmark
19 Jun
To tell you the truth, I wouldn't fight with my pet pig even when sober. To be brutally honest*, I wouldn't even have a pig as a pet. *I've often heard this extremely silly expression in discussions on BBC.
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@TheHorse (50225)
• Pleasant Hill, California
19 Jun
Me neither. The just don't seem cuddly. And their poop is very stinky, as they're omnivores.
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@pgntwo (20486)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
19 Jun
Brutal honesty is the Imperial Way...
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@ramapo17 (18050)
• Melbourne, Florida
20 Jun
@MALUSE I agree with you. Does the pet pig stay in the house?? EWE..
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• United States
19 Jun
Never wrestle with a pig. They're tough and smart.
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@TheHorse (50225)
• Pleasant Hill, California
19 Jun
I just talk to them. I rarely pet them, as their hair is so coarse. And they can be pretty stinky.
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• United States
19 Jun
@TheHorse but they taste good.
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• United States
19 Jun
@TheHorse If they can stay cool, they're surprisingly clean and intelligent. I still eat pork though.
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@amadeo (44015)
• United States
19 Jun
I would not fight with any pig.LOL
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@TheHorse (50225)
• Pleasant Hill, California
19 Jun
No offense to pigs, but I wouldn't have one as a pet. They just don't seem snugly.
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@amadeo (44015)
• United States
19 Jun
@TheHorse I see.Many do have these at pets
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• San Jose, California
19 Jun
It was just stupidity on his part. It's like starting a fight with a big dog -- you're going to get hurt.
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@spiderdust (2516)
• San Jose, California
19 Jun
Well, that tops my day yesterday. I still have all of my appendages intact! How drunk would someone have to be to think this was a good idea in the first place?
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@TheHorse (50225)
• Pleasant Hill, California
19 Jun
I would have to say even drinker that I was on Friday night up at Grass Valley. Yes, I was pickin' and grinnin' until 5 AM, but I wasn't wrestling with any pigs.
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• San Jose, California
19 Jun
@TheHorse And it wasn't crossing your mind to do so either, was it?
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@TheHorse (50225)
• Pleasant Hill, California
19 Jun
@spiderdust Well, I did go get a hotdog pretty late. But nothing beyond that. At least not that I'll admit.
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@UncleJoe (7785)
• Virginia Beach, Virginia
20 Jun
Awe, man! I could have gone all day without reading that one.
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@TheHorse (50225)
• Pleasant Hill, California
20 Jun
Causes me just a touch of pain. I need my fingers for guitar!
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@ramapo17 (18050)
• Melbourne, Florida
20 Jun
@UncleJoe I am with you. We really didn't need that to make our day. Let's just pretend we are having a very bad dream.
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@celticeagle (113100)
• Boise, Idaho
19 Jun
Yuck!
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@TheHorse (50225)
• Pleasant Hill, California
20 Jun
My sentiments exactly. I'm sticking to chicken wrestling.
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@ramapo17 (18050)
• Melbourne, Florida
20 Jun
@TheHorse HAHAHAH, Cluck, cluck, cluck
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@pgntwo (20486)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
19 Jun
Pigs make fine pets, I have heard - not a theory I'll be keen to prove or disprove, it has to be said.
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@TheHorse (50225)
• Pleasant Hill, California
20 Jun
Like you, I am open to reading about empirical tests of this hypothesis, but will not be testing it myself.
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@NJChicaa (26222)
• United States
19 Jun
OMG Yeah your day definitely was not that bad.
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@TheHorse (50225)
• Pleasant Hill, California
19 Jun
Heck, I thought I was going to have to have the car towed, but the guy jumped me and didn't charge me anything. And I still have all my parts. It's a wonderful life!
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• United States
19 Jun
I couldn't tell you what I'd do while drunk.. but I hope I wouldn't get myself maimed!
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@TheHorse (50225)
• Pleasant Hill, California
19 Jun
Whatever you do, don't do it with angry pigs!
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• United States
19 Jun
@TheHorse or whilst drunk! Of course no good decision has ever come while drunk.
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@TheHorse (50225)
• Pleasant Hill, California
20 Jun
@ScribbledAdNauseum Well, I did decide to play music until 5 AM the other night. It turned out OK.
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@FourWalls (8962)
• United States
19 Jun
The only pigs I like is the Pink Floyd song!
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@TheHorse (50225)
• Pleasant Hill, California
19 Jun
I have the image of the album cover in my head now.
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@FourWalls (8962)
• United States
20 Jun
@TheHorse -- beats the image of a pig having a guy's family jewels for lunch, doesn't it?
Pink Floyd - Pigs (Three different Ones) Album: Animals(1977)
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@TheHorse (50225)
• Pleasant Hill, California
20 Jun
@FourWalls It does. I wonder what said lunch is called in pig-speak. San Francisco Oysters?
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@dragon54u (31296)
• United States
19 Jun
I don't know why anyone would want to fight with an animal, he must've been a pretty mean person if he'd fight with his pet. I hope the pig is alright and was not destroyed!
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@TheHorse (50225)
• Pleasant Hill, California
19 Jun
I wonder if the Sun.uk is kind of like our now defunct Weekly World News. I always enjoyed that at the check out counter.
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@dragon54u (31296)
• United States
19 Jun
@TheHorse I would not let my boys even touch it when they were little. Later, as an adult, my son went to the store with me and make a point of poking the tabloids by the checkout! I gather that the UK has mostly tabloids, at least that's what I see in my limited exposure via internet. I'll have to ask one of our UK members next time I see them.
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@TheHorse (50225)
• Pleasant Hill, California
19 Jun
@dragon54u We have some funny satirical websites here, including The Onion and the Iowa Hawk.
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@Nawsheen (22849)
• Mauritius
20 Jun
Oh my god I think this is lesson to Never Fight a Pig.
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@TheHorse (50225)
• Pleasant Hill, California
20 Jun
Funny. I sometimes visit pigs (my favorites are the chickens and goats) when I take the kids to Borges Ranch. I've never been tempted to argue with the pigs, much less get into a physical altercation with them.
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@Nawsheen (22849)
• Mauritius
20 Jun
@TheHorse I guess that's the best thing to do especially after you mentioned what happened to that man
@teamfreak16 (33642)
• Colorado Springs, Colorado
20 Jun
I wouldn't fight him even if I were sober. Not after reading this.
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@TheHorse (50225)
• Pleasant Hill, California
20 Jun
Heh. I think I'll leave animal wrestling to reality show contestants and such like.
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@Corbin5 (74575)
• United States
19 Jun
Well, your day compared to his was a good one. Tried to visualize that farmer's demise, but way too much for me to handle.
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@TheHorse (50225)
• Pleasant Hill, California
19 Jun
I tried not to think about it too much. I've been nipped at by horses, but they generally go for the shoulder.
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@LadyDuck (113711)
• Switzerland
20 Jun
I wonder which kind of fight... no I do not want to know. I know that pigs bite, they can become pretty dangerous.
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• India
20 Jun
yes you are right
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@LadyDuck (113711)
• Switzerland
20 Jun
@sourabhrock2008 Pigs have sharp teeth.
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@ramapo17 (18050)
• Melbourne, Florida
20 Jun
@LadyDuck How do you know so much about pigs???
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@SIMPLYD (73996)
• Philippines
20 Jun
What a way to die - with four parts of his body missing because he had a brawl with his pet pig. Well, the pig might have received a lot of blows , he has to get even so he did that to the man.
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@TheHorse (50225)
• Pleasant Hill, California
20 Jun
I hope the pig is OK. Wonder if it was male or female.
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@SIMPLYD (73996)
• Philippines
21 Jun
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@TheHorse (50225)
• Pleasant Hill, California
21 Jun
@SIMPLYD Um, why are you laughing?
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@SonjaRae (5797)
• United States
20 Jun
Umm singing, "I fought the pig, and the pig won, I fought the pig and the pig won!"
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@TheHorse (50225)
• Pleasant Hill, California
20 Jun
Sigh. The pig said, "I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow..." No, that's not right.
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@SonjaRae (5797)
• United States
20 Jun
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@Rhombus (315)
• South Africa
19 Jun
Pig 1, man 0 Seriously what the heck was he doing to that pig. Personally love it when nature fights back.
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@TheHorse (50225)
• Pleasant Hill, California
19 Jun
I wonder what they were arguing about in the first place.
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@Rhombus (315)
• South Africa
20 Jun
@TheHorse He was probably out drinking, you know, with other pigs or.... He was put drinking and stopped for a bacon sandwich on the way home.