Minding My Own Business, Then...
October 22, 2017 2:19pm CST
Happy in my comfy home growing plump and fat, a nasty man came along and put an end to that. He yanked me rudely from my bed and then produced a knife, oh what the heck was going on? I feared I'd lose my life. He plunged that knife into my flesh I was consumed with dread, he then cut out a mouth and eyes and made an ugly head. Then what d'you think that guy did next? He scooped out my inside and put a lighted candle there, I'm slowly being fried! A jack-o-lantern now I am, a grimace on my face, that man he should be brought to book and charged with G.B.H. GBH is Grievous Bodily Harm.
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• Manchester, England
It must be a shock to be disturbed And would fill your heart with dread Most people would be horrified And hastily have fled The thought of someone doing that At first seemed very mean But suddenly I realised It was done for Hallowe’en
• United States
@jaboUK right I know it isn't a Limerick. Lots of self publishing that are painless likevamazon exist though. It is free to the best of my knowledge check out KDP.I just mentioned limericks because Judy Evans called you the limericist lol.