Poem The Papercut Of Doom
@arthurchappell (45002)
Preston, England
July 15, 2018 3:49am CST
So great to see @Jessicalynnt return, along with her poetry challenges. The first is to use the following five words in a verse penned within an hour. " storm, wash, fall, bird, hope." Here goes.
The Papercut of Doom
Cruel sliver takes on the task of reaper scythe,
Bringing forth a storm of dread agony
verily this must be the veritable end
O poor Art and all his dreams.
Vile paper cut
Scratch barely visible
not allowing even one drop of crimson essense to fall
hast though slayed gentle I?
No sympathy comes from jeering witnesses
seeing me as being pathetic in my despair
addled final seconds of air intake.
Go forth, little sparrow bird of hope
And seek out if there be a God or not
Once and for all.
Whisper my name to the angels
So they might prepare
a cloud for my soul to bed upon
And wash the World with their tears
At my premature departure
From this coil,
Writer, write thee no more
Felled by the paper I deemed friend,
Only to be betrayed as it nicked
My favourite finger.
The gathered harpies call me mard,
exaggerating my pain
In near Shakespearian Ham,
But this feels more akin to death
than the near miss stubbed toe
that last brought me to such
final woes.
Ow Ow Ow.
Prepare to balance thy pennies on my eyelids
Summon forth the undertaker, mourners,
And Media for the time has surely come.
Pen me a golden obituary.
Have a drink in my memory,
prepare flowers and cards for my relatives
A kiss and 'there, there Dear' will not do
This is undoubtedly the last moment
Before the pine box and Valkeries
Ride down to bear me away
To sup with brave heroes in Valhalla.
Ah, the pain eases,
another false alarm jape
from the cowled rider of the Ashen Steed
practicing for the day
he ceases joking
When you'll all stop laughing
At my little misfortunes
Realizing that this time
It was the real emptying
Of the hourglass of my breaking heart.
You'll rue that day as much as I rue this.
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@1hopefulman (45123)
• Canada
15 Jul 18
Well done! I never knew how inspiring a papercut can be. I can't wait to see if I get any inspiration the next time I get a papercut.
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@arthurchappell (45002)
• Preston, England
15 Jul 18
@1hopefulman not actually had one for years - just thought of some trivial harmless injury to exaggerate out of all proportion
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@arthurchappell (45002)
• Preston, England
15 Jul 18
@august18 Maybe it is just dormant in you - give it a try again some time
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@snowy22315 (170608)
• United States
16 Jul 18
The dreaded papercut..no one likes them that's for sure!
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@Jessicalynnt (50525)
• Centralia, Missouri
16 Jul 18
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA. you know, there is nothing worse than a papercut, esp when you dont bleed and yet it super stings!
Well done, as always!
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@arthurchappell (45002)
• Preston, England
17 Jul 18
@deba12 the poem isn't about cutting paper but the sharp painful cuts the edge of stiff paper can give us
@Jessabuma (31700)
• Baguio, Philippines
15 Jul 18
I enjoyed reading it, thanks for sharing
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