Australia does not Exist

@akalinus (40432)
United States
January 7, 2019 10:28am CST
The Flat Earth society believes that earth is a giant pancake, flat and not a sphere. In a recent meeting, the Flat Earthers decided that Australia does not exist. The people who claim that they live in Australia are paid actors and it is all a big conspiracy. What do you think? Do we live on a giant pancake? Is it a government conspiracy that the earth is a globe? Are you a flat-earther?
There's a growing number of people who seem to think the world is, in fact, flat. But it gets better. They also insist that Australia is actually just one big hoax. According to a viral Facebook rant, the entire country (and presumably the 24 million peopl
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@topffer (42156)
• France
7 Jan 19
All Australians are virtual indeed, the computer simulating them is in Buckingham Palace.
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@topffer (42156)
• France
7 Jan 19
@akalinus Your welcome.
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@akalinus (40432)
• United States
7 Jan 19
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@akalinus (40432)
• United States
7 Jan 19
Thanks for telling me. I did not know this. I'm so glad to come here and learn new things every day.
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@JohnRoberts (109857)
• Los Angeles, California
7 Jan 19
You mean actors are running around wearing kangaroo suits?
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@FourWalls (61967)
• United States
7 Jan 19
This is great news, John. This means Vegemite isn't real. Sadly, though, it also means AC/DC isn't real.
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@akalinus (40432)
• United States
7 Jan 19
Apparently. The Kookoo birds sing to them while they hop around.
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@JohnRoberts (109857)
• Los Angeles, California
7 Jan 19
@FourWalls Even worse, Olivia Newton-John isn't real!
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@Porcospino (31366)
• Denmark
7 Jan 19
Most people are deluded - they still think that the earth is round and that Australia exists. I am glad that someone finally told us the real truth about the world
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@akalinus (40432)
• United States
7 Jan 19
Yes, I am so glad that we live on a giant pancake. Sometimes, I get hungry and want to munch on something.
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@Hate2Iron (15730)
• Canada
7 Jan 19
I should quickly book a vacation there so I can tell everyone that I have visited a place that doesn't exist... ;) That would be a great story to add to the family tree!!
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@akalinus (40432)
• United States
7 Jan 19
Please, when you get there, take lots of pictures and post some here every day. We all want to see the land of imagination and the people who don't really live there.
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@akalinus (40432)
• United States
24 Feb 19
@ramapo17 Lock up who, you, me, or both?
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@ramapo17 (30441)
• Melbourne, Florida
19 Feb 19
That would be a good story or someone will lock you up.....
@MALUSE (69416)
• Germany
7 Jan 19
We should inform our Aussie co-members that they are an illusion. Some of them may not have realised this yet.
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@akalinus (40432)
• United States
7 Jan 19
They will be overjoyed to find out that they are only beams of light. They can all quit they jobs and bounce around in the sun.
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@valmnz (17099)
• New Zealand
7 Jan 19
I'm prepared to be lumped in with Aussie on this one - hope that's okay @JudyEv
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@JudyEv (325405)
• Rockingham, Australia
7 Jan 19
@valmnz Welcome aboard Val. However, be warned. They are sometimes late paying us. I might report them to the Actors Union.
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@just4him (305561)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
7 Jan 19
I think they fell off the edge a long time ago. There was a time in my life when I would have been suckered into believing that. Not today. I know better.
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@akalinus (40432)
• United States
7 Jan 19
They actually make it sound believable. I don't know if they are convinced or if they are pulling our collective leg. Maybe, it is just a lot of fun to stir people up like that.
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@akalinus (40432)
• United States
8 Jan 19
@just4him Most of the world is laughing at them.
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@just4him (305561)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
8 Jan 19
@akalinus The last laugh is on them.
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@buenavida (9985)
• Sweden
8 Jan 19
Maybe these people have not read the Bible? In Isaiah 40:22 we learn that God dwells above the Circle of the Earth. Well, even a pancake can be round as a circle, but the Hebrew word that is translated to ”Circle” can also mean ”sphere” - read more at
Isaiah 40:1-31—Read the Bible online or download free. The New World Translation of the Holy Scriptures is published by Jehovah’s Witnesses.
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@buenavida (9985)
• Sweden
10 Feb 19
@jlopezondok The Bible is right!!
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@akalinus (40432)
• United States
8 Jan 19
Thank you, that settles the matter for me.
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@1hopefulman (45123)
• Canada
8 Jan 19
What do they say is on the other side of the pancake earth?
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@buenavida (9985)
• Sweden
8 Jan 19
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@1hopefulman (45123)
• Canada
8 Jan 19
@akalinus I guess in someone's wild imagination, anything is possible.
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@akalinus (40432)
• United States
8 Jan 19
It is just a big flat surface surrounded by miles high mountains of ice. There is no underneath. Is that possible?
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@FourWalls (61967)
• United States
7 Jan 19
You mean @JudyEv is a figment of my imagination? Darn, and here I thought she was real and liked a song I posted last week! I have a simple question for the flat-earthers: WHY don't they simply provide us with pictures of the corners of the earth? There has to be an edge if the world is flat, so let's see it!
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@FourWalls (61967)
• United States
7 Jan 19
@JudyEv -- oh, I get it. You're really real, you're just in a call center in San Diego.
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@akalinus (40432)
• United States
7 Jan 19
Yes, @JudyEv is an actress. She is getting paid for keeping the illusion alive. I'm glad you asked about the borders. The giant pancake is surrounded by mounds of ice and it keeps people from slipping over the edge. At least, that is the way I understand it. Aren't you glad you asked?
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@JudyEv (325405)
• Rockingham, Australia
7 Jan 19
I'm really real. I'm real I tell you!
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@valmnz (17099)
• New Zealand
7 Jan 19
Well - I think @JudyEv and obviously myself in New Zealand had better start up an opposing movement to take over the world!
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@owlwings (43915)
• Cambridge, England
8 Jan 19
It's quite obvious to me that all of us who live in the Northern Hemisphere are the illusionary ones (including those, of course, who claim that their Earth is flat. The Northern Hemisphere is all a big conspiracy manufactured by Australian Aborigine medicine men and the Ma'ori people to explain where all these white people came from. Since I don't exist, you probably can't see this comment unless you are reading it upside down.
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@valmnz (17099)
• New Zealand
8 Jan 19
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@JudyEv (325405)
• Rockingham, Australia
8 Jan 19
Count me in!
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@LadyDuck (457492)
• Switzerland
7 Jan 19
We should inform our friend myLotter @JudyEv. I fear that people are becoming more and more crazy.
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@LadyDuck (457492)
• Switzerland
7 Jan 19
@akalinus Those people who pretend that the earth is flat surely never traveled using an airplane. If they did they must be blind.
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@akalinus (40432)
• United States
7 Jan 19
@LadyDuck Or if they ever saw a picture of earth from space. But the space program did not exist either. The photos are phony to keep the conspiracy going.
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@akalinus (40432)
• United States
7 Jan 19
Yes, we should. She is probably wondering when she will get her paycheck for pretending she lives in Australia.
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@Fleura (29097)
• United Kingdom
8 Feb 19
@alkalinus @JudyEv @WorDazza @LadyDuck @Plethos @valmnz I just looked into this some more - the scary thing is this seems to be spreading, apparently the first UK convention of flat-Earthers was held last year!!
Believe it or not, some people still think the world is flat, and that we are all victims of a giant conspiracy. Alex Moshakis heads to Birmingham to meet Britain’s Flat Earthers
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@valmnz (17099)
• New Zealand
8 Feb 19
Well, at least they'll leave us alone down here
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@WorDazza (15833)
• Manchester, England
8 Feb 19
I remember seeing that on the news. They had a couple of them on some news programmes. I felt a bit sorry for them. They were obviously there just to be ridiculed.
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@Plethos (13560)
• United States
8 Feb 19
i wonder whats on the bottom of flat earth? (a.k.a. the dark side of the earth ...maybe?perhaps? )
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@Plethos (13560)
• United States
7 Jan 19
whaaaaaaaaa????? then where did the bee gees come from? or men at work? or kangaroos? or barbies with shrimps. @JudyEv is a paid actor ? @judyev , how much they paying you?
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@akalinus (40432)
• United States
7 Jan 19
She is probably wondering when her check arrives. Kangaroos and the BeeGees are illusions, they don't really exist in that make-believe world.
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@akalinus (40432)
• United States
7 Jan 19
@Plethos Does that mean that Bindi does not exist either? She will be surprised that she and the animals are nothing but an illusion. Poor Bindi.
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@Plethos (13560)
• United States
7 Jan 19
@akalinus - even the crocodile hunter? steve irwin?
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@CarolDM (203454)
• Nashville, Tennessee
7 Jan 19
Oh my goodness, such a crazy world in which we live.
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@akalinus (40432)
• United States
7 Jan 19
It is amazing. Just when I think it can't get any crazier, it does.
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@akalinus (40432)
• United States
7 Jan 19
@CarolDM You got it. I worry about how much worse it can get. There must be something in the air or water or something.
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@CarolDM (203454)
• Nashville, Tennessee
7 Jan 19
@akalinus Yes I say that often.
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@maximax8 (31053)
• United Kingdom
7 Jan 19
I have visited Australia twice and so I know it exists. How can a person act of the part of a koala? An echidna is even smaller. I have also visited New Zealand and it is next door to Australia. Other countries are in the Southern hemisphere that I have been to like South Africa, Argentina and Chile are real too.
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@vandana7 (98735)
• India
8 Feb 19
The plane went all around and brought you to the other side of your town. That is the truth. Sigh. You should visit the other side of your town without taking the risk of traveling on sharks. Kidding of course.
@akalinus (40432)
• United States
7 Jan 19
I had a best friend in high school in San Francisco. She was from Denmark but emigrated to New Zealand where the family lived for several years before coming to California. Now I am wondering if she is real. I spent a lot of time with her family. Who were they really?
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@valmnz (17099)
• New Zealand
10 Jan 19
You're certainly getting a great run out of this discussion
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@valmnz (17099)
• New Zealand
10 Jan 19
@akalinus you just needed two of us down under and whoosh, away it went.
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@akalinus (40432)
• United States
10 Jan 19
@valmnz Yep, thanks for living in your imaginary land and providing me with more comments on this topic.
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@akalinus (40432)
• United States
10 Jan 19
I was surprised. You never know what will take off around here.
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@Fleura (29097)
• United Kingdom
6 Feb 19
Oh my goodness @akalinus @Plethos @JudyEv @valmnz I am really laughing out loud at the strings of comments on this. So when Captain Cook discovered Australia in 1770, NASA had already taken the trouble to train actors and place them in strategic places, so they could pretend to be all around coastal Australia and places like the Cook islands, so as to be 'discovered' - but where were they really? And how did NASA manage this when this organisation wasn't created until 1958?
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@valmnz (17099)
• New Zealand
7 Feb 19
@JudyEv and hey Judy, the post has raised the awareness of Australia and New Zealand on this site! That has to be good.
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@JudyEv (325405)
• Rockingham, Australia
7 Feb 19
You sound very cynical. Sometimes you just have to accept things, have faith, that sort of thing. We've had a lot of fun with this. It's been a great post. So funny.
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@Plethos (13560)
• United States
7 Feb 19
NASA actually originally stood for North American Stone Age . its become forgotten history
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@WorDazza (15833)
• Manchester, England
7 Feb 19
Don't you just love people? I actually hope this is true. I once heard a quite feasible theory that the earth was a spinning disk and the reason you could walk in a straight line and end up back where you started was due to the Coriolis force which acts on moving objects on a spinning flat surface. Fascinating. But nonsense!! If Australian's are paid actors does that make New Zealanders the amateur dramatics enthusiasts? @JudyEv might appreciate that one. Or rather she might act as though she appreciates it!
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@WorDazza (15833)
• Manchester, England
7 Feb 19
@JudyEv Not since Kylie left!! Is it actually still going?
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@JudyEv (325405)
• Rockingham, Australia
7 Feb 19
Val and I are united on this. Us downunders stick together but I can't remember if we're saying we're real or whether we're unreal. In some ways we're unreal as in fantastic and marvellous.
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@JudyEv (325405)
• Rockingham, Australia
7 Feb 19
@WorDazza Do you actually watch Neighbours?? No-one in Australia of any class does.
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@andriaperry (116860)
• Anniston, Alabama
8 Jan 19
You are aware of mental illness aren`t you?
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@akalinus (40432)
• United States
8 Jan 19
I can't stop laughing. I spent a lot of time with her, her sister, and two brothers. The parents, too. I loved them, they were such precious people. If this was illness, I'm glad I had it.
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@WiseGhots (14607)
7 Jan 19
So, the Australins have been linving a lie?
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@akalinus (40432)
• United States
7 Jan 19
Apparently, the poor Australians are living with delusions that they live on a huge island on the other side of the world. It is good that they have the pancake people to set them straight.
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@WiseGhots (14607)
7 Jan 19
@akalinus I think @JudyEv should have know that.
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@akalinus (40432)
• United States
7 Jan 19
@WiseGhots I guess she has been living in ignorance. They are here to set her and the millions of others who live there, straight.
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