Moscow Mitch Is Being Snubbed! (MyLot Exclusive #433)

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My friend, Moscow Mitch, is being treated very unfairly. Not to put too fine a point on it, he is the victim of Senatorial Harassment. The very worst part of it, the part that's going to set your hair on fire, is that it puts me in a very awkward position---No, not that kind of position. We only talk about them in my After Dark Edition. This is a socio-economic crisis of Titanic proportions. Squared. Because it involves two friends, one of whom is my boss. I'm not going to mention any names because I don't want to embarrass my boss and friend, Sleepy Joe. Or my friend, Moscow Mitch. If you want names, pick up a copy of Confidential---Sometimes, they get the details right. Or just accept the fact that some things are better left unknown and send all your thoughts and prayers to me! Mitch McConnell Whines That Biden Hasn't Invited Him To The White House