Do you guys want to know something funny?

@chunkers (1050)
United States
December 14, 2006 12:11am CST
While I was posting on MyLot for the last couple hours, we had a vacuum saleslady here at the house. Long story short, I bought a $2000 vacuum for Gaylene for Xmas. Well, after the lady left, I went back downstairs to "test drive" the new vacuum and, when Gaylene saw me, she told me "You'd better vacuum the whole house, b^&$%!" Evidently someone on here told her about my last post!!!!Looks like I'll be sleeping on the couch tonight! hahahahahahahaha
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@Pigglies (9339)
• United States
14 Dec 06
That's odd... I wonder if I actually know anyone from here in "real life". I've tried to refer a couple friends, but back at the time there was even more chatspeak and crap than there is now, so they took one look and said no thanks.
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@chunkers (1050)
• United States
14 Dec 06
Just what are you implying, young lady? Haven't we met before? Oh, yes! The "worst jobs" discussion! How's the volunteer work going? If I recall, you are a Sweet Girl. Now run along to bed; it's past your bedtime! lol hahahaha
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@mansha (6301)
• India
15 Dec 06
well good that your wife knows you so well and serves you right too.Stop complaining and do the job.I told you to be carefull,you never know what may hit you after you postt such topicsGlad someone from my clan at least got you.Good going Girl!!!!! :-P
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14 Dec 06
Ok, you sound like a great responsive salesman's (Salesladie's) dream. I will pop over & introduce you to my MPG caps to save you some money on your gas. You will be needing it now you spent all that dosh on a Vacuum cleaner. You should have bought your wife a dust pan & brush, the execise would be good.!!!
• United States
14 Dec 06
You paid $2000 for a vacuum cleaner? That's a good car payment. What does this vacuum cleaner do that makes it so expensive? If I paid $2000 for a vacuum cleaner, I'd make myself sleep on the couch. lol
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• Singapore
14 Dec 06
i dont know about a $2000 for a vaccum cleaner... but i love sleeping on the couch!
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@ss2879 (132)
• India
20 Dec 06
why does archana need to sleep on the couch? :-P ain't you a gal?
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@suedarr (2382)
• Canada
14 Dec 06
Two thousand dollars for a vaccuum cleaner?! Wow! Does it do tricks for that kind of money? ... lol!
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@chertsy (3804)
• United States
14 Dec 06
tricks, lol. What you meant to say is, Does some one come with it to do the work for you?
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@sunrisekn (1467)
• United States
20 Dec 06
That's what I'm saying....maid service too??
@gabs8513 (48714)
• United Kingdom
14 Dec 06
Oh dear well I hope you didn't have to sleep on the Couch lol and I hope the Vaccumm is a good one to for that Price Can you send it to me to test it??? lol
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@gabs8513 (48714)
• United Kingdom
15 Dec 06
lololol
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• Philippines
14 Dec 06
im more concerned about the cost of the vacuum cleaner. $2000 dollars? what the hell? i can buy a car with that. dude!
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@chunkers (1050)
• United States
14 Dec 06
I know, I know, I know!!! Someone knock me in the head and throw me in the river! I spent a lot on this thing, but if you could see it! Damn! It's nice!
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@shoreboy31 (1435)
• United States
15 Dec 06
It must have been a Kirby...I love those...I used to sell them in Missouri...was the top salesman in my office for 2 straight month..worth every penny of the 2 grand...
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@pookie92 (1714)
• United States
15 Dec 06
dude, you can get the robot automatic vacuum for about 500 bucks, then she wouldn't have to work at all. That is a butt load of money, and not a very good Christmas gift. Did you get her a can opener for her birthday? LOL Just kidding.....
@deebomb (15322)
• United States
14 Dec 06
rainbow vacuum cleaning system - cleaning system
About 3 years ago my son paid close to $2.oo for a rainbow vacuum. It has a water tank that the dirt is colledted in. It’s not a vacuum cleaner. It is a cleaning system. It is supposed to do everyy thing. The thing I found good about it is that you can vacuum the same spot over and over and see just how clean it is by the water. as you get the dirt up each change of water is cleaner than the last one. Actually Gaylene may like it afer she gets used to it.
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@lilmissy (481)
• United States
14 Dec 06
we once had a vaccumesalsperson over with this incrediable vaccume cleaner that has filters and stuff and they siad you can vaccume anything and will be surprised how dirty it is ,so they believe t or not vaccumed the childrens bed mattresses and OMG! when they were done they opened the machine and took out the filter they had put in earlier and it was filthy.when they vaccumed too the whole floor vibrated i mean it was really kncking everything looose ! i wanted that vaccume cleaner but it was $3000 so nope didnt happen. i hope you got one of those really great ones too!
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@_hope_ (3906)
• Australia
14 Dec 06
oh deary me thats not good at all
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@Lakota12 (42681)
• United States
29 Dec 06
ha ha ha ha teach you to jump in there to test drive. If it was a car you wouldnt mind
@chunkers (1050)
• United States
29 Dec 06
As much as I paid, it might as well be a car!
20 Dec 06
$2000 omg thats ridiculous??? you sound like you'd buy anything!!
@chunkers (1050)
• United States
20 Dec 06
i would...and do!!!
• United States
15 Dec 06
Damn, that is funny. Next time, you will know not to start vaccumming the house. lol
• United States
18 Dec 06
Sounds like she hac=s tught you well. Now when you get through vacuum be sure to make a seven course. Serve your wife as eats and wash the dishes afterwords. :) Just kidding.
@metal333 (251)
• India
14 Dec 06
hahaha..thats a good one..so did u sleep on the couch?...lol
@chunkers (1050)
• United States
14 Dec 06
Yes, but not because she put me there. My stomach was hurting so I got up at 5am and went to the couch...just in case.
• India
14 Dec 06
YA THAT WAS REALLY VERY FUNNY. IF YOU MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH, THAT'S THE BEST THING IN WORLD
@chunkers (1050)
• United States
14 Dec 06
That is my feelings precisely! What else is there in life? Thanks for posting...you are very sweet! Now go get me a sandwich! lol (see other discussion)
@sweetcakes (3505)
• United States
14 Dec 06
that's wayyyyyy to much money for a vaccum cleaner. you didn't have to buy it......why did you?
@chunkers (1050)
• United States
14 Dec 06
Because I'm a sucker! That's why! Anything else you'd like to know? Hey, I hope that all of you who are ridiculing me for my STUPID INVESTMENT last night would do the SAME THING if someone came to your "supposedly clean" abode and pulled out half a ton of dirt that was hiding in the bottom of YOUR CARPET! lol Actually, it is a very good machine. It's called a Hyla, and is also an air purifying system. It is a water-based unit that can shampoo, extract water, filtrate the air, and other things. Maybe I spent too much, maybe I didn't. I'm happy with it, Gaylene's happy with it, and Chunkers made us do it, so we didn't have a choice!
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@satlove (1111)
• India
14 Dec 06
I talk, he talk; Why do you beech beech talk? Open the windows and let the atmosphere come in"! "Why are you naat filupping the blanks ?" Maro saale ko:: Hit the brother in law "Hey, u guys, please keep quiet. The president is rotating outside" "Do not smoke and spoil the botany of ur body"
@chunkers (1050)
• United States
14 Dec 06
I've laughed harder at this one than anything else I've read! hahahahahaha Just one question: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa The president is rotating outside! hahahahahahah
@armywifey (883)
• United States
24 Dec 06
For 2,000 that vacummn bettr use itself. Sorry that you may have to sleep on the cauch but you did deserve it.
@emmet18 (1116)
• Romania
20 Dec 06
You are the man in the house, let here sleeping on the couch, see if she like's that. Why only us, men, sleep on the couch?