Have you ever seen your neighbor naked?

@rlshaw (872)
United States
January 30, 2007 9:53am CST
I had this one neighbor that would run naked across his house everynight to the bathroom and they had no curtains on the windows... I use to have friends over a couple nights a week to play cards and some of them smoked so they went outside on the porch and never fails at least one or two times you would see this guy go to the bathroom naked... The funny thing is he is my daughters band teacher... The thoughts that go through my head at a concert...lol
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@Ravenladyj (22994)
• United States
30 Jan 07
OMG *falls over gigglin like crazy* How do you keep yourself together in front of him?? I would NOT be able to contain myself...comments would just fall out of my face everytime I had to speak to the man LOL oh my that is TOO PRICELESS! disturbing, but funny as all hell!!
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• United States
30 Jan 07
That is totally disgusting. He obviously has no consideration for anyone else.
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@rlshaw (872)
• United States
30 Jan 07
We laughed everytime we saw it.. still laugh about it till this day..
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@Ravenladyj (22994)
• United States
30 Jan 07
I have to say I would be HIGHLY disturbed if one of my neighbours did it..mind you they are all ages 60 and up LOL so um yea..that'd be creepy to say the least :-D
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@imadriscoll (2235)
• United States
30 Jan 07
That's so funny! This is really great! I don't have any desire to see my neighbors naked! I think it's so funny that he's your daughter's band teacher! Has she ever seen him naked? I think that would be the worse having to see your teacher in the buff! I wonder if anything can be done about it ... if you find it offensive. Maybe you could send him a letter from the Neighborhood Watch Committee saying that while no crimes have been committed many have noticed that he may want to consider buying curtains for the consideration of the children in the neighborhood.
• United States
31 Jan 07
That is too funny "he wasn't gross" Hahahaha. Since he is running to the bathroom, maybe he thinks no one can see him. If he was just strolling, that would be different all together. Or if he stopped to take a peek outside ;) I lived in an apartment once and I could see in the neighbors bathroom from my apartment (no curtains), and my husband and I witness the woman living there washing her particulars in the sink. Mesmerizing. Shocked and appalled, we watched the entire thing! Hahaha.
@Evacuee (1149)
30 Jan 07
No I wouldn't like to see my neighbours flitting about naked. On one side they are both 78 and on the other side they are 73/2!! My wife and I are 74 so we wouldn't cavort naked either! Now if I had a young 20/30 year old female living next door all the memories would come flooding back and I could die happy!!LOL
@bobilongo (264)
• Austria
30 Jan 07
no It would be crazy for one to do such a thing but do you get moved?
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@rlshaw (872)
• United States
30 Jan 07
He moved :( it was a sad day...lol
@happymommy3 (2014)
• United States
30 Jan 07
lol! That is too funny! I've never experienced that and hope I never do either! I don't understand people though who leave their curtains open like that. It's almost like they want people to see them!
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• Philippines
31 Oct 10
HA HA HA. That is very funny topic today.you made me smile and laugh,thanks, yOUR neighbor is really funny but there are persons like him really.in western countries i think yes but here in asia i dont know.asian people are more conservative in all of other countries.i have never seen any neighbor naked but i have seen my father naked accidentally before but not front only back and his butt.heheheh..
• India
21 Oct 10
Hello i have never experienced any such thing yet, there is no such chance either, all have curtains on the windows and shutters too, more over i never peep in to others windows, bad habit lol.. Thanks for sharing. Professor. . Cheers
@cream97 (29179)
• United States
27 Sep 10
Hi. rishaw. How nasty! I would never stand by my window where my neighbors could see me naked! Does he have curtains and blinds to his bathroom window? Does he keep them closed all of the time? He is one weird man. I would be even more embarrassed to know that he is my daughter's band teacher too.
@wolfie34 (26895)
• United Kingdom
3 Feb 07
PMSL! Nothing like a bit of free entertainment at your neighbour's expense! I can imagine what you must be thinking when you see him as your daughter's teacher. I would hate to see my neighbours naked, they are not nice looking at all, definitely not worth a look, be something of a horror movie, ewww, the thought of it!
@jayla33 (19)
• Philippines
2 Feb 07
what a funny experience. i never had experience that, even similar situation.
• France
1 Feb 07
yes,one of my friend experienced same sitiuation. From the next day onwards she started closing the windows by evening...
@banta78 (4335)
• India
1 Feb 07
I don't want to see my neighbours naked. I feel it is disgusting to run naked around your house in full public view. How careless can a person get to leave curtains open for others to see. Frankly i don't why would anyone would like to see anaked neighbour. Then should be warned and comaplain should be made to hoising society about it so that he stops it. And no one should encourage him watch him to his stuff. And then one needs to be careful in sending a teenage daughter to such a creep for anything let along teach them anything. it is good he left your society.
@DigWeed (227)
• Romania
31 Jan 07
ha HAHAH :) That`s funny ! go to your neighbor and tell how naked is or make some decision`s and don`t let your daughter to make clases wit hem !:) or do something :) neighborlicious :))))
• India
31 Jan 07
that's really funny. i never had this of experience.
• Philippines
31 Jan 07
So far Ive never seen one but I really like to see someone naked yet she's not our neighbor.
@dandpani (161)
• India
31 Jan 07
well that was really a funny situation but i have seen my neighbour naked not in bathroom but in her bedroom while she was changing her outfits and forgot to lock the window ,well i cannot describe the view i got it really made me rock hard.
@Naomi17 (624)
31 Jan 07
We had neighbours a few years back used to climb out of a window naked and play games at night lol The funniest was when the window went down and they couldn't get back in knocked on my door me and hubby didn't know where to look lol
• China
31 Jan 07
Ohhh,, How interesting your neighbor is!!! I seen my neighbor naked in bathroom once a time, but it was an accident...
• India
31 Jan 07
well i have never seen my neighbour naked and nor i want to.. coz she is an old lady...yuksssss
@nmw2005 (1198)
• United States
31 Jan 07
Thats really funny. You think think that he would realize that people can see in. happily, I have never had to experience that and hopefully never will.