Interesting Weather Forecast---------A pretty funny joke!
March 2, 2007 11:07am CST
It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Chief in a modern society he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared. But being a practical leader, after several days he got and idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked," Is the coming winter going to be cold?" "It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist at the service responded. So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winte?" "Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied," It's going to be a very cold winter." The chief again went back to his tribe and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find. Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service for the third time," Are you absolutely sure that the coming winter is going to be very cold?" "Absolutely," the man replied." It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever." "How can you be so sure?" the chief asked. "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy." The weather man replied.
7 Mar 07
A STATE OF THE ART WATCH A confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" "It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains. "What's it telling you now?" she asked. "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." he said. The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!" The man explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."
2 Mar 07
now that is funny, and I suspect all too true, as Our weather forecasters can't seem to get it right, mind you it is not unusual to rain , snow, sunny, hail, and rain all in the same day in February here, All I do is look out side and then put on my rain jacket anyway.