Late or Early
March 3, 2007 11:49pm CST
Every morning a man drives to the dock,and Every morning a man takes the ferry to work. One morning he woke up, and had no electricity. He had no idea what time it was, and he thought that he was late for work. So he quickly got dressed, ate breakfast,and rushed out the door.He got to the dock and saw the boat ten feet away. So he got a running head start, and jumped as far as he could, and landed on the boat. And the captain of the boat said to him, "You know, if you had waited five minutes, we would have been in."
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The Vase A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel. He picks it up, and as he's looking at it, she walks back in. He says "What's this?" She says, "Oh, my father's ashes are in there." He says, "Jeez...oooh....I..." She says, "Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray."