| ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now
growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye..
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after
they are dead..
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours..
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out..
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation...
GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more
damage...
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage..
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper..
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better..
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn...
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time..
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction...
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today..
WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines..
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.. |