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myLot reputation of 68/100. Adoniah (4166)   ranked 3,916 out of 32,950 in life 5 years ago

Your fences need to be horse high, pig tight and bull strong.

Keep skunks, bankers, and lawyers at a distance.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

A bumble bee is considrably faster than a John
Deere tractor!

Words that soak into your ears are whispered... not yelled.

Meaness don't jes' happen overnight!

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads!

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

It don't take a very big person to carry a big Grudge!

You cannot unsay a cruel or unkind word.

Every path has a few puddles.

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

The best sermons are lived, not preached.

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway!

Don't judge folks by their relatives.

Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

Live a good life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time!

Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.

Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

The biggest trouble maker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every morning!

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Good judgement comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgement.

Lettin' the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in!

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some infuence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest up to G'd!


Best words I've read in a long time. What do you think? We have my friend Bub for this.
Shalom~Adoniah

 

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1. myLot reputation of 91/100. jillbeth (2270)   ranked 3,151 out of 32,950 in life   5 years ago

Great words to live by! Thanks for sharing these with us!


myLot reputation of 68/100. Adoniah (4166)   ranked 3,916 out of 32,950 in life  5 years ago

I could not resist posting this. I thought it was lovely!

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2. myLot reputation of 97/100. shakeroo (2364)   ranked 413 out of 32,950 in life   5 years ago

Those are really funny! LOL! Thanks for sharing and my favorite one is:

" Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads! "

I think that is really true especially when someone did something to you with some bad intentions and upon knowing it you just forgive him or her and move on. It would really mess up his or her head... LOL!


myLot reputation of 68/100. Adoniah (4166)   ranked 3,916 out of 32,950 in life  5 years ago

That was one of my favorite because it is one of my favorite things to do. That and keeping silent when someone expects you to explode and all they get is a sweet smile!!

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3. myLot reputation of 91/100. uath13 (4698)   ranked 1,484 out of 32,950 in life   5 years ago

Oh great, I've used most of these....


myLot reputation of 68/100. Adoniah (4166)   ranked 3,916 out of 32,950 in life  5 years ago

Life's most important rules. I love them all!


myLot reputation of 91/100. uath13 (4698)   ranked 1,484 out of 32,950 in life  5 years ago

I also live in the mountains of Tennessee. Were you quoting me? I'm not "that" old.


myLot reputation of 68/100. Adoniah (4166)   ranked 3,916 out of 32,950 in life  5 years ago

Not unless your name is Bub and you live on a boat and you and I used to move boats back and forth to Havana!

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4. myLot reputation of 100/100. terri0824 (3607)   ranked 782 out of 32,950 in life   5 years ago

Thanks for sharing, it does put everything back into perspective. Great words to live by as well. Lot of truth in them even though it has a twist to the statements.


myLot reputation of 68/100. Adoniah (4166)   ranked 3,916 out of 32,950 in life  5 years ago

The man who wrote them did a lot of livin'!

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5. myLot reputation of 100/100. jillhill (17704)   ranked 1 out of 32,950 in life   5 years ago

Amazingly true and clever to boot. I also got one from my daughter about dirt roads ...though they seem somewhat funny they are all very true! Thanks for sharing!


myLot reputation of 68/100. Adoniah (4166)   ranked 3,916 out of 32,950 in life  5 years ago

Bub calls me his "bestest friend" in the whole world I think he is my smartest.

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6. myLot reputation of 95/100. OreoCookie3 (22470)   5 years ago

Wiser words were never spoken. These are real lessons to live by.


myLot reputation of 68/100. Adoniah (4166)   ranked 3,916 out of 32,950 in life  5 years ago

I'm glad you enjoyed it! I have it hanging on my wall.

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7. myLot reputation of 96/100. drannhh (9930)   ranked 950 out of 32,950 in life   5 years ago

Your friend Bub ROCKS! What wonderful words of wisdom. If
Bub has a computer please invite him to sight up for myLot using your referral link. I would certainly read all of his discussions. Best regards, Ann


myLot reputation of 68/100. Adoniah (4166)   ranked 3,916 out of 32,950 in life  5 years ago

He has a computer, but he is a busy fellow. He is a Capt. and still works even though I tell him it is time to retire. I think his lady friend is a little expensive.

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8. myLot reputation of 97/100. Natrak (1486)   5 years ago

I just love this. I keep on coming back to read these wise words again and again. Especially:
'Live simply.Love generously.Care deeply.Speak kindly.Leave the rest up to God!'
I'll try to keep that in mind.
Thanks for this post of wisdom.


myLot reputation of 68/100. Adoniah (4166)   ranked 3,916 out of 32,950 in life  5 years ago

Awesome isn't it? I just had to share it.

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9. myLot reputation of 94/100. ljegbers (5726)   5 years ago

Now THOSE are words to live by. I think the happiest life a person can have is when they keep it simple. Sometimes we don't have to know why, we just need to know it is and what works.

Keep it simple and you'll keep smiling!

Thank you for sharing, there's a lot of truth there. ;-)


myLot reputation of 68/100. Adoniah (4166)   ranked 3,916 out of 32,950 in life  5 years ago

I keep meaning to tell you how much I like your avatar. It is really cool. I do wood carvings of such things.


myLot reputation of 94/100. ljegbers (5726)  5 years ago

Really? This picture is my father-in-laws pride and joy. We do a Threshing Bee when the wheat is ready. We logged over 500 people that signed our guest book, but we know there were so many more that came and went through out the day.

It really was a great event. We had the Lt. Governor, a Senator and someone's assitant there for speeches. Our local implement dealers brought up new equipment, had the church ladies serve a "lunch wagon" meal and our local 4-H group doing water, popcorn and pop.


So you make wood carvings huh? You sell them? PM me and lets talk. ;-)


myLot reputation of 68/100. Adoniah (4166)   ranked 3,916 out of 32,950 in life  5 years ago

Will do!

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10. myLot reputation of 35/100. urbandekay (6797)   ranked 17,091 out of 32,950 in life   5 years ago

Wise words, but I'm still trying to work out, A bumble bee is faster...

all the best urban


myLot reputation of 68/100. Adoniah (4166)   ranked 3,916 out of 32,950 in life  5 years ago

Come on no matter how fast you go, they will catch you and sting you. That I think was stolen from Murphey's Law or just written simultaneously!lol
Shalom~Adoniah


myLot reputation of 35/100. urbandekay (6797)   ranked 17,091 out of 32,950 in life  5 years ago

Well, I was sort of surprised that it said bumble bee rather than honey bee cause bumble bees are slow and so docile they rarely sting. A fact I'm very glad of, having lifted up the side of an old collapsed shed under which was an enormous bumble bee nest. I didn't want to drop it down on them so had to reach desperately for a prop surrounded by thousands of bumble bees.

all the best urban


myLot reputation of 68/100. Adoniah (4166)   ranked 3,916 out of 32,950 in life  5 years ago

True, but I did not write this I just shared it. So I just go with the flow.


myLot reputation of 35/100. urbandekay (6797)   ranked 17,091 out of 32,950 in life  5 years ago

For a moment I thought the author was making a point about how slow John Deers are

all the best urban


myLot reputation of 68/100. Adoniah (4166)   ranked 3,916 out of 32,950 in life  5 years ago

My we are in a funny mood!!

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