Words or Phrases You Always Misread

I do that all the time I normally catch myself but sometimes I have to read things over and over. I can't think of any phrases that stand out in particular for me it can be any andn ot always the same ones. At least you know what it says now^^.

Well, this is so embarrassing to admit. One of my sons favorite books was called "Oh Bother". I must have read it to him a thousand times but it was never enough. All the while I was reading it, over and over, I was always saying "oh brother". It wasn't until a few years later that he came into the room snickering and holding the book.

"Mum, what's the name of this book?" was all he asked. I said, "Oh brother". Then he says, "No mum, look at it again". this went on for a while until he finally pointed out to me that I was wrong. That was a hard one to get over.

Perhaps we all have one or two mental quirks like that.I know that from childhood on i have had this thing where I will start to say something about something with the letter 9 in it and a lot of times willsay instead of 9, D. why I do not know as I am not dyslexic yet I have this one weird trait of going 8 D ten and realizing what goof up.why I do this I have never figured out. I mean I can of course count as anyone of normal intelligence from one to ten I do this most of the time then just as I think I only longer have this weird happening I will go 8 D and it is so maddening.every one looks at me like I have two heads and I know my face is red.