Eeeeekkkkkkk!!!! (The problem with indoor/outdoor cats)  

HAHA oh wow! THATS SO TERRIBLE! and yeah, just a tad humorous. Cats can be some great predators, and they love to bring home their little trophy from the battlefields. My mom always tells me about how her cat would bring a dead lizard to her every morning as if to show her she did a good job. The worst part is, my mom has a huge phobia of reptiles, ESPECIALLY of lizards. She yells hysterically and jumps onto chairs and couches at the sight of even the tiniest lizard-like creature.

but yeah, god luck with your cat.

Lol yeah I did get a good chuckle out of it. Sorry though I know how those things can be back when my cats were allowed outside they would bring in little mice eek. Glad it wasn't me.

ROFL!!! I am definitely chuckling...but my oh my only because it was not my bed!

Wowser, that must have been quite a shock to say the least. How sweet the kitty thought you might like a midnight snack yourself. Hhmmm...if kitty was willing to share his bounty, do you suppose he might have another one somewhere for himself?

Ah ha ha ha ha! I think I would have screamed loud enough to wake the dead. I had a cat once that brought in a live ermine (a little weasel) I guess to teach her kittens how to kill. Luckily it was dazed and I grabbed it and brought it back out side. When it came to, it came after me! That little bugger would have killed the kittens.

Chipmunks and squirrels are big time carriers of fleas and ticks. Check your sheets, wash in HOT water.

It's not for him to snack on, it's for YOU :) Most of the time, when a cat leaves one of their catches where you can find it (or in a place where you often go, like your bed), it's because they like you and are bringing you a present! That they think of you as a fellow cat (a HUGE compliment in catdom) and they want to show you that they love you by bringing you something they worked to get. You know how in the wild, big cats like lions and tigers will catch prey and bring it to their den for their cubs? It's the same way with housecats. So you should thank your kitty (and THEN throw the awful dead thing away when he's not looking! LOL!)

That's right. I believe almost everyone who come accross this will have a good laugh. Cats are adorable, sometimes. But some of them will do annoying things too, like the one in your house. When I was young, I saw my cat killed a rat, and left its head under the kitchen table. That disgusted me on the spot. Besides, they like to prey on little creature and leave the remnant or dead body inside the house. I do not know how to deal with it, but end up disallow them entering the house. That's the simplest way I could think of LoL!

Oh no!

Fortunately, Shirley can't come in until I open the door for her in the morning, so she can't come sneaking in on her own. She climbs up the window screen to let me know that it's time, though.

The last two mornings when I went out to look at my small patch of veggies, I've found a mole that has met its demise thanks to her. I don't mind that, since moles are a pest anyway, as long as she leaves them outside, dead or alive!

That is one of the reasons my cat is strictly an indoor cat.
I do not want any little presents. Just think what would have happened if he brought in one that was like half alive
and hid underneth a bureau or something. it could have been worse!

Sounds like a problem that needs solving! I do know that there is a patent in the making that should solve your problem. First of all, it is a new invention that ends the kitty oder and your pet does not need to go ouside, but the door can still be used as attached. I grew up with many farm animal friends, and always had a safty issue concerning my cat, when allowed outside. Yes... I did enjoy the comments you made, and could picture you standing there with a surprised look on your face! Thank you for the laugh! Look for the invention to be in stores soon, that is if you are interested!