How Adam got Eve
By Pose123
@Pose123 (21635)
Canada
June 27, 2008 9:09pm CST
This is not meant to offend anyone, so I hope no one will take it that way. I thought that it was so funny that I just had to pass it on. Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden, feeling very bored with everything. God says, " what's wrong with you Adam?" "I don't have anyone to talk to", says Adam. So God tells Adam he's going to make a companion for him, and it will be a women. "Now", says God, "this pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothes, she will wash for you. She will agree with every decision you make, and she will never nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you have a disagreement. She will praise you, she will bear you children, and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to care for them. She will never have a headache, and will always give you love and passion whenever you need it". Adam said, "that's sounds great, but what will it cost me"? God says, "an arm and a leg". Adam thinks for a moment, than says, "what can I get for a rib?" The rest is history.
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@susieq223 (3742)
• United States
6 Jul 08
You can tell jokes on the site if you make some sort of discussion out of them.
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@oliverdt (1958)
• Philippines
4 Jul 08
Hi Pose123, For a man yes this story was great indeed. But its sounded like not to equal to me. I believe that we need to treat each and everyone as equal person. But thats not really happen in a real world. Correct me if I'm wrong about my response.
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@visitorinvasion (7709)
• United States
4 Jul 08
I've heard that one before, but it still doesn't fail to put a smile on my face. :D
Good one, Pose!
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@susieq223 (3742)
• United States
28 Jun 08
I have heard that joke before and think it is great! I often remind my husband of it when he wants this or that or is unhappy with what I may or may not have done. I'll say "What do you expect for a rib?"
Have you heard the one where Adam goes to God with a troubled face after several weeks with Eve? God says "What's wrong, Adam?" Adam says "There's a lot I don't understand about Eve."
"Well," God says, "I created her so maybe I can answer your questions." "Okay", says Adam. "First--what's a headache?"
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