Wake Up and Let's Get Rowdy!  |
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 The lot is getting into a rut people!
Time to do something about it and I've just the solution.........
LET'S GET ROWDY!!!!
And here's how:
'Let’s get rowdy
Everybody raise a long neck
Common and show your red neck
Let me hear you say howdy
Let’s get rowdy
Let’s get rowdy
(Wait for it)
Let’s get rowdy
And let’s get crazy
I wanna get nuts nah nah
Let’s get crazy
Let’s get rowdy
Drive your mama crazy
Do you want a padded room nah nah nah
Let’s get rowdy
Let’s get nuts nah nah nah
Let’s get rowdy!"
No more bi*chin' unless it's about your red neck ways. No more freakin' and peakin' unless it's about your crazy relatives and the neighbour who drives you to drink.
So everyone, tell me your red neck stories and let's all have a hoedown good laugh!
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1.  Goodie123 (6885) | 4 weeks ago |  Howdy Let’s get rowdy Let’s get rowdy,
Howdy Let’s get rowdy Let’s get rowdy,
Let’s get rowdy Drive your mama crazy,
Do you want a padded room nah nah nah,
But you do,Ha Ha Ha Hah Hah.
My neighbours stopped me drinking Sparky,
So I cannot do a discussion on how they drove me to drink.
Shucks now I have to reinvent myself,
So I do no more nasty discussions.
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| sparkofinsanity (1794) | 4 weeks ago | ROFL Sh*t Goodie, you sound like a drunken cowgirl! Who needs neighbours when it comes naturally! LMAO | |
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| gabs8513 (17287) | 4 weeks ago |  Hey Goodie how are you doing not seen you for a while
Hugs
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| Goodie123 (6885) | 4 weeks ago | Hi Gabs, was in cooking dinner.
I have been good, but steering clear of most of the discussions lately.
hope you are fully recovered now. | |
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| 2. gabs8513 (17287) | 4 weeks ago | Ok Sparks who woke you up it was not me you where already awake I have been back to bed since we spoke lol as it was to early and I got tired
If you want noise that is no problem, if you want Rowdy, no problem, I shall send Gissi as he is really doing my Head in with his shouting at everyone lol
Just because windows and Doors are open he seems to think he has to shout at everyone including CARS so do you want me to send him on here or even better do you want me to send him to you on the next Plane lol | |
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| sparkofinsanity (1794) | 4 weeks ago | Oh yes please Gabs - next plane and I'll make him the mylot redneck dog mascot! That'll teach the little bugger to behave! ROFL | |
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| p1kef1sh (2852) | 4 weeks ago |  I'm listening LnP. Talk girl. Talk!
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| sparkofinsanity (1794) | 4 weeks ago | I like your world Loud - much more fun than mylot! ROFL | |
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| 4. p1kef1sh (2852) | 4 weeks ago | I've teased Goodie and cuddled Nova. Begged LnP for fun and harangued the US about health care. I've gotten Annie captured and made Ruby a hero. There are french maids in the chicken shed, thin people that are now fat all the better for their health and now UK roads are going to be made straight to help drunks get home more easily. Phew, I'd pop over for a rest but I don't want concrete boots! So I'm standing here naked and saying cover me in your haute couture, I'm gonna be a redneck today in a dress!! See if I don't! | |
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| sparkofinsanity (1794) | 4 weeks ago | Pictures please!
Here's some redneck jokes for ya:
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK IF:
You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
You were shooting pool when any of your children were born.
Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos."
Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath." You've ever given rat traps as gifts.
You clean your fingernails with a stick.
You've ever hit a deer with your car, deliberately.
Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
You keep a can of RAID on your kitchen table.
You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.
You ever got too drunk to fish.
Your front porch collapses and kills more than five dogs.
You consider the fifth grade your senior year.
Directions to your house include, "Turn off the paved road."
The dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
You think the French Riviera is a foreign car.
You prefer car keys to Q-Tips.
You've ever financed a tattoo.
The gas pedal in your car is shaped like a bare foot.
You've ever bought a used cap.
You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
You're considered an expert on wormbeds.
You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
But my favorite: You think straightening a road will solve the drinking problem!ROFL | |
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| 5. AmbiePam (10210) | 4 weeks ago |  Hmmm...I don't drink, but give me a seltzer and watch me throw down! OK, I don't even know what a seltzer is (besides Alka Seltzer), but I wanted to fit in. I have a redneck story. My grandpa (I don't remember him, he died when I was a baby) didn't really care what anyone thought. On most accounts he wasn't a horrible man, he just wasn't nice (I don't know how, but my grandma and their 16 kids WERE nice). One night my Aunt Dana came home from a date (they lived far into the country), and as she sat there in the guy's car, her dad came out and peed off the front porch. Yes, he knew they were there, but didn't care. He didn't want to walk all the way to the outhouse.
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| sparkofinsanity (1794) | 4 weeks ago | Yep - gramps was a redneck! LOL Bet he used the same tree as the dog when he walked him too! ROFL | |
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6.  tessah (1795) | 4 weeks ago |  ;chews on a peice of hay; weve had our redneckerish moments on OH-kay-shun ain we there sparkie? how them dere posies we planted in that fancy mowin machine doin? really dont feel like reckOHlecktin mah own backwoods upbringin from a tot.. so i offer instead.. some theme music.. lets git ignint lets git hectic!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bTdGJuDZp4I
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| sparkofinsanity (1794) | 4 weeks ago | LOL - Rednecks just LOVE eatin them Black Eyed Peas! ROFL>>>>>>>>>>>>>>! | |
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| 7. Rosekitty (1969) | 4 weeks ago |  Morning Sparky!
Lots of Rednecks here in Texas..and even my part of town..now they don't come around on Horses..but they do come and Hoop and Hollar in their big old trucks..carrying their longnecks..scooping up any type of gal willing or not and letting us know they love their country music, their Mama's and their Good Old Boys!
They usually leave their remains of partying allover their yards..thats why you will never see a Redneck become president..oh wait..we do have one..LOL
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| sparkofinsanity (1794) | 4 weeks ago | LOL kitty, that was priceless! Here's a few other indicators of being a RedNeck:
You Know You're a Redneck if...
Your yard has been proposed as a new landfill site.
Your kid's birth announcements include the phrase "rug rat."
Your pocket knife has ever been referred to as "Exhibit A."
Your sister has a "Soldier of Fortune" subscription.
Your wife is sister and your daughter
You've ever stood in line more than 1 hour to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.
Your bank checks feature pictures of dogs fighting.
You've ever stabbed someone's hand while reaching for the last pork chop.
On Christmas eve, you left Santa a beer and a Slim Jim.
You just gotta love them! American culture at it's best don't cha know! ROFL
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| sparkofinsanity (1794) | 4 weeks ago | Oh momma, where have you been? New York is full of rednecks! They're called TOURISTS! ROFL | |
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9.  skinnychick (3099) | 4 weeks ago |  One day I will bring my camera to work and take pictures of all of our resident redneck regulars. You can dress them up in sparkles but you can't take them out. It would be much funnier if I showed my stories rather than told them. LOL These people crack me up just thinking about them.
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| sparkofinsanity (1794) | 4 weeks ago | LOL skinny that sounds like fun. I look forward to it.
So ---- is the back of YOUR neck sunburned? ROFL | |
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| 10. rogue13xmen13 (4782) | 4 weeks ago |  I love red neck stories. I especially love the red neck kings of comedy. Larry "the Cable Guy", Jeff Foxworthy... man, you always have to have a little red neck in you.
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| sparkofinsanity (1794) | 4 weeks ago | Jeff Foxworthy is my hero! He really made me understand American culture! ROFL | |
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| rogue13xmen13 (4782) | 4 weeks ago | Hey, what about Larry "The Cable Guy"? "Getter done!" | |
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