What is the single most stupidest thing you have ever done to injure yourself?

Hit myself in the head with a glass soda bottle I threw in the air to knock a newspaper out of a tree.

Two things actually! One was climbing very high up a tree to get a football down and then deciding to swing on a branch to impress my friends and having it break! I fell a very long way down and landing on my back. I am amazed that I was able to stand straight up again actually.

Second instance was coming across an electric cattle fence once. I stupidly grabbed a piece of wood with a nail in it and touched it to the wire thinking that if the fence was truned on, there would be a spark or something. Never once did I consider that the wood the nail was in would mean that there would be no current conducted! Of course no spark came so I placed both hands on the wire and then BOOM! lol. Flat on my back again!

Ouch! I have done that before, only I was slicing up some cucumbers to put into a salad I was making. Or like the time I was cutting some beef roast to make some stew with, and stabbing my own hand with the knife, cause I wasn't paying attention to what I was doing.

Sometimes I wonder how it is that I'm still alive with the dumb things I have done, like during the process of opening a cupboard I slam myself in the head with the door. Oi! Or walk into the wall, when I am trying to walk down the hall. Nearly broke my collar bone a couple of times doing that. Plus have a bad habit of missing the next step when walking down the steps on my porch, inevitably falling off the porch.

Yes possibly, I could be klutz of the year, if such an award was given lol.

i dont think i did anything like that!! that would be stupid in my eyes,
but you reminded me something that was so stupid that my sister did, and as a result i got hurt!
it was on the eve of chrismas!! and i was blowing balloons, to hang around the corner of the house! and my sister was helping me out! so i was sitting with my legs stretched out and i was blowing the balloons.. and i was tie'ing the ballon, and the jod that i gave to my sister was to cut the thread with the blade after i have tied up the balloon. so what happened was.. after i tied up the balloon., i stretched the thread across my knee and i told my sis to cut the thread!!.. you know what she did., she cut that thread with such a force, that the blade hit my knee!!!, at one moment i just went mum! i just covered my knee!! instantly with my hands!.. and i took my hands off!! blood was pouring!!!!! my sister was like going on asking sorry sorry sorry!!.. i never answered here!!! the whole day she was sitting by my side and seeing the wound that she made!! and the next day, it was horrible.. i wasn able to wear my frock! every time my frock touched my knees, it hurt really badly!!

even today, when i see that wound in my knee.. i tell her, "see what a mark you have given me".. and she laughs out remembering that incident!

Ouch! I hope it heals soon, use lots of neosporin or the generic equivalent!

When I lived in Arizona, we were plagued by packrats. I decided to keep watch in the garage with my airgun and didn't have to wait long till my first victim showed up. He crept along in front of the washer and dryer, which were on a slab that was about 6" high and ran the length of the garage. Like an idiot, I drilled that rodent right between the eyes and the shot went through the skull, bounced off the concrete lip and bounced off. It hit me in the middle of the forehead, leaving a nice little bruise.

I challenge anyone to top this. It's the height of stupidity and something that, as a gun owner, I should have thought of. I'm just glad I didn't decide to use my handgun!

I exercised in the bathroom. I was jumping and tapping something near the ceiling then i suddenly slipped. i hurt my chest and elbows. I felt like a tree.

Wow, which one do I choose? haha The most recent would be tripping on a tiny crack in the sidewalk on a bright beautiful afternoon and breaking my hand!

I cannot even begin to think which would be the stupidest injury I've caused myself, dizzblnd. It is quite a challenge for me to even try to sort this out.

I once stepped through a rotten spot on the tin on roof of my barn and fell through, bounced off the loft, and then hit the ground on the bottom floor. Thank goodness for the loft! It broke my fall.

How about the time I stepped on a nail attached to a 16 feet long board? The nail impaled my foot. Stuck right out the top of it. As if this wasn't bad enough, I did it twice!

Then there's the chainsaw accident, the tractor tipping accident, the tree wedging me to the tractor accident, the time I started the truck by pulling it with the tractor then jumping off the tractor and into the truck and starting it then jumping back onto the tractor, etc., getting run over, etc. accident.

I will have to think some more. I have done so many stupid things that have resulted in injury of self, but strangely enough, not severe injury, although the stupidity level of self has been quite spectacular.

haha the most stupidest thing I have ever done was that in my college days i was playing basketball. And in between there was a fight of my friends with some other junior guys. I had the basketball, I kicked the guy twice and then i threw the basketball at him and it hit his arm and came back and hit me on my face. I was soo embarrassed but I kicked the guy enough to stop people noticing my stupidity.. It was really funny. And all my friends were laughing at me after that incident.. and we remember that thing now as well sometimes.

Hey dizz! I hope your finger feels better! I have had so
many accidents I don't even know which one to tell. I once
spilled scalding hot water on my foot when I was boiling
potatoes for mashed potatoes and ended up in the ER with
a something degree burn, all I know is that it was really
bad and the skin came off and it took a long time to heal.
The there were a few falls off the chair where I landed on
my head in the kitchen. The knife wounds are endless and
oven burns are too. I am a walking disaster. I was hanging
curtains in my bedroom and went to step up on 1 chair and
another was in the way and my knee hit the other chair and
I screamed in pain. I thought I dislocated my right knee
again, but it turned out to be a sprain which had me walking
with a cane for 4 months. There's lots more, but I'll leave
you with those disasters for now! Dumb enough for you???