Have you ever done, or thought of doing, something like this?
By fwidman
@fwidman (11514)
United States
October 3, 2008 2:19pm CST
This story was posted in my blog, as it is just incredibly strange. But then, I got to thinking (dangerous, I know!) and wondered if anyone else had ever done something this silly or maybe even had thought about doing something this silly. So, read the story then let me have yours
[b]MIDDLETOWN, Ohio (UPI) — A Middletown, Ohio, court has sentenced a woman to a month in jail after she admitted to chasing children and blocking traffic while dressed as a cow.
Michele Allen, 32, pleaded guilty to one count of disorderly conduct after police said she dressed as a cow Saturday night and chased children after urinating on a neighbor’s porch, the Cincinnati Enquirer reported Tuesday.
Allen was ordered by an officer to go home and remain there for the evening, but later in the evening authorities received a call that a woman in a cow costume was blocking traffic. Police said she had alcohol on her breath when an officer arrived and she shouted and swore at the officer.
She was sentenced to one month in the Middletown Jail.[/b]What I wonder is how they arrested her, did they just grab her, or did they have to lasso her first? LMBO
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@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
4 Oct 08
Umm excuse me..you who wear High heels would wonder about a woman dressed as a cow??..lol..I say to each his own and if thats what makes her saturdays go faster than let her milk the time for all its worth..heheheheheheheheheheh
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@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
4 Oct 08
Well since we are having a drought here i'd love to have some water..and maybe i just might borrow your shoes...

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@littleowl (7157)
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3 Oct 08
WOW! No I have never done anything like that maybe in mt teenage years..but not now! But that one has had me in stitches..litleowl 

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@littleowl (7157)
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4 Oct 08
Well really I did a few naughty things and was a rebel and things I wish I hadn't but never anything like that colourful loud lady! She sounds hilarious hugs littleowl
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@cortjo73 (6498)
• United States
4 Oct 08
LOL! That is hilarious! And, I love your question about whether they had to lasso her! That was actually even more funny than the story itself! LOL!
As for me, no...I have never done something like that, nor would I want to. But, in my youth, I did run around my block with my pants partially down mooning the neighborhood with my brother, his friend and my dad. Yea! I know. What can I say, I was a teenager and thought it would be funny. We didn't get into trouble for it and, I am pretty sure no one even saw us. LOL! Basically, we did it for the experience and the story of it. LOL!
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@Hatley (163772)
• Garden Grove, California
9 Oct 08


hi fwidman great heels, not too bad legs either he hehe. Nope I cant say that I have ever done anything quite like that. Can you
picture me, an 81 yr old woman with a brace on her left leg ru ning amok in a cow suit? oh my that would just be too awful for words. great question? maybe they did lasso her not knowing just what she would do up close, maybe pee on them or take a dump being a cow and all lol. I would think she would have to be a bit intoxicated to ever come up with such a half brained idea like that.Chasing kids, wow, poor kids they probably had no idea what to expect from her.1 person likes this
@thebohemianheart (8827)
• United States
4 Oct 08
HA! And my friends think I'm kook! Next time they think I am being outrageous, I will have to show them this.*L*
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@thebohemianheart (8827)
• United States
4 Oct 08
Oh, have they been spreading rumors about me, again?
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@kerriannc (4279)
• Jamaica
3 Oct 08
my friend it seems as the economic woes are sending some people mad. It is a shame though when one drink to madness. 
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@tamarafireheart (15384)
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4 Oct 08
Hi fwidman,
They may have had to get hold of her by her udders hehehe, what crazy people, its not even Halloween yet. Two months? that is abit much.
Tamara
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@syankee525 (6249)
• United States
4 Oct 08
i've done some dumb things i my life time, but nothing like this. she much have been wasted.
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@reoko10 (578)
• United States
3 Oct 08
Wow, some of the things people do when they are drunk. I've never done anything like that and when I drink I can think stright thank god for that. I would never evne think of doing anything like that, man what are poeple coming to these days.
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@DarthJustice (2013)
• United States
4 Oct 08
I've got to admit, this is a new one for me lol. I've never even considered chasing little kids around, much less doing that while dressed up as a cow and then urinating on a neighbor's porch. At the same, this was really funny to imagine a grown woman prancing around in a cow costume chasing people. Not so much that she was chasing kids though. I really don't know whether to laugh at her or rub my forehead.
@fwidman (11514)
• United States
4 Oct 08
I'd be shocked to discover the kids were actually scared of her. Most kids love being chased around and they laugh and giggle and have fun with that. Urinating on the porch went a tad overboard and that's probably what made all the adults angry 

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@tangledinbarbwire (76)
• United States
4 Oct 08
This artical is really funny. I feel for the woman except the part where she was urinating on a neigbors porch. I guess some people just dont know when to stop. I wonder what she was thinking at that moment. I think the charges are fair. I just dont know what she was trying to accomplish. Was she wanting to throw Cow Patties or just act like a fool because she could. I dont know i just think that was kind of funny.
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@PrarieStyle (2486)
• United States
4 Oct 08
They tricked her by telling her the big cheese wanted her to be in a "Got Milk?" commercial.






This lady does take the cake!







