Subject: A Modern Parable

@newtondak (3946)
United States
November 19, 2008 8:12am CST
I received this email a few months ago, but in view of the current requests by the automakers for bailouts, it is even more applicable now! A Japanese company (TOYOTA) and an American company (GENERAL MOTORS) decided to have a canoe race on the Red River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race. On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile. The Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate the reason for the crushing defeat. A management team made up of senior management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action Their conclusion was the Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, while the American team had 8 people steering and 1 person rowing. Feeling a deeper study was in order, American management hired a consulting company and paid them a large amount of money for a second opinion. They advised, of course, that too many people were steering the boat, while not enough people were rowing. Not sure of how to utilize that information, but wanting to prevent another loss to the Japanese, the rowing team's management structure was totally reorganized to 4 steering supervisors, 3 area steering superintendents and 1 assistant superintendent steering manager. They also implemented a new performance system that would give the 1 person rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder. It was called the 'Rowing Team Quality First Program,' with meetings, dinners and free pens for the rower. There was discussion of getting new paddles, canoes and other equipment, extra vacation days for practices and bonuses. The next year the Japanese won by two miles. Humiliated, the American management laid off the rower for poor performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles, and canceled all capital investments for new equipment. The money saved was distributed to the Senior Executives as bonuses and the next year's racing team was out-sourced to India. Sadly, The End. Here's something else to think about: General Motors has spent the last thirty years moving all its factories out of the US, claiming they can't make money paying American wages. TOYOTA has spent the last thirty years building more than a dozen plants inside the US. The last quarter's results: TOYOTA makes 4 billion in profits while General Motors racked up 9 billion in losses. GENERAL MOTORS folks are still scratching their heads. IF THIS WEREN'T SO TRUE IT MIGHT BE FUNNY!
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@nanajanet (4436)
• United States
20 Nov 08
Well, I think that you hit the nail right on the head!! LOL (although, it really isn't funny, is it?) And they wonder why all of our manufacturing is also going overseas. People here want to work less for more pay and people overseas are just happy to work. They would be happy to work at McDonald's for the rate of pay that Americans get.
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@newtondak (3946)
• United States
20 Nov 08
These companies just don't get it - you don't go begging to the government to bail you out with OUR tax dollars (flying into Washington in your private jet and staying in a posh hotel) and then fly home and have a big, expensive "retreat" for the "exceptional" top executives who got you in the financial bind you're in!
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@nanajanet (4436)
• United States
20 Nov 08
Also, when other countries are being more innovative with more energy efficient autos, why buy American? I own a Subaru? Why? I have had cars from every American made company. They cannot touch this car. Make one that is as good, in America, by Americans, and I will buy it.
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@spalladino (17891)
• United States
19 Nov 08
I don't know how they can sit there in D.C., asking for the House Financial Services Committee for taxpayer money to bail them out with a straight face, when they flew in on one of their several private jets. I'm sure they're not staying at a Motel 6 while in town either. The airline industry managed to cut back and pull themsleves out of a financial crisis. I don't believe that American auto makers should be saved from their own bad business practices.
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@newtondak (3946)
• United States
20 Nov 08
They had the technology to make fuel-efficient cars decades ago and chose not to use it - it wasn't in their best interest to use it. Some of the technology used decades ago actually resulted in better gas mileage than what we're getting today. We own a 1975 Chevrolet 4-door dually pickup(a "Camper Special") that we purchased to pull a fifth-wheel camper with a 454 engine (basically a "gas guzzler!). We, however, get better mileage with our 1975 pickup than a friend of ours gets with his 2008 Chevrolet Silverado!
@xfahctor (14113)
• Lancaster, New Hampshire
19 Nov 08
Love it, hit it right on the head. The old addage, too many chiefsm not enough indians, or any number of other cliche's one can call upon for this, but this story does a pretty good job in itself. I wonder if someone thought about forwarding this to capitol hill for the congresional commitee to read to the reps from the auto companies now asking from money.
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