what are some of the dumbest things you ever heard

United States
December 3, 2008 6:02am CST
ok what is some of the dumbest things you ever heard of? or what is some of the dumbest things you got others to belive. ok here my dumbest things i heard. my cousin told me a car with two doors is faster then a car with four doors. lol. then he told me a car with two tail pipe is faster then a car with one tail pipe. lol. yesterday well we were working and little boy stood at the window. his mom told him to get away from the window, then he return to watch us. she told him ok if you fall out the window i am going to spank you.. the dumbest things i got people to belive. told this one guy yeah the got cotton shortage in md, so if you take cig butts to the store they will give you a penny a peice. he had his pockets full. then i told a lady she needed her gravity bar check so she took it into the shop.. share your's what are the dumbest things you heard or got others to belive ?
3 responses
@060157 (1059)
• Pakistan
3 Dec 08
well once my aunt convinced me that if i put the peacock feather in a book, it will eventually turn into a peacock, lol. and i did try it out. it was one of those tricks that people play with kids xD well, about two years ago, i read an online discussion from a guy saying that the next big step the people should take is to stop 'ugly' people from multiplying and this way the world would be a more beautiful place to live in. and by ugly people, he meant each and every person short of the beauty of a model. i just couldn't believe his arrogance.
• Israel
3 Dec 08
People should have told him then he shouldn't procreate. Make him get a vasectomy. We don't need his type. Actually he'd do us all a favor and go live in the space colony forever. But I don't think the people living there would want him. I've seen some ugly people with beautiful kids and beautiful people with ugly kids. Some of these beautiful people are ugly inside and some homely people are beautiful inside. Looks aren't important other than being reasonably clean and groomed.
@060157 (1059)
• Pakistan
3 Dec 08
looks don't matter. hell, even the character doesn't matter. every person deserves to live their life the way they want it. it was way too shallow thinking from that guy. i am sure he never discussed all this openly with his friends or relatives, let alone the public. internet is a place where nasty ideas can be put forward with complete anonymity.
@missybear (11391)
• United States
3 Dec 08
! of the dumbest things is, when people say "You can't have your cake and eat it to" what else are you supposed to do with it?
@LifeGuru (922)
• Canada
3 Dec 08
my stupid grandma accusing my family of trying to kill her with lysol when it is just out on the counter. she thinks we'll put it in her food and stuff but my dad left it there because he was cleaning and he forgot. She always accuses people of everything in the house. She even accused me, my brother and my cousin of changing the channel on her when she was watching baseball, but we were all downstairs playing video games when the auto tune clearly said it was going to change the channel but still made a big fuss about it and put us to blame. Until my uncle came around and explained everything to her. She doesn't really like me nor my brother since she favors her daughter who lives in a different house. he's my father's mother and she's a pain in the butt. Grandmas are suppose to love and care for their grandchildren... but this one??? holy damn it, she's the complete opposite and she favorites her favorite daughter's children... that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard. she's stupid, retarded and arrogant. self centered and on the verge of alzimers... man, i'd change my mind about her if she'd only show her love and respect to my family. but no... she does not like us.