Internet's been down and I've got one unhappy panda..... What to do?  

The first reference might just be the ticket mykl. I could train him to become the world's first stalking panda! "Panda Assassin for hire" might make me some serious bucks. Either that or I can teach him how to scuba dive and he can go and fix the damn cables himself.....

How's the bamboo furniture stuff going anyways wanderer? Sure, send some my way as I am confident he'll appreciate munching away on a dining setting and bar stools! I am happy to hear of your Christmas excitement too. No Christmas here I'm afraid and it's a normal work day for me. I will make up for it when I eventually get home though as I have missed a number of them now. Thanks for the response and the furniture offer. Merry Christmas to you and yours!

I have put the furniture in the post James. I hope you have plenty of glue because I had to chop it up a bit to get it in the envelope. I think you are being a bit selfish keeping Santa to yourself. You could share him with your neighbours. I am sure they would appreciate it.

I just got a strong sense of deja vu wanderer. Did you feel it also? I will buy glue tomorrow and will also slip customs some bribe money just in case they decide to stop the parcel and ask lots of questions.

Sorry James. I am cracking up. I am getting too old to take part in two discussions at once especially when they are started by the same person. The next step is the looney bin. Mind you going round the bend rapidly probably fits in well with the panda spanking

Just always make sure that the looney "bin" is always clean and sterile wanderer as you don't want to pick up any germs along the way. When you get around the next bend, make sure you wave to me too please as I will more than likely be standing there on the corner!

Feeling sorry for me today?? You bang your head or somethin'? Oh the joys of highlighting my lack of ability to be infallible Bo. When I grow up, I wanna be YOU! By the way, you don't own any SHARS in Bamboo Futures?? Tough times may be ahead, so you'd better get some as they hold their value well.

You want to be ME, when you grow up!? I think you are the one who has bumped his head, Sweety! Got get it checked out, now. I think you may have some serious brain damage going on there.*LOL*


No, I don't have an shars. I don't know where I'd go for stalk in bamboo.

"an shars"?? Alrighty then! I don't need to get checks for brain damage Bo. That would be like jumping into water just to see if it's wet! Some things we just KNOW already. I gotta hand over the PC so I will catch you tomorrow. Cya and have a great evening Diddly!

Heehee.

Good night, Jimmy Boy.

Whoo hoo, Christmas bonus! Enjoy it then riya! Yes, India is affected pretty badly by the same issues faced here in Egypt. Things should hopefully be back to normal by the New Year though. Thank you for the comments and I wish you and your family a very Merry Christmas.

merry christmas to you too.hope i get connections for 2 days and then i am off,maybe i will be returning by 2nd week of jan.

Good luck with your connectivity then riya and enjoy the break!

iam stressed out just thinking about it,travelling with kids is tiring.i love reading and if i get hold of a good book,i wouldnt mind the break.

I am sure the events when you get there will overshadow any frustration surrounding the travel part riya! Maybe you get hold of that "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" book to read along the way and can come back an expert?

ya ya ya...stop teasing me!!!!may be i will come back as a saint!!

Saint WHAT though riya? Scary stuff!

i meant i will be learning a lot of patience,though i may be boiling inside.

Ahhhhh. I get it now! So, have I started off the boiling inside process for you yet then, or do I need to push your buttons a bit more?

james,i didnot mean about you.i know from previous experience,that it is better to keep quiet in certain situation.

So you've gone and gotten all "Nature Expert" on me steflane? I wish for you a wonderful Christmas and New Year also and the wish you have given me is a very important one for me, so I hope it comes true! May 2009 be a year of constantly flowing insane inspiration and unlimited PJ's for you and thank yopu for your warm wishes. I am confused yet humbled by the niceties and you can't ask for more than that!

Wait. I actually inspire somebody?!

It's OK steflane..... I am afraid and confused by the very thought also!

I never considered the karma angle Sandhya! But I have always been a gentle spanker so I don't think this would be the case here..... I had to leave the computer alone for a few days when the cables were first cut and it was very frustrating, so I am not sure if I want to do that again anytime soon. The panda likes to surf the net himself every now and then too.

We have done the carols thing already by the way. We covered a few classics like "Hark the herald pandas sing" and "Jingle Spank, Jingle Spank". He LOVED it! (You may have just inspired a new discussion topic for me there Sandhya! lol) Well thank you for the comments and I wish you and your family a very Merry Christmas! Oh, reasons aren't really needed to give the panda a good spanking either. he knows it, I know it; and everybody wins!

Gentle or hard...a spank is a spank! Did you consider what it does to the poor panda's self esteem? Goodness James, it's time you had a class on panda 'etiquette'! I'm glad you sung a few 'panda' carols and both of you enjoyed it....quite a sporty panda, I have to say!
You probably should start a new interest group on mylot 'Inspired discussions'..lol

The constant spanking makes them feel NEEDED Sandhya. There is nothing that inspires higher feelings of self esteem than being needed!

Thanks for the BR, James! I think u need to be around to award me the 'Golden Pencil' or would you rather I accepted it from the Panda?

But I'm the one getting tortured here mimpi! NO INTERNET! The connections seem to be improving day by day though, so I will give the panda's butt a little respite now I think. As for the procrastinator slumps, you KNOW how to handle them already, yes? Spanking, spanking and MORE spanking and the creativity will flow like a river! Thanks for the comments and Merry Christmas! Nice to see you active.

Thanks James and I know it now! I finally did something very different, new and first time ever. It was special. Never felt this good in ages. Thanks to the spanking.

Did you get my PM???

I received your PM and responded too mimpi! I did this yesterday..... Did you not get my reply??

NO, i did not get your reply and i thought you must be upset with me. Was just thinking of mailing Cjay about this. Need to speak. Pls if you can mail me.

That's very odd! I have just resent a new PM for you. If I was upset about something mimpi then I would say so by the way. Don't be silly now!

so you agree that i am silly?

Totally!

A smart, honest confession. That's the effect of successful panda spanking...em]lol[/em]
And you just made my Christmas. Thanks James.

Always a pleasure mimpi! (Being blunt and straight-up saves a LOT of time by the way!) The truth shall always set us free!

It will James, it will.

Welcome back yaar! The connections do seem to be picking up again now which is great. It became quite frustrating for a while there and the onada was really becoming difficult to handle. At least I now have some extra experience on how to deal with him if it happens again and can prepare. Satellite could be just the ticket, but he will probably try to use the dish as a water bowl and break it! He is having a good Christmas though, even without a girl panda. Carols, gifts and extra spanking all round! Thanks for the comments and Merry Christmas to you and your family my friend!