Owl Fettling

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If you are interested in 'niche marketing' you should really take a look round some of our churches and cathedrals. There are many niches waiting to be filled. In England, many of the original occupants were ousted by Oliver Cromwell and his men who abhorred the practice of worshipping saints. These niches are now abundantly available for the taking. All that is necessary is to adorn yourself in a flowing robe, hold some piece of sculpture reverently in your hands (and what better than a small owl, my friends?), spray yourself with stone grey exterior paint (available from any hardware store) and occupy the niche as statuesquely as you can. I don't guarantee that you will make any money out of it but, with a suitable box and some candles for sale (at a profit, of course), you might do better than clicking on useless adverts all day. On the other hand, you might like to try your hand at owl fettling: http://www.steelart.co.uk/sculpture.htm Do you think that these ideas have a future? Or is this going to turn out to be yet another scam?