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myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6969)   ranked 5 out of 1,131 in panda spanking6 months ago

I just walked to the corner store with my Wife to get some bread and milk and coouldn't believe how hot it was outside! Last week it was above 40 degrees celsius on a few of the days and I keep thinking back to one day last summer here when it was 47! shocked I'm in Cairo, Egypt, so of course it's gonna be hot, but seriously??? Based on all of this, I immediately started to think of silly phrases to describe how hot it is and here are a few I've come up with so far:

- It's hotter than satan's sphincter the morning after a night of all-you-can-eat peppers!

- It's hotter than the last remaining MJ funeral ticket!

- It's hotter than a naked woman at a 40 year old male virgin convention!

- It's hotter than a drowned ant in a lava lamp!

So how hot is it getting up your way then? Any silly phrases you'd like to add?

 
 
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31. myLot reputation of 99/100. mtdewgurl74 (10311)   ranked 43 out of 1,131 in panda spanking   3 months ago

Hotter then sweating to the oldies with Richard Simmons in one of those vinyl sweat suits.. I wish it was a little warmer now..It is starting to get way cooler and it has been in the 20's-30's out at night we had a little light snow mixed in with rain Saturday...and I heard we are going to have a bad winter..I am so not ready to freeze anything off yet..So send us some of your heat..


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6969)   ranked 5 out of 1,131 in panda spanking  2 months ago

Oooooh yeah, Richard Simmons in a vinyl sweat suit! It would kinda resemble a whole brood of puppies trying to fight their way out of a spandex sack I reckon! w00t It's starting to get cooler here now too actually, but there's no way it'll get anywhere near as cold as it will over your way. I've never liked the cold myself, but getting to see snow would be an interesting experience! thumbup If I end up with some extra heat, I'll Fed-Ex it to you OK?


myLot reputation of 99/100. mtdewgurl74 (10311)   ranked 43 out of 1,131 in panda spanking  2 months ago

Snow is fun to play in and make snowmen with the kids and through snowballs in a snowball fight.. or make snow angels.. I like snow to do those things.. I am just not ready for it yet. The weather has been all mixed up lately..cold one day warmer the next half the kids at school ended up sick and with the flu and school was called off for 4 days because of it. I just wish someone up there decides what they want the weather to be and leave it there.


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6969)   ranked 5 out of 1,131 in panda spanking  2 months ago

I hear ya about wanting some stability when it comes to weather! It's all over the place these days and never seems to do what it's supposed to do! confused I'll see snow one day for sure and it's a definite goal of mine. I can send you some heat, you can send me some snow..... wink

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32. myLot reputation of 95/100. riyasam (10895)   ranked 2 out of 1,131 in panda spanking   3 months ago

its cooler now but that was not the case a week back,the heat was suffocating me but there is always line in a cloudy situation,thats what they say.i could get my hair cut citing this reason(my parents wouldnt allow till now)


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6969)   ranked 5 out of 1,131 in panda spanking  2 months ago

I was once upon a time only allowed to get my hair cut if the temperature was between 28 - 30 and a dolphin was singing an Eastern European National Anthem in parallel, so I feel your past frustration let me tell ya! sad Thankfully these days I can get my hair cut whenever I like. I usually try to do it whilst wearing an orange.


myLot reputation of 95/100. riyasam (10895)   ranked 2 out of 1,131 in panda spanking  2 months ago

(touching james forehead to see if he has temp)hope you are feeling alright(slapping my forehead)silly me!!he couldnt be better!!!(seeing his comment)


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6969)   ranked 5 out of 1,131 in panda spanking  2 months ago

I'm happy to see you got there in the end! w00t lol

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33. myLot reputation of 100/100. HiLia2008 (2197)   ranked 55 out of 1,131 in panda spanking   2 months ago

Hi James... I came visited your discussion after, what? 5 months..hehe. Okay if you said that it was hot, one of my friend claimed that the hottest thing for her is her mother in law's tongue...if you what if you know what I mean, lol.
Of course that won't happen to me because my mom in law is the best and I'm sure yours too... happy. Good luck!


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6969)   ranked 5 out of 1,131 in panda spanking  2 months ago

Heya Lia! Wow, it's been a while.... It's great to see you back! happy I've been very inactive myself here lately too actually. My Mother-in-Law isn't bad at all, so yes, I'm very fortunate! I've heard some horrific stories concerning them from other people before though and I guess that's why you can make the words "Woman Hitler" from Mother-in-Law when you rearrange the same letters! w00t

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