Okay, by the 12th of October I need to recommend FOOD articles

That's wonderful. I needed some help on this. Last time they gave me food and wine category, I told them I didn't know anything about it, but I guess they liked my choices enough to trust me to do it again. LOL

Sounds like they did and good for you! Good luck in doing it this time, too.

Thanks! It took me forever to find five pieces last time. LOL

I think that the "Cooking and Baking Substitutes" sounds like a great article.

I will definitely be checking out all the articles by Oct. 7th. LOL I hope to have my list done early. I am on an awful computer right now so it takes me forever to navigate through any website. LOL

I think we can pass on the food poisoning, Scheng.

I like how MyLot chose to underline "toilet"...that must be a popular search phrase...NOT!

I will make sure that I don't try any recipes Scheng writes unless I want to lose weight. LOl I think maybe that would be good for me. Scheng, send me recipe immediately!

Any articles you know of in food and wine category that have good grammar and spelling let me know. Editors are picky and they have to approve my choices.

haha, I haven't written anything about food!
Maybe I should write some secret recipes for Mommaj to lose weight.
Ah, I got one special black ants coffee secret recipes.
First, you got to go Africa and kidnaps the Queen ant, and many big black ants.
Then, you have to breed the big black ants until your house is full of ants.
Then, you kill some of the ants with your slippers. Dry them, and then grind them into black powder.
After that, you can mix the black ants powder into the coffee powder! That will be the marvelous big black ants coffee.

Obviously, you saw my recipes again. I don't use them in the coffee, but they are great in tea. Use green tea for best results. The tea looks as if you used black tea. The biggest problem is catching the black ant. Red ants galore and they bite!

Are you sure you got the right kind of ants? This big black ant is really huge.
Dont let your husband eat oh, because this kind of big black ant is a natural viagra. That's how those Nigerian guys can have forty children oh!
Keep your husband away from those ants, otherwise he will go around and produce forty children!

Well I am not sure what to say to that. LOL Too funny. Love ants. HEHE

Hey Scheng,

I have been searching for Vincent Summer on AC and I cannot find his contributor page. HELP. Can you send me a link on AC with his homepage?

So sorry for the late reply, I was away on a short trip.
Actually it's Vicent summers, no wonder you cannot find him. The little "s" turn into a snake and hide in the cave.
His link is www.associatedcontent.com... his food chemistry articles very tough oh, can make your head spin round and round nonstop.

HEHE. I finally found him and went ahead and submitted one of his articles. I can't wait to see if the editor uses my picks.

haha, I think the editor must be scratching his head to understand all the chemistry!
I hope you have submitted an article that nobody can understand oh! In this case, the editor simply does not know whether the information is correct or not oh!

Scheng, you sound a little naughty, trying to make the editor's head spin. I think Vincent's articles are interesting...if you can understand them! I wanted him to write an article about why my bowl gets hot in the microwave, but my soup does not. He's the only one who would know.

I think he should write an article about that too! Maybe we can put in a request to him. LOL

Hi Art, if you write about food for the ghosts, it will be helpful to those having Halloween parties.
After all, they need food for the living, might as well prepare some food for the hungry and naughty ghosts.
I think the underlining in mylot is a kind of advertising program or a word tracking. There is an advertising program, Kontera, that is a form of intext advertising. When readers click on the underlined words, they will be taken to the advertiser's sites.

I wonder what ghosts like to eat? Devil's food cake?

HEHEHE. I don't know about ghosts, but devil food sounds good for me. Chocolate is on my list!

As far as why, AC changes their category pages every so often. It will be my turn to do food and wine section in October. Any articles on food or wine would be greatly appreciated. You can even do restaurant reviews. I'm not going to be picky. The editor will though. Make sure spelling and grammar are good.

Hmmm. You can either write for halloween or Thanksgiving. I will probably showcase Halloween.

hmmm, that's an interesting question. I dont know what food the ghosts love to eat. During the hungry ghosts month, we offer so much rice, salt, oil, sugar, canned food and instant noodle to the ghosts.
So far, no complaint received from hell. So I think they are at least satisfied with the food.
I think those witches in ancient times had better recipes. If you manage to get hold of the recipe, and manage to boil a pot of frog legs, pig brains and whatever insects, please let Mommaj has it for dinner. She has to taste the food before selecting the article to feature in AC.

I once worked for a woman whose daughter worked for the food section of a major US newspaper. The daughter got to make recipes the newspaper was going to feature, then bring them to work so everyone could taste it. What about a job like that?

Oh scheng that is so GROSS! Anyone offering me food from here on has to show me the recipe and let me watch them make it. LOL I'm sick on my stomach, Scheng, this is a good time to write the diet article. I think I feel it working. Oh the burn!

Wow AnythngArt! I want that job. That is too cool. I wouldn't mind being the taste tester unless Scheng is cooking. LOL

I cannot find Patty Byrd or Patty Bryd. I don't know why, but I am looking under contributers and when I put her name in it won't show up. Can you send me a link on AC with her page? I am getting so mad with this contributor search engine.

Sorry, her name is Pattie Byrd. Here's one of the articles I was talking about:

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2170315/helpful_hints_for_the_the_new_cook.html?cat=22

or this

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2174669/easy_and_quick_appetizer_recipes_for.html?cat=22

You might also look at Betty Malone. She knows how to cook with spices and has a lot of spice advice. Here's one of her articles that I think is good, too:

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2234117/burgoo_harvest_soup_recipe.html?cat=5

She also has a 55-year old chili recipe and lots more good food writing.

Wow! Those two sounded wonderful. I didn't get a chance to submit those. Hopefully, I will remember to come back to this conversation next time. Thanks for such good suggestions.

haha Art, you are worse than me oh! You want Vincent Summers to write an article on request, yet you want AC to pay him!
That's a nice idea. Next time I shall go around, ask everyone to do something for me, and ask you to pay for all the work oh!

Scheng, you crazy thing! AC should pay him. LOL I'll bet they won't, but they should.

The wine article should count. When did you publish it? I haven't received any notices that you published. I have to get on to AC and find out. LOL

Must have been July. It was one of the two I posted there from helium to see if the page views would be better.

I love wine...is it possible for you to post your links? I will go read your AC articles if you do! Or send me a message on AC: I use my real name there: Christine Zibas.

Ah, I knew there was a reason I liked you! Most of the wine articles are on helium but there is the one on AC on Malbec. I'll go look for the link and send you a note.

That would be great. I won't be able to use them this time, but what is your ac name and I will look at your stuff. Every page view helps.