ParaTed2k's (Not So) Famous $5 Giveaway Game  

Yo, bro.

It have to be targeted to a US political scene ?

A haiku-like is acceptable, eventually ?

Are you a objective or subjective judge ?

You will pay the prize cash, in so called "Jackson bills" ?

To the tune of We Love You Conrad from Bye Bye Birdie

We loved you Kennedy
Oh yes we did
We loved your Wife
We loved your kids

What did you leave us though?
Just Ted
And one big pain in the head.

To the tune of Sixteen Tons

You voted for Obama and what did ya get,
a sinking economy that deepened the debt,
Mandatory servitude you can't deny,
because you sold your soul to the Obama lie.

To the tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat

Push, push, push your bill
Even though it's pork
It will surely make it through
The voters all are dorks

Well, I'm not so quick on the draw as some folks here, but thought I'd give this a shot for the fun of it! :-)

Bill Clinton--sung to the tune of "Bonanza"

I've got a flair for women everywhere
Bill Clinton!

I'm not afraid of any pretty aide
especially Lewinsky!
Bill Clinton!

When I give a kiss to any little miss
she'll learn a lot from me
Bill Clinton!

Hair of brown, hair of gold,
even red for me

One for all and all for one
I'm for myself you see
Anyone of them who wants a little buss
Can surely count on me
Bill Clinton!

But, if any gal might
Pick a little fight,
I'll make a guarantee
They won't just face me
They'll face my wife
The scary Hillary!
Bill Clinton!

To the tune of 'I'm a little tea pot'

I'm Barack 0bama there's no doubt,
My birth place you'll not know about,
I need a teleprompter to preach and shout,
Tip me over and no brains fall out

I'm just getting warmed up.

Well dang & dagnabbit. LOST my first try. Hope I can remember it all!

Here're a couple of ditties.

(To the tune of "London Bridge Is Falling Down")

THE GOLDEN-TONGUED ONE

Teleprompter's broken down,
Broken Down, broken down!
Teleprompter's broken down!
Poor Obama!

Opens mouth, he tries to speak,
Tries to speak, tries to speak!
Opens mouth, he tries to speak!
Poor Obama!

Crowd is waiting, breathless, still,
Breathless, still, breathless, still...
Poor Obama!

Beads of sweat show up on brow,
Up on brow, up on brow!
Beads of sweat show up on brow!
Poor Obama!

Words won't come, but still he tries,
Still he tries, still he tries.
Words won't come, but still he tries...
Poor Obama!

Ladies, gents, I...uh, er, ah...
Hmm, um, uh...I'm here to say,
Ahem! I mean, that is (gulp!)(Whew!)...
Poor Obama!!

Another--if you have the stomach--break out your klezmers & sing along to the tune of "Hava Negila"...)


BASE DESIRES

Give us free health care!
Give us free health care!
Give us free health care!
Do it NOW!

We want more bailouts!
We want more bailouts!
We want more bailouts!
Do it now!

Heal the Earth--you are The One!
We know, you'll get it done!
While you're at it get world peace--
Bring the troops home!
Close down Guantanamo!
Do in Rush--we hate him so!
Hannity & Beck also!
You promised to!

Give us all that we demand!
Give us all that we demand!
Give us all that we demand!
Do it NOW!

Welp, that's it for now. Maybe I'll send more later (now stop that screaming!) if I have time. Hope somebody got a smile out of these.

Maggiepie
"WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?"

Wow! My 2nd BR today! THANK YOU!

Um...does this mean I win the $5? I thought I was up against some stiff competition, btw!

Anyway, thanks again--make my day why doncha?

Maggiepie
"Obama is an 'undocumented worker'"