If you could beat up any FICTIONAL character

HAHA what an awesome question. I've come across characters in books and movies that have utterly disgusted me so badly that I have nightmares about it for days and days afterwards. Ha. Have you seen the movie Four Brothers? Well, there's this VILLAIN-type gangster character who is just BRUTAL; his name is Victor Sweet - and he's just a b-word. You have to see the movie to know what I mean..But let's just say he gets whats coming to him!

I think Scarlett O'Hara needs a good slapping...

Willy Wonka could do with a whuppin' I reckon. He lives in amongst all that candy, yet he's as skinny as a rake? What kind of example does this set to our youth??? Oliver Twist getting a right kicking at the exact moment he says "Please Sir, I want some more!" could be an interesting scenario as well. (I would've immediately said Barney, but Jen has covered that wanker's demise already.)

I think I would lay a whooping on Barney. I have wanted a piece of his big purple rear for a longtime!

that revolting scrappy from scooby doo is going straight to the vet and not for anything nice. all the characters from jane austen are going somewhere unpleasant as are all that bunch from friends.

I must say that if only Hitler would be a fictional characters, I would beet him so hard. oopps, sorry, no real person, please. Anyway, I would like to beat up Doomsday as he killed my favorite superhero. I also want to beat-up Cayote, but I guess he deserves a little rest first before doing it.

Lets see...Barney, The tellie tubbies, yo gabba gabba, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS & HIS GAY A$$ SIDEKICK PATRIC... Then just to really piss off the religious fanatics - every freaking god!

jodilynn oh Elmo the purple monster dinosaur or whatever the hell he is supposed to be, the sappy voice, the I love'you,you love me, were as happy as can be, sickeningly' sweet, and so sappy the kids themselves get bored by him. So lets run him over, tear him up ,chop him into little pieces and then get that damned recording and run over it with a ten ton tractor then burn everything up yippe oh my I do feel happier already. lets kill Elmo.

LOL! You've just opened up a Pandora's Box! heehehe First, I'd beat up Harry Potter because he's so much of a Gary Stu character, it's sickening. Next, I'd beat up Lily and James Potter because they're way too perfect. How in the heck did James Potter end up as Head Boy when he never was a prefect and was in detention half of his life at Hogwarts? Last, I'd beat up and disembowel both Geoffrey Bledding and Martin Axtell from the book "Bledding Sorrow". Read the book and you'll find out why. They're disgusting, horrible characters.

Even though it's only a fictional character, I don't think I have it in me to hurt another physically. I'm squeamish at the sight of blood so how can I ever maul, emasculate or disembowel even a fictional character. And have I also told you that I have a very imaginative mind. So thinking about it can make me squeamish. But if you ask me what fictional character I hate so bad that I would wish all these on him/her then I would say the character played by Ali Larter in Obsessed. That character is so loathsome and despicable and delusional that you just want to break her face and make her stop talking. Watch her in Obsessed and you'll know what I mean.

Joker in Batman. He's annoying haha.