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 How do you gently introduce a reluctant panda to the art of panda spanking without traumatizing the panda for life?
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 dawnald (10346) | 3 months ago | Ah, thank you, I didn't want to scare the poor, furry little dear!:-) | |
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| dawnald (10346) | 3 months ago | so nuthin | |
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| dawnald (10346) | 3 months ago | That's cus you're happily married. Awwww.... | |
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| webeishere (12502) | 3 months ago |  I've heard Jane Goodall is not good with Pandas. They are constantly complaing of bruises and what not. Bwaaa Haaaa Haaaaa!
HAPPY POSTINGS FROM GRANDPA BOB!!~
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2.  Irishfrndly65 (7463) | 3 months ago |  Chocolate covered bamboo? My idea is better than James' who wants a catatonic panda? Not me! Hype him up on special chocolate brownies with bamboo chunks inside! I win!!! heeee
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| dawnald (10346) | 3 months ago | That would work better for me! I could sneak a little chocolate too! | |
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| dawnald (10346) | 3 months ago | pandatonic? | |
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| James72 (6971) | 3 months ago |  With a twist of lime thanks..... (and strain out the fur first too please)
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| dawnald (10346) | 3 months ago | but it tastes so much better with a little fur garnish on it... | |
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| dawnald (10346) | 3 months ago | p a t s I r i s h o n t h e h e a d...
got that James? | |
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| dawnald (10346) | 3 months ago | is that even possible? | |
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| James72 (6971) | 3 months ago | Fair point! It's probably best to stick with head patting for now. Rolling over might be a possibility too I guess, but personally I'd be reluctant to risk it. | |
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| James72 (6971) | 3 months ago | Oh! It was an honest mistake..... | |
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| Irishfrndly65 (7463) | 3 months ago | ;hands Dawn Power Puff pj's; YEA!! | |
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| dawnald (10346) | 3 months ago | stomps on chameleon tail and follows Irish... | |
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| James72 (6971) | 3 months ago | Oh, so we're onto Woman Power now?
* James waits patiently for the first hot flush to kill this tactic dead in its tracks too* | |
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| Irishfrndly65 (7463) | 3 months ago | ;high fives Dawm; LMBO...you tell him sistah!! heeee | |
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| dawnald (10346) | 3 months ago | Yeah:
flush - pushing the toilet lever, getting red in the face
flash - those hot things women get during mental pause, pulling top up and exposing boobies, light attached to camera
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3.  Chey1970 (688) | 3 months ago |  By strongly influencing them that it would be enjoyable? Sorta like husband and wife. Only kiddin'.
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| dawnald (10346) | 3 months ago | part of their mating ritual? | |
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| James72 (6971) | 3 months ago | It's a common male behavioural pattern in all species.....
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| Chey1970 (688) | 3 months ago | do you mean sorta like, 'bend over and take it'? | |
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| dawnald (10346) | 3 months ago | brings a new meaning to the expression "sticky fingers" | |
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| James72 (6971) | 3 months ago | Tell that to my friend Stumpy and see what happens..... | |
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| dawnald (10346) | 3 months ago | stinky is my OTHER discussion | |
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| 4. cynthiann (3171) | 3 months ago |  Give the panda rum and coconut water then hit him on the head with the coconut.
Alternantively, let him read my discuccions and then he will run to be spanked. Or run to the rum. Whatever
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| dawnald (10346) | 3 months ago | and I can sing "drinking rum and coca cola" while you're whacking him... | |
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| cynthiann (3171) | 3 months ago | I really think that is a good idea. Need to whack something today so why not a panda? | |
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| dawnald (10346) | 3 months ago | pity you can't whack a certain person (or people) instead... | |
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| 5. miamilady12 (152) | 3 months ago |  Alcohol! Whatever the reluctant panda likes best...
Margarita's, JD, Beer, Wine, whatever.
Alcohol usually does the trick for me;-)
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| cynthiann (3171) | 3 months ago | Valium? who's got the valium? could use one right now too! Don't waste in on a perky panda | |
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| dawnald (10346) | 3 months ago | I could use one too. Daughter crisis... | |
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| miamilady12 (152) | 3 months ago | How old is your daughter? I have a 17 year old (sigh). | |
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| dawnald (10346) | 3 months ago | 12 and very nervous about doing presentations... | |
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| miamilady12 (152) | 3 months ago | Twelve...oh boy! lol I'm just getting past that stage.
Presentations...that's a tough one. I used to hate those. Supposedly the more you do something the less your afraid of it. But telling a kid that doesn't always bring them much comfort. I guess it depends on the child.
I hope she does well.:-) | |
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| dawnald (10346) | 3 months ago | This is the first one at this age, two more to follow. Got any valium?:-) | |
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| miamilady12 (152) | 3 months ago | No valium, but I can get some tequila!:-) | |
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| dawnald (10346) | 3 months ago | da da da da da da da da da da da da da
Tequila...
humming.... | |
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| cynthiann (3171) | 3 months ago | All this to be wasted on a perky panda? Hit him on the head with a coconut and be done with it! I just want to whack someone today so why not a panda? Don't traumatise the panda? I am raumatised and I need the valium. forget the panda | |
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| dawnald (10346) | 3 months ago | have some valium, Cynthie.... | |
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| miamilady12 (152) | 3 months ago | James brings to mind a question...Is the reluctant panda male or female? Could make a hugs difference in how much coercion would be required. | |
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| cynthiann (3171) | 3 months ago | Drinks it thankfully without water: thank you dear friend. Let daughter practise in front of you first. 12 is an awkward age - they start to get fussy and then they will say that they don't like the way you dress or that you embarrass them in front of their friends etc.
I only took half of the Valium says she handing a half back. You need it Dawn. See I'm sharing!
If things get too bad then I will send yo some ganja tea. No I have not tasted it but it is rumoured to be very good for chest colds and I do know where to get some if ever you have a chest cold. Oh Lord we are back to Dawn's boobies!
The young lady at Burger King offered me some this morning when I went in for a coffee. Told me it would perk me up no end. I do not doubt her in the least! So do have contacts! | |
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| James72 (6971) | 3 months ago | It's difficult to say with any certainty without a TV and remote control being in the room at the same time. All in all though, hugs are only briefly effective and mnore times than not, you'll end up a panda hump toy. | |
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| dawnald (10346) | 3 months ago | Dawn swallows half valium. A whole one would knock me out anyway. And then what would the panda do? | |
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| cynthiann (3171) | 3 months ago | Phew! wipes sweaty brow with back of hand.
Thinks: I have really lost the plot. What was the discussion again? | |
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| cynthiann (3171) | 3 months ago | What would the panda do? The panda would grin and go limp! | |
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| dawnald (10346) | 3 months ago | what discussion? la la la la la... | |
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| cynthiann (3171) | 3 months ago | I don't remember who swalowed the valium? Me or the Panda. If the Pa | |
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| dawnald (10346) | 3 months ago | whoa, did the panda just yank on your typing hand? | |
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| cynthiann (3171) | 3 months ago | I don't know what happened. I was typing and then it disappeared. Must be the effect of the Valium I swallowed. I must be going limp - just like the panda | |
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| dawnald (10346) | 3 months ago | maybe we all just need a nap? | |
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| cynthiann (3171) | 3 months ago | Yep! I am gling now to buy some material to cover some cushions: Walks unsteadily to door. Walks back to fnd car keys. Can't find car keys. Oh yes, grins broadly, I left them in the car. | |
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 JodiLynn (533) | 3 months ago |  Can I eat that last valium in Dawns outstretched palm?
(she's sleeping, I don't wanna disturb her)
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7.  TheGreatWhiteBuffalo (1443) | 3 months ago |  I would say that you have to be very careful about your approach, sometimes you have to just go for it and other times you find that maybe you don't need to be so assertive. But how do you know?
I would say that a life lesson is still required at one point and probably more effective at a younger age. The key is that the parents should be on the same page and they should be open and honest with each other. No discussion can be louder than the sound of silence and no peace can be secured if two people are at battle over differences of opinion.
Blessings only come in the midst of peace,
Be Blessed,
Sincerely,
Gary
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| dawnald (10346) | 3 months ago | Too serious sounding. Shall I send a panda to spank you? | |
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| dawnald (10346) | 3 months ago | Ah well if we're talking about my daughter, that is another thing entirely! | |
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| 8. jillhill (11840) | 3 months ago |  First you pick some fresh bamboo....then you entice the Panda to enter your inner circle of friends on the premise that there will be more bamboo coming their way....when you have won them over you let them have it! Then offer more bamboo when it's over....LOL
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| dawnald (10346) | 3 months ago | wow and you don't even need to dip it in chocolate? | |
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| dawnald (10346) | 3 months ago | confusing panda spanking with school presentations, no wonder I'm all mixed up... | |
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| dawnald (10346) | 3 months ago | you can also find them at:
www.profpandaspanker.org | |
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| dawnald (10346) | 3 months ago | your point? | |
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| 10. Hatley (21866) | 3 months ago | | |
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