reluctant panda

Feed leaves; any herbivorous foods and whatnot.. A panda is not easily traumatized for life... and that's why you see the lovely eyes. Too much late nights, huh...

Valium..... If this is still somewhat ineffective, I hear Jane Goodall has extended her expertise outside of chimpanzee's these days and is moonlighting as a Panda Therapist.

i would say ignore it,its bound to get curious after a time.

promise cookies? it's a thought..

First you pick some fresh bamboo....then you entice the Panda to enter your inner circle of friends on the premise that there will be more bamboo coming their way....when you have won them over you let them have it! Then offer more bamboo when it's over....LOL

I am thinking very slowly and maybe a day at the spa to relax said panda.

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I would say that you have to be very careful about your approach, sometimes you have to just go for it and other times you find that maybe you don't need to be so assertive. But how do you know? I would say that a life lesson is still required at one point and probably more effective at a younger age. The key is that the parents should be on the same page and they should be open and honest with each other. No discussion can be louder than the sound of silence and no peace can be secured if two people are at battle over differences of opinion. Blessings only come in the midst of peace, Be Blessed, Sincerely, Gary

By strongly influencing them that it would be enjoyable? Sorta like husband and wife. Only kiddin'.

Give the panda rum and coconut water then hit him on the head with the coconut. Alternantively, let him read my discuccions and then he will run to be spanked. Or run to the rum. Whatever

Even if we tried, the only trauma that Panda Spanking causes is on the funny bones. So go ahead and spank, the Panda will love it.

Might I suggest some skimpy lingerie on YOU, a cold bottle of champagne, and some smokable delights in addition to your basic art of seduction ? me? you had me at VALIUM

Pandas like to be spanked, so if you spank yourself first (very gently) he'll be jealous and will beg and plead with you to spank him, so don't worry. Or you could always offer it a spanking loyalty card, because pandas are also very acquisitive. Promise it double points for the first 10 spankings and the panda will be yours for the spanking.

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I don't know. Let me know when you find the answer to your question. I think it will be an interesting answer.

hi dawnald well I am not just sure what all panda spanking is,but gently I like that sound, and maybe an offering of chocolate that would untraumatize me I know.but I like Pandas so why spank one? Confused here. holds head.