reluctant panda

Ah, thank you, I didn't want to scare the poor, furry little dear!:-)

Wanker!;runs;

Do Americans talking Brit speak sound silly?

No sillier than the sound of an American trying to make sense!

you hold him down, Irish, and I'll stuff the valium down his throat...

I do..yea! So?

so nuthin

ALL roads eventually lead to nuthin' with you two.....

That's cus you're happily married. Awwww....

It's great living life that's ultimately described with an oxymoron!

lol

I've heard Jane Goodall is not good with Pandas. They are constantly complaing of bruises and what not. Bwaaa Haaaa Haaaaa!
HAPPY POSTINGS FROM GRANDPA BOB!!~

Jane not-so-Goodall?

extension space

lol

That would work better for me! I could sneak a little chocolate too!

Yip!

Catatonic??? You need to change Valium Dealers Irish!

pandatonic?

With a twist of lime thanks..... (and strain out the fur first too please)

but it tastes so much better with a little fur garnish on it...

Are you on friggin' typing steroids tonight or something??? Yes, I guess the panda fur could be woven into a little umbrella.

sorry James I forgot I need to slow down for you

Yep, that's it Dawn..... Us dumbasses need love and understanding, not challenges! It's just a shame we can't type in pictures. The things I could talk to you about if we could!!!

s-l-o-w....................

Holy crap Irish, I think this is the first four letter word you've ever managed to phonetically spell correctly! I always KNEW you had it in ya!

p a t s I r i s h o n t h e h e a d...

got that James?

Yep, got it! What's next then, house training?

is that even possible?

Fair point! It's probably best to stick with head patting for now. Rolling over might be a possibility too I guess, but personally I'd be reluctant to risk it.

I wasn't talking about Irish here.

Oh! It was an honest mistake.....

GIRL POWER!!!!!!!!!!!@ jimmy

;hands Dawn Power Puff pj's; YEA!!

Girl Power??? OK, this'll be a short-lived moment then. Power away!

;stomps jimmy; WOMAN POWER!!

stomps on chameleon tail and follows Irish...

Oh, so we're onto Woman Power now?

* James waits patiently for the first hot flush to kill this tactic dead in its tracks too*

That's "hot FLASH" ditzoid...

;high fives Dawm; LMBO...you tell him sistah!! heeee

I did!!! Did he run off?

They're called "flushes" in my country, so THERE! You 'Mericans talk funny.

huh uh you upside down people talk funny

flush is done in the bathroom....just sayin........

Yeah:

flush - pushing the toilet lever, getting red in the face
flash - those hot things women get during mental pause, pulling top up and exposing boobies, light attached to camera

This lesson in 'merican speak brought to you by...

Sounds more tempting than begging and whining!

Yes, but if you teach the panda to not beg or whine anymore, he'll never get laid!

part of their mating ritual?

It's a common male behavioural pattern in all species.....

do you mean sorta like, 'bend over and take it'?

lmao

Not quite Chey, we refer to comments like that as "foreplay".

Chey got me... I shot frozen yogurt parfait on my keyboard

Yogurt parfait? Oooooooooh YA HOITY TOIT!

brings a new meaning to the expression "sticky fingers"

Tell that to my friend Stumpy and see what happens.....

sticky stumps?

sticky is always better than STINKY, I always say!

stinky is my OTHER discussion

yeah, but it all ties in.....

and I can sing "drinking rum and coca cola" while you're whacking him...

I really think that is a good idea. Need to whack something today so why not a panda?

pity you can't whack a certain person (or people) instead...

easier to get hold of than Valium too!

Valium? who's got the valium? could use one right now too! Don't waste in on a perky panda

I could use one too. Daughter crisis...

How old is your daughter? I have a 17 year old (sigh).

12 and very nervous about doing presentations...

Twelve...oh boy! lol I'm just getting past that stage.
Presentations...that's a tough one. I used to hate those. Supposedly the more you do something the less your afraid of it. But telling a kid that doesn't always bring them much comfort. I guess it depends on the child.
I hope she does well.:-)

This is the first one at this age, two more to follow. Got any valium?:-)

No valium, but I can get some tequila!:-)

da da da da da da da da da da da da da
Tequila...
humming....

You had ME the second I heard a heartbeat!

All this to be wasted on a perky panda? Hit him on the head with a coconut and be done with it! I just want to whack someone today so why not a panda? Don't traumatise the panda? I am raumatised and I need the valium. forget the panda

have some valium, Cynthie....

James brings to mind a question...Is the reluctant panda male or female? Could make a hugs difference in how much coercion would be required.

excellent point!

Drinks it thankfully without water: thank you dear friend. Let daughter practise in front of you first. 12 is an awkward age - they start to get fussy and then they will say that they don't like the way you dress or that you embarrass them in front of their friends etc.

I only took half of the Valium says she handing a half back. You need it Dawn. See I'm sharing!

If things get too bad then I will send yo some ganja tea. No I have not tasted it but it is rumoured to be very good for chest colds and I do know where to get some if ever you have a chest cold. Oh Lord we are back to Dawn's boobies!

The young lady at Burger King offered me some this morning when I went in for a coffee. Told me it would perk me up no end. I do not doubt her in the least! So do have contacts!

It's difficult to say with any certainty without a TV and remote control being in the room at the same time. All in all though, hugs are only briefly effective and mnore times than not, you'll end up a panda hump toy.

WAIT A MINUTE!!!

She get GANJA at the BURGER KING?

Where do you live? I must visit!

No, You do not buy it at Burger King. The young lady who works there - I have known her for a dozen years or more. Her GM makes ganja tea and she offered to get me some from her GM to clear my chest as I have a bad cold. Please do not get me into trouble with Burger King - I have enough trouble already as I am the one who want the valium that was offered to the panda. Okay!

Dawn swallows half valium. A whole one would knock me out anyway. And then what would the panda do?

Phew! wipes sweaty brow with back of hand.
Thinks: I have really lost the plot. What was the discussion again?

What would the panda do? The panda would grin and go limp!

what discussion? la la la la la...

I don't remember who swalowed the valium? Me or the Panda. If the Pa

whoa, did the panda just yank on your typing hand?

I don't know what happened. I was typing and then it disappeared. Must be the effect of the Valium I swallowed. I must be going limp - just like the panda

maybe we all just need a nap?

Yep! I am gling now to buy some material to cover some cushions: Walks unsteadily to door. Walks back to fnd car keys. Can't find car keys. Oh yes, grins broadly, I left them in the car.

Can I eat that last valium in Dawns outstretched palm?
(she's sleeping, I don't wanna disturb her)

s'all yours.

Of course yo can JodiLynn. and if you ever get a cold on your chest then you know who to contact. Now don't and wake Dawn up!

huh?

Too serious sounding. Shall I send a panda to spank you?

The first was the voice of reason to the discussion the second is to encourage one to speak and don't give up that right to speak, because if we don't learn to speak up we will get throttled with abuse and become the victim of a dastardly scheme...

I have a lot of experience of being oppressed, now it it time to be more assertive, tell her not to let the little brats she goes to school with to control her right to speak...

This is a go for it post...

Yep...:)

Ah well if we're talking about my daughter, that is another thing entirely!

wow and you don't even need to dip it in chocolate?

There ya go... Send some treats along, have her hand out candy then speak when everybody is busy chewing... I think that is a great idea, right in time and in line with the season... Heeheeheheee

confusing panda spanking with school presentations, no wonder I'm all mixed up...

you can also find them at:

www.profpandaspanker.org

I called that number and all I heard was heavy breathing and giggling.....

your point?

apparently they like being spanks, but I ran into one that had spanking anxiety and I'm trying to help the poor thing get past it!