Fancy some of my elk salami?
@Sandra1952 (6047)
Spain
November 20, 2009 4:09am CST
Inspired by a fellow member's discovery of the joys of shearing a pygora goat, which was actually a title on Helium, I decided to explore the weird and wonderful titles myself. This morning, when I logged into 'My Helium,' one of the titles that came up in 'writers needed,' was 'Home made elk salami.'
I live in Spain, and elks are about as rare as rocking horse sh*t on the Costa Blanca, so I passed on that one. What weird and wonderful titles have you come across on Helium? Did you write to them? Was it fun doing the research, or just mind-numbingly boring? Do tell!
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@jb78000 (15139)
•
20 Nov 09
is helium a ghost writing site? i've only ever done one article for one of these sites and there is no way i am going to do research on something boring when apparently they take absolutely ages to sell. knock off some burble on something you know about is the way forward. although who is making spiced sausages regularly from moose roadkill is a bit of a mystery.
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@Sandra1952 (6047)
• Spain
20 Nov 09
Hello, Judith. Helium is actually an excellent site to write for, with plenty of choice of familiar things to burble about. I can always find something interesting there, and you get paid on page views and ratings,so while you won't earn enough to displace JK Rowling as the top selling author, it's a handy residual income.
The other day, a Helium member researched an article about goat shearing for the Marketplace, which pays well for some subjects, and she posted a discussion about it, so it got me looking for other weird titles.
I stick to the old adage of 'burble about what you know' usually, although I did once write 10 articles on corporate giveaways - pens, mugs, etc - for which I got paid $50. The research was really boring though, so I wouldn't do it again unless the pay was really good.
I don't know why anyone would want to make their own roadkill salami either, when they can nip out to LIDL and buy it for next to nothing.
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@mommaj (23112)
• United States
20 Nov 09
I have found some titles about different subjects that I find aren't "real". For example, there was one title about what a farmer would need in his first aid kit for cows. Farmers don't carry first aid kits around for their cows. But, hey I could be wrong. I just know none of the farmers I know ever did.
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@Sandra1952 (6047)
• Spain
21 Nov 09
First aid kits for cows, eh? You'd need a big plaster for that! Opalina, thanks for the extra information.
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@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
20 Nov 09
Hello Sandra, I know not a jot about Helium so you can enlighten me my dear. Can you write things in one box for instance or does it involve complicated computer moves would be my first concern.
Actually I could research and write about almost any subject as long as it wasn't deathly boring which completely rules out anything to do with computers or email.
It sounds like they give you a subject to write on with a bit of research, how much were they paying for how long an article on home made elk salami, a doddle I would believe though personally I think it would be better in a pate.

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@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
21 Nov 09
Can you pm me Sandra the sort of money I'd get for an article on getting rid of fire ants as upfront payment. I'll prob sign up when I get back later but I get so confused with all the technical bits. You make it sound like there is a box I can just type it into though which is a plus. 

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@Sandra1952 (6047)
• Spain
21 Nov 09
Hello, Thea. Helium is actually an article writing site, with lots of channels for different subjects, so the possibilities are endless. When I write an article for them, I tend to write it in Word and then paste into the writing box, as early in my dealings with Helium, I lost a few articles during the upload and had to rewrite them.
If you have a writing star, you get paid a small upfront payment for each article, but revenue is mainly from page views. Once posted, the article keeps earning, and Helium also allows you to post your articles on other websites, giving you the chance to earn twice from the same article.
Today, they're featuring articles on getting rid of bedbugs and fire ants, so you can literally write about anything and everything on Helium.
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@AnythngArt (3302)
• United States
20 Nov 09
Well, it may not be as strange as elk salami, but I was checking out the empty Christmas titles, and one was an article on how the Church of England celebrates Christmas. I didn't realize it was so different than any other Christian religion. And why would someone want to know about that specifically?
I usually spot the strange ones when I am looking up something else. I guess that elk salami is probably mainstream to a hunter in Minnesota or Michigan (and maybe even my own state of Illinois?). Maybe it's a Sarah Palin best recipe? Who knows who reads these articles?
You could probably make a career out of writing the arcane if it didn't take so much research time!






@Sandra1952 (6047)
• Spain
21 Nov 09
Hello, Art. I didn't realise the Church of England differed either. Love that about a Sarah Palin special. I don't know who thinks these titles up sometimes, but I suppose with a site with so many channels as Helium, it becomes difficult not to repeat titles.
I don't mind doing a little research for articles, in fact I think it's essential unless you're an expert on the subject, but I don't usually research a subject from scratch just to get the empty title bonus. I'd rather be spending the time writing.
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@AnythngArt (3302)
• United States
21 Nov 09
I don't mind the research if it's on a topic I am interested in (like art history), but otherwise, I hate to spend too much time researching something about which I could care less. Sometimes my curiosity gets peaked by strange topics, but not too often.






@Sandra1952 (6047)
• Spain
22 Nov 09
Hello, Dawn. I think you'd find plenty to interest you on there, and a lot of MyLot members are also Helium members. I like to write at least one or two articles a week, and I get a lot of ideas from the discussions here, so MyLot and Helium complement each other quite well, I find.





