christmas (tat) number one - those useless trees
By jb78000
@jb78000 (15139)
November 30, 2009 11:47am CST
ok, there are certain good points to christmas, spending time with family, saying goodbye to this family two days later, children have fun, charities get a little extra money. however the tat factor grows each year so i am beginning a sadly huge series of discussions on yuletide rubbish (each has a song to go with it to keep up the lame number theme
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buy a tree, stick shiny things on it, throw it out, spend the next 6 months removing pine needles from the carpet. wasteful, irritating, extra work. yep, there should be an alternative to these monstrosities. so far i have thought of sticking shiny things on a random houseplant, buying a tree that you intend to actually plant out later (a small fruit tree might be nice), stealing a bit of tinsel from the town decorations and wrapping it around the nearest lampost thus making this your tree. any other ideas?
and here is the song for trees: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEAtpuZJtu4
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buy a tree, stick shiny things on it, throw it out, spend the next 6 months removing pine needles from the carpet. wasteful, irritating, extra work. yep, there should be an alternative to these monstrosities. so far i have thought of sticking shiny things on a random houseplant, buying a tree that you intend to actually plant out later (a small fruit tree might be nice), stealing a bit of tinsel from the town decorations and wrapping it around the nearest lampost thus making this your tree. any other ideas?
and here is the song for trees: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEAtpuZJtu42 people like this
9 responses
@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
30 Nov 09
tat?
If you buy a tree you can plant every year and soon you'll have a small forest, pine needles to rake up, fire hazard.... but still that makes more sense than cutting them down every year. Problem is, the kids really love the ritual. Maybe I'll become a grinch after they grow up and get a fake tree or not do one at all...
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@Hatley (163772)
• Garden Grove, California
30 Nov 09
hi jb we did just that when we had our own house, we bought a nice sized spruce in a big pot, used it for our christmas tree then planted it in our yard. we did this for five years so we
had a fir , a p ine, and three spruce trees in a nice big yard. time passed, we sold the house, went thru the usual thing with real trees and the pine needles and all. NOw I would love an apartment even with left o
ver pine needles and all. but they
just put up our Gold Crest artifical trees with lights just half way up so evidently theres a lot more decorating to be done. I was downstairs waiting for Adriana and brad but evidently they are not coming today for the singalong. adriana is an accomplished violinist and her husband plays along with his gitaur and they manage to play old favorites and new favorites and songs in between. lol well they well be here next Monday i am sure.

ver pine needles and all. but they
just put up our Gold Crest artifical trees with lights just half way up so evidently theres a lot more decorating to be done. I was downstairs waiting for Adriana and brad but evidently they are not coming today for the singalong. adriana is an accomplished violinist and her husband plays along with his gitaur and they manage to play old favorites and new favorites and songs in between. lol well they well be here next Monday i am sure.
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@celticeagle (189820)
• Boise, Idaho
2 Dec 09
We have done all of the above. For several years I couldn't afford a tree. Back when they were semi afforable. I decorated my Norwich Pine one year until my do went through and knocked it over and we had balls rollings everywhere. I have then found a plastic plaque of a pretty tree and put it up on the wall. Then we got a real tree for a couple of years. Now we just decorate the house and call it good. We decorate each bedroom (3) and most of the rooms excluding the bathrooms. Interesting graphics on the video.
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
30 Nov 09
I'm just hear to escape the madness of the politics section where they seem to think if you don't stick a lifesize jesus on the top of a real tree you'll be chucked out of heaven. All those politicos chopping all those trees down just to make a point about the right kind of baubles.
@RawBill1 (8531)
• Gold Coast, Australia
30 Nov 09
Most people here in Australia do not have real trees at Christmas time. We have plastic ones that last for years. My parents still have the same one that they bought when I was little, which probably would have been around 35 years ago and I have had mine for 10 years! This is much better than trees being farmed, just so that they can be cut down and and die in peoples living rooms!
The only mess that gets on the carpet from our fake trees is usually bits of tinsel which we just scoop up and put back in the box at the end when we pack it up! 

@RawBill1 (8531)
• Gold Coast, Australia
1 Dec 09
Those traditional real Christmas pine trees are not all that common around here! It is far too hot for them to survive long, they would probably be looking pretty crappy by Christmas day!
There was a couple of Christmas tree farms near where I grew up in the south of Australia where it is cooler, but I now live in a warmer climate and there is nothing like that here!

@wmraul (2552)
• Bucharest, Romania
30 Nov 09
Christamas time is now-a-days more a commercial opportunity than anything else.
For me, except when I was very young, christmas tree was more a trendy thing than a necessity .. Is a symbol.
No need to spend next 6 months looking for pine needles on your carpet. Put the three outside of house .. Or buy a plastic one, parts of it can have different usage dirring the rest of year ... find a big wallpaper with a nice christams tree and put it on the wall .. remove it and save it for next year after the season ..


@cloudwatcher (6861)
• Australia
30 Nov 09
Well jb I shudder at the commercialisation of Christmas, but I DO celebrate it in recognition of the coming of my Saviour, even though I know the day isn't the right one.
Those useless trees. Some plastic ones don't look too bad, but I prefer a real one that can be planted later. For the last number of years we have spent Christmas with family. My son and his wife and their two little girls make a BIG thing of Christmas. They have a large real tree in a tub and it is planted after Christmas. A green sheet is spread around the tree to catch and confine the needles. The family enjoys a VERY happy time together decorating the tree, with the girls deciding what goes where. A massive array of gifts from relatives around the world are placed under the tree.
The delight of those two little girls and the family love and fun around the tree is a joy to watch and have a part in. It is a highlight of the year.
The other boys have older children but the same type of thing happens in their homes. The tree, the decorations, the lights and the whole atmosphere add to the enjoyment of being together.
While I haven't put up a tree for many, many years, I would have to conclude that while it might be conceived as a waste in some ways, it is less of a waste than many other things are throughout the year, and pays tremendous dividends for happy families, especially ones with small children.
@jb78000 (15139)
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1 Dec 09
i am scared of the plastic ones. they are definitely sinister. actually when i was little the tree we had was a fake one, sort of made of tinsel (it shed tinsel onto the carpets rather than needles), not sinister at all that one and i seem to remember we liked hanging up all the shiny things on it. this tree still exists although it went into hiding round about the time the youngest of my siblings became about 11. i think my sister has it now, she is still very fond of things like that.
@xfahctor (14113)
• Lancaster, New Hampshire
30 Nov 09
Well, in true "redneck" fashion, I do in fact leave my christmas lights on my porch year long, so I won't count them.
I had considered (if I ever owned my own home) of putting a hole in the foor in one corner, and planting a small pine tree in it to remain up permanently. Could go with a fake tree but they're just plain vile and my daughter would never allow it anyway.
Can't watch the video right now, my lady is watchin tv and I don't want to disturb her, will check it out later. I will counter with a song though....for your amusment and because it fits the discussion and takes up text space.
"the 12 pains of christmas:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQNQVqR-X38
@jb78000 (15139)
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30 Nov 09
much as i like pulp i have to say the video in the link is pretty dire, you are not missing much. small shrub in a tub that you can stick outside is a possibility if you insist on having a tree - them plastic ones are indeed demonic, your daughter is quite right not let you get one.
@PeacefulWmn9 (10420)
• United States
30 Nov 09
But bunny, my favorite decoration IS the tree!! I have an smallish artificial one, so the things you've mentioned aren't an issue, and since I am in a big fat rush today, I won't have time to watch the video :D




i'd keep away from religion as well for a bit 






