My confession... have you nagged a friend to do something you didnt do yourself?  

Ooops! well, I'm sure he forgave you but now you'll have to take turns.

I am ashamed to say that this is the first year ever that i have not left a mince pie and a random tipple out for Santa. He didnt eat it last year so I guessed he must be filling up with cookies & rum and coke at your place. Last year, I forgot the carrots and, in the morning there was an extremely abusive note from Rudolf. I was quite shocked at what he called me - he even left a comment designed to stir the dog up for a bit of anarchy... tho' his hand(hoof) writing wasn't bad for a reindeer.
Santa knew that all you really wanted was a jigsaw puzzle so he's going to send Donner and Blitzen round to barge in and smash your best Ming dynasty vase... so that you have something to piece together

O but the reindeer on the cliff behind me won't allow that! nono.. this territory is claimed already by mountain reindeer and these are quite territorial. So Donnie and Marieblitz shall do no such thing as smashing any ming vase or I will be putting THEM together..They called you a what?? a b'well that does it I will also round up the reindeer to the east as that woods is full of them as well and the mountain to the north,, They are the strong wild ones and they won't stand for anyone beviling their favourite women folk!!
No dear Wizzy, He wasn't here, I swear.. I would have hear all the dogs and the deer and the antelope play here home home on the range.. large coke with strong rum and orange rinds in hand over my left heart, I swear!!

Orange rinds in your hand? Did you get kicked in the head by the reindeer or something? It's LEMON with rum and coke! And I can't believe that Santa never came to you - unless he saw your bruised behind through the window and that traumatised him so much he couldn't face entering the house.

AND orange rinds, it was supposed to be.. It’s my Swenglish !!

Noo, it was never a reindeer, but a horse,.. now off to the topic of greatest interest: Why on earth would you steal the innocent pure lemon from the precious fish when you can hold the great round erotic-textured orange in your hand?? It is a a very good, hmm feeling. And, to cut a few slices and introduce then into a tall rim glass with virgin rum with a dash of coke??? GRRRRRR

Santa?? nope.. not this year! Apparently my daughter sent something but it never arrived..

Well, here's a wooden jigsaw for you to make up for Santa's no-show

YES YES!! I love it, I talked to you under that picture! I soo love it and what a wonderful piece to put togehter THANKYOU FOREVER for sharing this foto!xo

Thankyou ever ever soo very much for your lovely award. I wish to thank YOU and especially YOU and also YOU, for voting for me and I accept this on behalf of the penguin and the monkey, oh.. and yes, the wellies who couldn't be with us tonight. Because of you I have learned what truly mean things one can do with boiling water and the effects on snow by moonlighting sun moths.

O yes, and how to have fun here with YOU! hugs my friend, You are indeed special!

Exactly... we only give these people the benefit of our advice to help them dont we?

Aren't you glad she nagged you?
I've been wanting to do a BA for years but I need to win the lottery to fund it.

Nah... let it stay where it is... I've had enough of everyone telling me how to run my life

Hehe, well mine is still outside, but then we don't have snow here...