What is the weirdest thing you have ever had stolen?

Its a secret, shhhh don't tell anyone, I have a certain reputation to uphold. LOL My hubby had bought me as a joke a green french tickler, we called it the green weinie. It came up missing, we have no idea what happened to it. Yes it was something that we could laugh about.

This is a good question and it is one I can actually answer because I actually have had something stolen from me,as I have mentioned several times to you I work at Wal Mart,and when it was cold outside I would wear my fathers ski mask to keep my face out of the cold air,well one day it was warmer so I took it off and put it in the buggy on the mule we use to push the carts,and I had a lot of carryouts that day and I went to lunch,and when I can back the ski mask had been stolen out of the buggy, I am glad it did not have my name in it,someone could have used it to rob Wal Mart and then it would have come back to me lol,which would be luck,and I would not want to get blamed for robbing my own Wal Mart lol.

Hmmm... When you bring something home from the office, it tantamount to stealing. Well, I brought home a fax post-it. Yeah, that small strip of post-it that you attach to faxes that you send off. I forgot to return it, and eventually forget to return it when I left work. Thus, I stole it. hehehe.. It's pretty cheap, but since it's not mine, yeah, I stole it. So send me to jail. hahahaa... As for something that was stolen for me, a good story (a real story) that's funny in a way is when a friend of mine got out from her office. She was waiting for a taxi to come by when she felt as if her bag got lighter, when she turned, a man was holding on to her wallet shocked as they were face-to-face. She quickly said, "That's mine!", the man returned the wallet to her bag and ran! hahaha.. Another one, a different friend, we were in college then. As she was entering the school gate, the thief tried to steal her cellphone in her bag, only to have the tassle of the cellphone stuck to the zipper of the bag. As the tassle was freed she turned, the thief threw the cellphone back at her. hahaha.. Priceless.

This story happened many years ago when I was a child. I don't remember the things that happened, but my mother has told me the story. One day she had some old things that she wanted to throw away, and while she was carrying things from the house to the car, someone stole one of the bags that she had put on the ground close to the car. The thief must have been pretty disappointed when (s)he opened the bag, because it contained my dirty diapers!!

The strangest items Ive had stolen from me.... My purple lipstick - Seriously.. How many people wear it purple! My undergarments - Yeah, I don't wanna think about it... A photo of my friend's children - Freaks.... Love letters from an old boyfriend - Okay, someone was seriously bored\ My riding crop - Embarrassingly, when I sent my daughter's friend upstairs, she went to the wrong room, raided my belongings, plundered this, and snuck it outside. Recovered and I destroyed it. I don't think I wanted to explain this one to her parents, but at 9 years old, and my daughter being in the hallway, she should have listened when she was told which room was whose My pikachu stuffed animal - I guess someone thought it was cute or wanted to hold an epic battle with Squirtle. PI-KA-CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! I wasn't home when any of this stuff was stolen, except the riding crop and it went out the door right under my unsuspecting eyes!

Years ago someone broke in my apartment and stole a VCR, lucky one was not there. Anther time my A/C was broken but I was inside at the time and someone tried cut the screen to get in and as they did I took the broom after them as they creaked in, glad I am that they left.