Tip the pizza delivery boy  

A bus load of school girls on a picnic in England met with an accident and all went to heaven. The next day morning they were all waiting in line to enter the Pearly Gate. Father Saint Peter looked at the girls waving the cane and said “You are going to answer a question before you can enter.”
“Mary” he addressed the girl in front. “Have you ever come in contact with a man’s privates”. She got blushed and went red, but said meekly, “Father once I touched one with my finger tips”. “OK”, said Saint Peter, “Dip your finger in that holy water and go in.”
He asked the second girl, “Sandy, have you ever touched a man’s privates”. She too got blushed but said, “Yes father, once I took my boy friend’s thing in my hand”. “OK” said father Saint Peter. “Wash your hand in that holy water and go in.”
Suddenly there was a commotion in the line and the girl at the end came rushing through the line. “What seems to be the rush Lisa” Saint Peter asked. “No father I want to wash my mouth with that holy water before Jenifer sticks her derriere in it.”

He that's okay. Pretty funny.

All Night Duty

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. Just then, his wife sleepily sat up and said, "Mike, dearest, would you go down to the all-night drug store on the next block and get me some aspirin? I've got a splitting headache."

"Certainly, honey," he said, and feeling his way across the dark room, he got dressed and walked over to the drug store.

As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, "Say," said the druggist, "I know you - aren't you a policeman? Officer Fenwick, right?"

"Yeah, so?" said the officer.

"Well what the heck are you doing all dressed like the Fire Chief?"

Who said that ?

It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.
The teacher greeted the class and said, "Let`s begin by reviewing some American history. Who said, "Give me Liberty, or give me death?"
She saw only a sea of blank faces, except for that of Toshiba, who had his hand up, "Patrick Henry, 1775," said the boy.
"Now," said the teacher, "Who said `Government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth?"

Again, no response except from Toshiba, "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."
The teacher snapped at the class, "You should be ashamed. Toshiba, who is new to our country, knows more about it than you do."
As she turned to write something on the blackboard, she heard a loud whisper, "Damned Japanese."
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Toshiba put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982," he said.
At that point, feeling completely disgusted by Toshiba`s classroom superiority, a student in the back sighed, "I`m gonna throw up."
Teacher says "Who said that?"
Again, Toshiba raises his hand and says, "George Bush to Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Well suck my ----!"
Once again, it`s Toshiba with the answer, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997."

I think it is just a rule to tip the pizza delivery person. I would'nt say they deserve a huge tip typically $3 if the total is $20.00
Maybe he is working for the wrong pizza place. Ya know Dominos cheep pizza my guess is mostly collage students and younger people who would not have the money to tip ? Just a guess I was a collage student once and all my spare cash was spent on beer.

lol :) usually we giving 10% to the pizza guy, and not only to pizzas, also in restaurants, coffee shops, bars and etc.