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Deborah-Diane @DeborahDiane (40850) • Laguna Woods, California 16 Jan 19

Most of us do not think of snakes as very funny. However, when we lived in Texas, a neighbor who was an emergency room nurse told us a funny story about a patient who had been brought to her hospital because of a snake: Here's...

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Sometimes It Is Hard Not to Laugh at Your Kids!

Deborah-Diane @DeborahDiane (40850) • Laguna Woods, California 8 Apr 18

I'm sure we all have stories of times when our children were upset by something, but we had trouble not laughing. Here is one of my favorite stories: One of our goldfish died and our two young daughters decided to bury the fish...

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Do You Have a Campfire Criminal Story

staycyde @stacysdeadright (232) • United States 24 Mar 17

Hey anyone have any campfire criminal stories of themselves or someone you know from when you were younger? Would you like to share. [DISCLAIMER] Please nothing recent or unresolved, I don't want anyone getting in trouble.

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Giving Birth vs Getting Kicked in the Nuts

Sarcarizmo @_Koko_ (347) • United Kingdom 15 Jan 17

So me and my friends were just having laughs and giggles and somehow we got in a conversation about pain. So they compared labor with getting kicked in the nuts was really funny to me at the time still is. So one of the girls...

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When was your worst hungover?

Solongo Munkhbaatar @ko31024 (492) • Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia 29 Sep 16

When was your worst hungover? i think mine was at my last birthday from since then i decided to never drink alcohol again what about you share your funny stories guys :)

interesting discussion

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When Your Kids Embarrass You

Amber @AmbiePam (121065) • United States 23 Aug 16

My sister posted on Facebook today, asking for stories about people's children embarrassing them. I texted her, telling her I was ready for a funny story, and would love to hear what happened. She texted me back that when she...

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An Interesting Moment At Work Last Night

Richard @rbailey83 (1428) • Canada 27 Jun 16

I work as a call in custodian for a local church here in town for events outside of regular business hours. It's usually a really boring job, and I'm there mostly in case something happens, so I end up sitting in the office most...

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I Need your Help

DhelDama @delyaj30 (613) • Quezon City, Philippines 22 Oct 15

How's everyone? Since i am new here, i want to know what kind of post allowed here in mylot. Is this site allowed for funny stories, like jokes? Sometimes we also need some fun by reading a funny stories, right? Or perhaps...

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Funny story while learning a new language.

fatimaobien @fatimaobien (156) • Philippines 29 Apr 13

Learning language is not really that easy. One is prone to be the laughing stock by the people. Mandarin is a tonal language. Same sound with different tone would mean different meaning. Or add or remove a letter and you change...

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For Dog Owners: tell me your best/funniest dog story

RescueLady @bizness (866) • United States 27 Oct 12

I have so many to tell! I think one of the best is my miniature schnauzer, Nickie. He is the smartest dog I have ever owned! I have taught him so many tricks...and he learns very quickly, so I decided I was going to teach him...

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Who Cuts Their Own Hair?

cloudflix @cloudflix (112) • United States 14 Nov 11

I have always had a fascination with cutting my own hair. I have no formal training, but ever since I turned 18, I have not been to a salon. Once I had a friend cut it for me when I was 19, but since then, I've cut it myself....

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Absurd People

Amber @AmbiePam (121065) • United States 22 Jul 10

This was a couple of years ago, and just thinking about it now, I shake my head. My uncle, one of my father's brothers, had a heart attack. Instead of calling 911, my aunt thought it would be better to take him to the fire...

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My Poor Broken Car

mapi1234581825 @mapi1234581825 (19) • China 26 Jun 10

This morning, I found my car was seriously damaged in the parking lot. The windows were broken into pieces and the body of the car was distorted. When I was very angry, a piece of paper under the wheel caught my eyes. It said that...

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Pregnant Woman on a Bus

mapi1234581825 @mapi1234581825 (19) • China 26 Jun 10

A pregnant woman complained to me that no body had offered seat for her on the bus. Several strong young men seating nearby just ignored her. Perhaps it`s not these guys` fault. Offering seat to a pregnant woman may cause...

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Pingpong Boob

artsyfartsygypsy @artsyfartsygypsy (755) • Canada 4 Apr 10

In my family (of my sister, mom and me) I have the boobs of the family, My sister has bigger boobs than my mother, however not the biggest out there. So opne day we were all ust fooling around and somehow a pingpong ball got put...

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What are some of the funniest things you child or grandchild ever said or did?

a_motherstouch @a_motherstouch (176) • United States 16 Sep 09

Hi fellow myLotters, just wondering if any of you have a funny story to tell about your children or grand children. I have many of them, my youngest daughter at the age of 5 refused to EVER get a Job here is why: My oldest...

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Funny Camping Stories?

Saulrelative @Saulrelative (63) • United States 14 Aug 09

Hey guys it's ,me Saul Relative. I was just wondering if you had any interesting camping stories to share. I just got back from summer camp, so I can't post mine now, but hopefully I can later. Happy postin'!

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Do you like your job?

emcktrevor @emcktrevor (47) • United States 18 Jul 09

Currently I'm at work, so I suppose this is relevant, haha. My question to you is how many of you out there actually like their job? And to make the discussion a little more fun, what's one of the worst jobs you've ever had?

fmylife.com, are the stories real?

emcktrevor @emcktrevor (47) • United States 17 Jul 09

Sometimes while on fmylife.com I find the stories just too funny to believe, but these things have to happen to somebody right? Do you think people go out of their way to lie on fmylife.com? What would they even get out of that?...

What's your FML?

emcktrevor @emcktrevor (47) • United States 17 Jul 09

For those of you who don't know, Fmylife.com is the most amazing site on the internet. Think about the things in life that happen to you that are just plain screwed up, and now imagine posting it on the web. It's great, it's...

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