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Clean Blonde Joke... HAD to share this one!

zeloguy @zeloguy (4911) • United States 17 Jul 08

Someone sent this to me and I thought this is the perfect time of the year (and the perfect year) for the joke... Did you hear about the Blonde that won an Olympic Gold Medal? She was so proud of it she had it "Bronzed."Heh it...

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Emergency Flashers

blackbriar @blackbriar (9075) • United States 25 Jun 08

I got this in my email a few minutes ago and just bout peed my pants laughing so hard at the obvious. When Cardboard Men Come In Handy A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The blonde driver eases it over onto...

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Three woman to be executed dead

retrotulip @retrotulip (134) • Indonesia 13 Nov 07

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts,...

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Blonde Joke

nicolecab @nicolecab (923) • United States 23 May 07

Ok I am a blonde and mom just sent me this joke via email. I got a good laugh out of this one and thought I would share it with you ready here it goes:A Blonde gets a flat on the interstate on day so she eases it over onto the...

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You got Mail! >>>>Funny Joke

tammyr @tammyr (5945) • Etowah, Tennessee 30 Apr 07

I rarely start joke threads and do not want copy/paste jokes as responses, but feel free to discuss or respond to this. A man was in his yard doing yard work when his young blond neighbor came out, walked to her mailbox and...

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Spiritual Blonde

Chryssi @Chryssi (828) • United States 25 Apr 07

~One of my friends used to tease me endlessly over being blonde. She always sent me blonde jokes. This is one of them.~ ~A blonde finds herself in dire straits. Her business has gone bust, and she's in serious financial debt....

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Pretty good blonde joke.

jchampany @jchampany (1130) • United States 20 Apr 07

T.G.I.F. vs. S.H.I.T A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, 'T-G-I-F.' He smiled at her and replied, 'S-H-I-T.' She looked puzzled, and...

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This blonde is sizzling...hehhehe.

margieanneart @margieanneart (26423) • United States 12 Apr 07

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the...

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Learn to ride a horse---blonde joke

alen0224 @alen0224 (527) • China 28 Mar 07

A blonde decides to learn horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse srings into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace,...

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Q&A about blonde---joke

alen0224 @alen0224 (527) • China 28 Mar 07

Q:How do you plant dope? A:Bury a blonde. Q:How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A:Wave to her. Q:How do you get a blonde's eyes to twinkle? A:Shine a torch in her ears. Q:How do you make a blonde's eyes...

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Cell Phones

hookfan @hookfan (447) 16 Mar 07

We went to see a movie the other night and I sat in the aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier. Just as the main feature was about to start, a blonde got up from the centre of the row and starting working her...

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Very Funny Blonde Joke!

crsoccerplayer6 @crsoccerplayer6 (96) • United States 18 Feb 07

I was searching the web and I came across a great joke and decided to give you a good laugh. So Enjoy! A blonde, wanting to earn some money,decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy...

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Blonde joke

leezamaries @leezamaries (241) • United States 4 Feb 07

A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at...

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What is your best (clean) blonde joke?

zeloguy @zeloguy (4911) • United States 16 Jan 07

My best joke... Two blondes walk into a bar... you would have thought one would have ducked.

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Blonde Genies!

firelight @firelight (1858) • Australia 14 Jan 07

A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes...

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Blonde Jokes

dontataru @dontataru (244) • Romania 9 Jan 07

Blonde Car Accident One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the...

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Blonde Brandi is so stupid

charlieb1979 @charlieb1979 (392) • United States 5 Jan 07

her boyfriend bragged about posting on mylot and asked if she thought he could break her record....so she went to his stereo and got his autographed copy of Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon and broke it!!! her boyfriend said...

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How To Get A Kid To Learn Math!

ichigo111 @ichigo111 (491) • Canada 25 Dec 06

Learning Math A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school. After the first day of school, their son comes racing into the...

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The Boss Who Called His Employee... And Got An Expected Surprise!

ichigo111 @ichigo111 (491) • Canada 25 Dec 06

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?" Feeling put out...

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jmusser @jmusser (177) • United States 25 Oct 06

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down from the ceiling and...

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