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Such a Cheesy Show, But the Scenes are Funny

Jim Bauer @porwest (112864) • United States 13 Oct 24

Chuck Norris was always a great black belt kind of a guy, but really if I get down to it, I must admit he was a horrible actor. I still enjoy watching him though. Watching Walker, Texas Ranger, it's a pretty cheesy show and I...

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Just to be clear Chuck Norris did not riot.

Michele @Aquitaine24 (12000) • San Jose, California 13 Jan 21

There has been photos of a man resembling actor Chuck Norris at the riot. That man was not him. Chuck Norris was at home,and the man in the picture had the wrong eye color. Norris had endorse Trump before. However, he doesn’t...

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March 10, 2020 - What happened that day?

LindaOH @LindaOHio (222624) • United States 10 Mar 20

International Day of Awesomeness International Bagpipe Day 1876 - The first successful test of a telephone is made by Alexander Graham Bell. 2000 - The Nasdaq Composite stock market index peaked at 5132.52, signaling the...

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Did You Know: Celebrities who served

Bensen32 @Bensen32 (28658) • United States 21 Jul 19

A few days ago I said I would be putting up some post about celebrities who served in the military I put up a hint on the two I would cover next. The movie bad azz and the guitar god. Did you know who I was talking about? Chuck...

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I wonder why Chuck Norris has always been a joke?

najibdina29 @najibdina29 (1309) • Indonesia 27 Jan 11

There is a strange and funny jokes like "if jesus Walk through the water, Chuck Norris cans swim through the land" and many more other funny. Initially how ya till he became a joke?,I think it was him that was a movie star?

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Chuck Norris, why the status? :))

daydreamer2004007325 @daydreamer2004007325 (393) • Philippines 9 Nov 10

I've heard many jokes about Chuck Norris like, "Chuck Norris sold ebay to ebay on ebay" or "Chuck Norris always needs a new dentist, nobody puts Chuck Norris in pain and lives" and "Chuck Norris IS Luke's father". Does anyone know...

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who would win?

subzeroblu @subzeroblu (30) • Italy 6 Oct 10

If there was a fight to the death between Voldermort and Chuck Norris, who would win?

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Recursion in google ?

sam8pro @sam8pro (376) • India 5 Oct 10

Just wanted to share an interesting quirky feature of Google. Well google has lot of funny things incorporated in itself two of which i found out which i want to share. 1) If you are familiar with recursion as in recursion in...

This Guy Sold Ebay to Ebay on Ebay ROFL!

sunnycool @sunnycool (12714) • India 2 Oct 10

Chuck Norris ---- i have never heard of this guy until i stumbled upon the following phrases which somehow depict his unique attributes lol ---- Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by...

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Beat Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris Days Are Over!

beckslash @beckslash (91) • Romania 14 Feb 10

There were a lot of myths and jokes about Chuck Norris lately, but I think his days are over. I bet that with all his powers and skills he can't defeat 1 Million people. Do you have the guts to be one of the 1 Million people...

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Chuck Norris for 2012?

celticeagle @celticeagle (189917) • Boise, Idaho 3 Jan 10

After reading this article I have my doubts that Chuck Norris would ever be able to get past the smart remarks and jokes about his martial arts porous and his acting career....

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What do you think about when someone says "Chuck Norris?"

dust1234 @dust1234 (117) • United States 17 Sep 09

I think of him as a hero of some sorts, kicking butt in just about anyway possible. Also I love to tell his jokes because they are so random and something no human can possibly do. Like... Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris...

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Dirty Secret No. 2 in Obamacare

Lakota12 @Lakota12 (42600) • United States 18 Aug 09

This might should be in politics but to its about health care so am putting it here http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=33185

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Chuck Norris comes up with good things to write about!

Lakota12 @Lakota12 (42600) • United States 25 Jun 09

If ya like him you will like reading things he has to say . Here is another one he has wrote and I agree with him the IRS is to big for its britches http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=32416

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Chuck Norris!?

madb0mber77 @madb0mber77 (200) • United States 24 Jun 09

Have you heard about all those Chuck Norris jokes? If you have can you give an example or explain why you like or dislike Chuck Norris jokes.

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comment about this -- "Blame It On Global Warming"

Invasion U.S.A.

Lakota12 @Lakota12 (42600) • United States 8 Jan 09

not sure this is where to go with this one but I couldnt find the one I treallywanted am sure it will get to the right one soon. another eye opener from Chuck Norris http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=30155#continueA...

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Chuck Norris for President

sdavis1376 @sdavis1376 (47) • United States 21 Nov 08

I was at work today and someone asked me a questions. This was out of the blue and the funny thing is that I answered right away without thinking twice. They asked me if "Chuck Norris" ran for president would I vote for him? My...

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Let me tell you about my childhood hero...... Who's yours?

James72 @James72 (26790) • Australia 18 Nov 08

When I was a kid, I was obsessed with Chuck Norris! As far as I was concerned, her was a living, breathing death machine that could have kicked the backsides of an entire army if he chose to! There are a number of facts that I...

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A letter from Chuck Norris to Prez elect!

Lakota12 @Lakota12 (42600) • United States 14 Nov 08

This states about every thing we the PEople would like to see in our Goernment and has been lost thur the years http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=29447#continueA

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