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Monday is a good day to read a fortune cookie saying. Enjoy! 1. Rice is nice, but don't mix it with ice. 2. If you are the weak link, plan to patch it up with super glue. 3. The sky is falling in love with the sun. They'll...

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Fortune Cookie Sayings #37

Steve West @zebra2222 (5268) • United States 30 Apr 18

It's been awhile, but here is a new batch of fortune cookie sayings: Over weigh, out of shape, can make for a very hefty date. It is unwise to use an umbrella during a dust storm. If you tell your boss to take a hike, you might...

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Fortune Cookie Sayings #32

Steve West @zebra2222 (5268) • United States 6 Apr 18

Time for a little bit of fun. Open up a fortune cookie and see what's in store for you. 1. If you are running on empty, please don't fill yourself up with gas. 2. A body that is built like a rock doesn't mean a thing if your...

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Fortune Cookie Sayings $30

Steve West @zebra2222 (5268) • United States 20 Mar 18

Here is a new batch of fortune cookie sayings: 1. You'll never get cleaned in a tub of ice cream. 2. Beware of your dream date that starts getting hairy under a full moon. 3. A body that resembles a bread box will not bring...

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New Fortune Cookie Sayings #20

Steve West @zebra2222 (5268) • United States 6 Mar 18

Here are five new Chinese Fortune cookie sayings: It is not wise to give yourself a lift in a dump truck. Your romance is decisively receiving a thumbs down. Wearing alligators shoes can make you look real snappy. Twinkies are...

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Chinese Fortune Cookies #13

Steve West @zebra2222 (5268) • United States 2 Feb 18

Beakie the Crow would like to share his pearls of wisdom with you. Take a moment and enjoy the musings of Beakie. (1) Never suck your thumb while hitching for a ride. (2) If you build a tall wall, it will still not keep...

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Fortune Cookie Sayings from Beakie the Crow (#2)

Steve West @zebra2222 (5268) • United States 21 Oct 16

Do you enjoy reading fortune cookies? I like to write them. It's fun. Here are some fortune cookies from Vampires. Feel free to add to these. (1) Never offer a Vampire stake for dinner. (2) Don't fall in love with a...

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Fortune Cookies from a Vampire

Steve West @zebra2222 (5268) • United States 4 Oct 16

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Fortune cookies are the cookies that are made of floor,sugar,vanilla and sesame seed oil having a piece of paper,a fortune which has a message that can be a Chinese phrase,a saying or some numbers. The cookies are served as a...

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Fortune Cookies.

Shubhu @shubhu3 (36463) • New Delhi, India 24 May 16

In honor of Mother's Day, I have written five fortune cookie sayings from Mom. 1. Reduce the clutter says your Mother. 2. Homework must be first done before you can have any fun. 3. You need to make the tooth decay go away. 4....

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Fortune Cookies from Mom

Steve West @zebra2222 (5268) • United States 8 May 16

The clerk never gets enough credit for the work that he (or she) does. Here are some fortune cookie sayings in their honor: (1) File your failures under F. (2) File your successes under S. (3) Beware of duplications that...

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Fortune Cookies from a Clerk

Steve West @zebra2222 (5268) • United States 2 May 16

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Fortune Cookies from a Dentist

Steve West @zebra2222 (5268) • United States 20 Apr 16

In my latest feature concerning fortune cookies, we look at some fortunes from a dentist. (1) The song "Thriller of the Driller" is not destined to be a big hit. (2) Keep your teeth nice and bright and you shall surely see the...

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Do you enjoy eating fortune cookies? Do you prefer reading the fortune instead of eating the cookie? Here are five fortune cookies from a secretary. Tell me what you think. Make up one yourself. 1. You may be as busy as a...

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Fortune Cookies From a Secretary

Steve West @zebra2222 (5268) • United States 18 Apr 16

Okay, time for another weekly look at some fortune cookie sayings. Tell me what you think. 1. Politicians never stand. They always lie. 2. People will look at you strange if you try to sip coffee cake. 3. It's not alright...

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Fortune Cookie Sayings #2

Steve West @zebra2222 (5268) • United States 8 Feb 16

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Fortunes from Fortune Cookies

RasmaSandra @RasmaSandra (98072) • Daytona Beach, Florida 3 Nov 15

Did you ever wonder who was writing all of those fortunes every time you opened a fortune cookie? Well no one actually knows where the fortune cookie came from. What is known is that this cookie made its first appearance in the...